Log

EYE-R-DUM-1: hawhha, I can speak
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Eye-r-dum is gay. Oh wait, is this on?
EYE-R-DUM-1: Your mom is treason
JAY-R-EFK-1: Hahahaha!
JAY-R-EFK-1: Okay, stop the spam now
JAY-R-EFK-1: Send it in a PM to Wilson instead :D
EYE-R-DUM-1: Alright
JAY-R-EFK-1: Melting Wilson's brain is NOT treason
Wilson: if you have questions, esp about secret actions
Wilson: pm me
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I see a question mark. That seems like something wrongfully alluring.
EYE-R-DUM-1: The qquestion mark is gone
Wilson: so your pp can modify other people's rolls even when they don't effect your character
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I order one of you to ask about said question mark.
Wilson: think of them as 'being a bastard' points
JAY-R-EFK-1: Hang on, how does being perverse stop a speeding bullet?
JAY-R-EFK-1: Unless my pelvic thrusts can deflect fast moving projectiles, I don't really get it
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: By perversing yourself around it?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Like a perverted blackflip?
Wilson: well it not exactly science
EYE-R-DUM-1: What the hell is with the question mark, it's there and then it's not
JAY-R-EFK-1: I'm not even seeing it
Wilson: usually it'll be like "the gun jams"
JAY-R-EFK-1: I saw an exclamation mark
EYE-R-DUM-1: "I want to take the fucking ears off"
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Jay is not treasonous for following my order.
Wilson: and explodes in his hand decapitating him and causing fingers to rain down on the party
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: But he is treasonous for no commenting quickly on my remark.
JAY-R-EFK-1: MMM, that's...good eating?
Wilson: just so you know
JAY-R-EFK-1: I didn't question the exclamation mark, I covered it up in a conspiracy
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Fingers decapitate people?
Wilson: falsely accusing someone of treason is treason...
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: So you didn't follow orders, that is treason.
JAY-R-EFK-1: What if the Computer wrongly accuses me of treason?
JAY-R-EFK-1: Is the Computer being treasonous?
JAY-R-EFK-1: And must therefore order everyone to exterminate it
The Computer: The computer doesn't make mistakes.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: And the computer is always happy.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Happy people don't treason.
JAY-R-EFK-1: What if all the current evidence suggests an innocent is treasonous, and they are later found to be completely innocent - surely that would be a mistake?
EYE-R-DUM-1: Where is everyone else
Wilson: still 15 min
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: 6 minutes to go. They might want to show up at the last second, which ends up activating the last second death trap.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: 15? I thought it was at 19:20.
JAY-R-EFK-1: Whats the timer on that trap?
Wilson: mshcherbatskaya Qayin Divinegon Spartan Banana Teafo
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Only traitors find the timers.
Wilson: that's who confirmed
JAY-R-EFK-1: Mshcher isn't on Xfire, maybe she isn't up yet
Wilson: she tried to login a moment ago
JAY-R-EFK-1: Haha FAIL
JAY-R-EFK-1: tried?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: She lost before being able to lose?
Wilson: AFK-R-BRB has attempted to login! AFK-R-BRB has attempted to login!
JAY-R-EFK-1: Fail, Failure is Fail
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Wait a minute. She? There are no she on the internetz. It is a traitor in disguise, wagh!
Wilson: maybe one of you guys
JAY-R-EFK-1: One of them two probably ended up hitting the wrong number
Wilson: yea
JAY-R-EFK-1: Durrrrr which one is 4 again?!
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: how do I typez?
JAY-R-EFK-1: With your nose
EYE-R-DUM-1: I'm 4
JAY-R-EFK-1: Having fingers is treason
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I fail at being a n00b for capitalizing my i's.
JAY-R-EFK-1: Well that confirms who pressed the wrong number then
JAY-R-EFK-1: The evidence is right there
JAY-R-EFK-1: Also I believe impersonating another player is treason
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: It is there because I ordered a traitor to put there, so I could know he was a traitor.
EYE-R-DUM-1: Who's the traitor
JAY-R-EFK-1: You are
JAY-R-EFK-1: Get 'im Computer!...please?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Traitor responds after me.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I'm the traitor... I admit it, please kill me.
JAY-R-EFK-1: I am Sparticus!
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Jay made talked to my mouth with happiness.
JAY-R-EFK-1: ...umm...what?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: He made treason with my mouth, which begs for his treason.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Apparentely, I didn't know wilson could screw you over like this.
JAY-R-EFK-1: Oh, Wilson, you were supposed to spoof Spartan!
JAY-R-EFK-1: Not confuse me as well!
JAY-R-EFK-1: But I forgive you.
JAY-R-EFK-1: No I don't
JAY-R-EFK-1: I am the real Slim Shady!
JAY-R-EFK-1: yes, yes I do.
JAY-R-EFK-1: Oh really?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Because you are teh traitorz?
Wilson: hmm 8 min
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: By the way, are the people not here online on the forums already?
JAY-R-EFK-1: I'm not here
JAY-R-EFK-1: I don't know who I am!
JAY-R-EFK-1: :(
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: You don't have the clearance for such, trooper.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Or should I tell Eye to say, happy cleanliness trooper.
JAY-R-EFK-1: Lets change socksies everyone!
EYE-R-DUM-1: It's already past starting time where I am
JAY-R-EFK-1: Same
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Same, but I keep silent.
JAY-R-EFK-1: Eye-R-Dum, I believe I see some skid marks in that underwear, and I will have to report that if you do not change with haste!
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Because 4 is better than 3.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Like 2 isn't as lonely as the number 1.
JAY-R-EFK-1: Divine is so alone!
JAY-R-EFK-1: Wait, was that Divine?
JAY-R-EFK-1: Or was it Wilson?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: But not as lonely as number 1, which is root
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: For you to figure out, it is way off your secruty clearance.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Have you tried to figure it out? Hmm?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: *security
JAY-R-EFK-1: No, that is why Im asking you/him
Wilson: 4 min
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Inquiry is the root of treason is this happy land, trooper.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: You do not need to know past your security clearance. Your security clearance provides you with happiness.
JAY-R-EFK-1: Is more clearence more happiness then?
JAY-R-EFK-1: I am a n00b
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I was ordering someone to hope that at least one more person would come around.
JAY-R-EFK-1: Not funny Wilson
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Stop formulating questions, trooper. Your security clearance only allows for maximum of 37 question marks.
JAY-R-EFK-1: ???????????????????????????????????????
JAY-R-EFK-1: Oh, I'm such a rebel
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Since the beggining of your existence.
JAY-R-EFK-1: I was born yesterday
MORI-R-DEE has attempted to login!
MORI-R-DEE has attempted to login!
Wilson: oh sweet
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Apparentely.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: You were.
Wilson: lets see if he passes the IQ test
Wilson: incoming PM in 10... 9...
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I order someone to shout out loud "Zing!"
JAY-R-EFK-1: 3
JAY-R-EFK-1: 6
MORI-R-DEE has attempted to login!
JAY-R-EFK-1: 1
MORI-R-DEE has attempted to login!
--- MORI-R-DEE-1 (Teafo) has joined ---
(Mon Sep 01 03:29:51 KST 2008)
MORI-R-DEE-1: hey guys
MORI-R-DEE-1: sorry i'm late
EYE-R-DUM-1: Hey
Wilson: And he passed the IQ test
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I order Eye to question if Mori is a pm.
MORI-R-DEE-1: lol
EYE-R-DUM-1: It's alright, a couple people are lat
Wilson: someone tell him about his PP
JAY-R-EFK-1: I passed what?
JAY-R-EFK-1: Wait, what?
JAY-R-EFK-1: No
AFK-R-BRB has attempted to login!
JAY-R-EFK-1: You do it
EYE-R-DUM-1: PP are perverse points
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Jay, order Eye to tell about pp.
MORI-R-DEE-1: I passed the IQ test by being able to log in
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Hay!
AFK-R-BRB has attempted to login!
EYE-R-DUM-1: you have 20 to modify rolls
JAY-R-EFK-1: Eye, your clearence does not cover PP
MORI-R-DEE-1: Perversity Points?
EYE-R-DUM-1: yours and others
AFK-R-BRB has attempted to login!
MORI-R-DEE-1: I got the rundown a bit yesterday
JAY-R-EFK-1: This is treason1
JAY-R-EFK-1: *!
Wilson: ok
JAY-R-EFK-1: PP points modify rolls, any rolls, yours or theirs, up or down
MORI-R-DEE-1: kk
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Heh, pp. /is grinning widely
JAY-R-EFK-1: Mshcher is on
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Oh bugger.
AFK-R-BRB has attempted to login!
--- AFK-R-BRB-1 (mshcherbatskaya) has joined ---
(Mon Sep 01 03:31:35 KST 2008)
EYE-R-DUM-1: And there she is
Wilson: And another user passes
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: 5 people
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Jay, be surprised!
Wilson: out of 10, not bad
MORI-R-DEE-1: I would have been on earlier, but my computer couldn't find the network, so had to restart and wait through windows updates
Wilson: okay everyone who is ready PM me
Wilson: PMs are only the only time you may talk out of character
Wilson: the /command is emote
Wilson: if you abuse the / command I'll take control of your character
Wilson: just /andtheactio
Wilson: yes
Wilson: pm here
Wilson: not escapist
Wilson: you know who you are
Wilson: I will begin in a second, organizing notes
Wilson: everyone has been muted for now
Wilson: You recieve mail from the Computer: Citizen, your loyal efforts to fight treason has been noticed. You have voulenteered for a mission of utmost importance. Please make your way to the UXE sector immediately.
Wilson: what does everyone do?
Wilson: you may talk here
* MORI-R-DEE-1 after reading the mail, Mori stands up and walks out the door of his flat *
Wilson: quickly
Wilson: othewise you'll miss your transport tube
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 orders Eye to show the way *
Wilson: 5.
Wilson: 4
Wilson: 3
JAY-R-EFK-1: I...make my way to the UXE sector?
Wilson: 2
* MORI-R-DEE-1 steps into transport tube *
Wilson: 1
Wilson: 0
Wilson: okay Mori, Allur, and Jay are headed out
Wilson: Afk, eye are standing around pondering what this means
MORI-R-DEE-1: as the transport tube comes to a grinding halt...
Wilson: anyone want to stop pondering?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I didn't order him to wonder, I ordered him to show me the way. I r anger.
* EYE-R-DUM-1 After reading mail EYE-R-DUM makes his way to the transport tube *
* MORI-R-DEE-1 steps out and looks about the UXE sector *
* EYE-R-DUM-1 decides it's time to head out. *
EYE-R-DUM-1: Afk, is afk
EYE-R-DUM-1: how ironic
* JAY-R-EFK-1 would like to point out that is why she chose that name *
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 will provide a head slap to Eye when he does arrive *
EYE-R-DUM-1: The transport tube is uneventful, and you arrive at your destination
* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE-R-DUM steps into the UXE sector *
Wilson: The transport tube is uneventful, and you arrive at your destination
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 provides a head slap to Eye *
MORI-R-DEE-1: "Looks like we made it here, little buddy" Mori talks to the ground beside himself
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Next time, be near me when I order you to tell something, trooper.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: *do
EYE-R-DUM-1: EYE walks deeper into the UXE sector
Wilson: There are two intsec guards standing in front of the building, there is a giant queue for getting to the mission briefing, apperantly there are a lot of important missions today
* MORI-R-DEE-1 takes his ticket and waits in line *
Wilson: eye decides to leave his post and goes for a stroll
* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE takes a ticket and gets in line *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Eye, walk ahead to brief me on the length of this line.
* JAY-R-EFK-1 waits in line, with obvious impatience *
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 takes the ticket after giving an order *
* AFK-R-BRB-1 comes running out of the bathroom, toilet paper stuck to her shoe *
Wilson: After a few miniutes eye comes back and stands in like
Wilson: line
Wilson: Afk is still at home
* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE walks to the front and comes back and tells that the line is long *
Wilson: you all have a 20 min head start on her
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I do despise long lines, Eye.
* AFK-R-BRB-1 curses, chases after the others *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Did you figure out why the line was so long?
EYE-R-DUM-1: I guess there are a lot of missions
* MORI-R-DEE-1 pulls out a stretchy rubber container and begins scooping air into it *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I didn't order you to show initiative on that, but very well. It is still early, so I excuse you.
JAY-R-EFK-1: Everyone has a lot of important things to do on important missions - try ordering them out of the way...I'll be back here
Wilson: You guys will be late for your mission if you wait in this line, does anyone want to try something to get ahead?
MORI-R-DEE-1: yes
JAY-R-EFK-1: There's a bomb in the line!
* AFK-R-BRB-1 knocks over two old ladies and a baby carriage tearing through the terminal to make it to the briefing in time *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Eye, order people to step away or you'll show they are not happy enough.
EYE-R-DUM-1: Get out of the way
MORI-R-DEE-1: I ask the man in front of me whether he has the proper clearances for the belt he is wearing.
Wilson: eye shouts "get out of the way"
MORI-R-DEE-1: I ask for his clearance papers
Wilson: rolling oratory
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Jay, tell people they are polluting the ground they stand on, thus they must step away from the line.
Wilson: skill 6 roll 12= fail
Wilson: Eye is shouting about how important his mission is
Wilson: no one is paying attention
Wilson: spam away
* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE takes drastic action and pushes someone *
JAY-R-EFK-1: You people are filthy! I can see dust on your socks! I WILL report you all unless you return to your homes immediately and change!
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 waits for jay to make a move *
* MORI-R-DEE-1 shouts above the crowd "I will be checking everyone's clearances on any equipment you are currently in possession of by order of The Computer, all who are not within their rights will be asked to report to the nearest termination chamber" *
* AFK-R-BRB-1 palefaced, panting, nauseated with runnig too hard, runs up to the guard at the front and asks "Is there a bathrrom in there? I think I'm going to be sick" *
Wilson: Eye pushes an intsec officer, rolling unarmed
Wilson: anyone want to help him out with some PP?
Wilson: Okay Jay, I am sure he'll appreciate it
Wilson: roll is 9 skill is 6 + your +5 agil
Wilson: you succeed in pushing the guard over
Wilson: Jay spouts off like a raving lunatic
Wilson: SUDDENLY
The Computer: Citizen Jay-R-EFK, are you in need of medical attention?
* JAY-R-EFK-1 wishes Wilson would check his damn PMs, Wilson has CRASHED *
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 uses telekenisis without being noticed to make one of the people fall down against the other, provoking a domino effect and thus proving jay's point of them polluting the soil *
AFK-R-BRB-1: to guard: Can you please just let me in? I'm going to puke...
JAY-R-EFK-1: Umm...yes? I and all my colleagues are in need of medical attention! Also, I am rather sure that everyone besides my team is polluting...everything!
* AFK-R-BRB-1 wretches in the direction of the guards shoes *
* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE takes advantage of the situtation and runs inside *
The Computer: In the chaos, eye tries to run inside
Wilson: whoops
Wilson: In the chaos, eye tries to run inside
Wilson: he succeeds
Wilson: The guards take aim at allurbase and fire
Wilson: they miss hitting Mark-G-GYY
* MORI-R-DEE-1 walks to Mark-G-GYY and checks over his equipment for anything "without a permit" to confiscate *
* AFK-R-BRB-1 continues to make wretching noises, pushes past guards and everyone *
Wilson: Afk is making people run in fear of her projectile vomit
Wilson: (rolls)
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 shakes AFK with his telekenisis towards the ground so her vomit goes to them and distract them as he runs in *
* Wilson rolls *
* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE takes a seat in the briefing hall and waits *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: (Ok, I wrote so bad. I mean shake AFK to make her vomit reach the guards and distract them)
Wilson: one after another you make it in
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: (Whatever, I don't have to make sense)
Wilson: no one notices afk straining to push something with his mind/
Wilson: luckily
Wilson: you have started a riot outside the briefing hall
Wilson: but now you're all inside
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 Says silently *
JAY-R-EFK-1: I think that went very well!
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I order everyone to be happy about this event.
* MORI-R-DEE-1 smiles like a fool *
EYE-R-DUM-1: Yes sir
* JAY-R-EFK-1 accepts the order to be happy *
* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE smiles widely *
Wilson: The hall is small, red with a black stipe around it, there are 12 chairs bolted to the floor
Wilson: in one of them Eye is sitting
* AFK-R-BRB-1 straightens up and walks comfortably to her place in ythe hall *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I will take the right side. I order the rest to take the left side.
* MORI-R-DEE-1 begins to check over one of the stools for equipment malfunctions, before sitting in it *
Wilson: there is a wary looking clone standing at a podium glaring at you all
Royor-B-SON: Greeting citizens "what's the commotion outside"
* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE takes a seat on the left side *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Eye, do tell this men people are not being happy enough outside and why were we called here.
* Royor-B-SON looks at you quizzically *
JAY-R-EFK-1: I believe they are giving away free 'get out of treason cards'
* Royor-B-SON raises an eyebrow *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: *man (ack)
JAY-R-EFK-1: Really, they're going pretty fast though
EYE-R-DUM-1: We were called here for a very important mission and there is a riot
AFK-R-BRB-1: I believe, sir, that there was a woman having some sort of epileptic fit outside
Royor-B-SON: are you team 2xywm38720nj?
MORI-R-DEE-1: I am team 2xywm38720nj
JAY-R-EFK-1: I...think so?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Eye, do agree for the both of us.
Royor-B-SON: do you have your papers?
MORI-R-DEE-1: the others are from a different team to my knowledge, they were not assigned to me
EYE-R-DUM-1: We agree
* MORI-R-DEE-1 produces papers from his back pocket *
Royor-B-SON: what is your name citizen, pointing at Mori
* AFK-R-BRB-1 produces papers from purse *
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 presents his papers to eye then tells him to present them to Royor *
MORI-R-DEE-1: Mori is my designation
MORI-R-DEE-1: clone model 1
* JAY-R-EFK-1 produces papers from his jacket pocket, dusts them, and hands them to Royor *
Wilson: none of you have any papers
* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE presents both his and ALL's papers *
Wilson: or did you not check your equipment?
JAY-R-EFK-1: These are not the papers you are looking for
* MORI-R-DEE-1 decides the lint from his pocket isn't going to pass as papers *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I do believe someone here took our papers during the riot.
* AFK-R-BRB-1 realizes that the papers are in fact her starbucks receipts *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I saw Mori making a fit near us, true.
Wilson: mori was awarded 1 pp
EYE-R-DUM-1: Why yes
EYE-R-DUM-1: he did didn't he
Royor-B-SON: so none of you have any papers?
MORI-R-DEE-1: no, they seem to have been missing
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: No, because Mori seems to have taken them from us during said riot. Haven't you Mori?
Royor-B-SON: did you misplace your papers citizen?
JAY-R-EFK-1: If you ask me, Mori definitely took them
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Getting rid of them would also not be difficult.
EYE-R-DUM-1: Mori took them
MORI-R-DEE-1: all have appeared to misplaced
AFK-R-BRB-1: They were stolen out of my purse in the riot
* Royor-B-SON glares at mori *
AFK-R-BRB-1: along with my starbucks card
MORI-R-DEE-1: produces the stretchy rubber container full of air, i do not have anyone's papers
* AFK-R-BRB-1 means algaebucks. *
EYE-R-DUM-1: I suppose we lost them then, apologies
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 uses telekenisis to make mori pull back from others so it seems like she is attempting to escape *
* AFK-R-BRB-1 sips her algaefrappacino *
JAY-R-EFK-1: And where are you going, thief?
Wilson: okay your telekensis roll is 17, a complete failure
Wilson: you move Mori's shoelace and are minus 1 power point
* MORI-R-DEE-1 resists the telekinetic push *
EYE-R-DUM unexpectedly lost their connection. (IOException)
--- EYE-R-DUM-1 (Bannana) has left ---
(Mon Sep 01 04:09:01 KST 2008)
* Royor-B-SON grumbles *
Royor-B-SON: I don't have time for this.
EYE-R-DUM has attempted to login!
--- EYE-R-DUM-1 (Bannana) has joined ---
(Mon Sep 01 04:09:18 KST 2008)
Royor-B-SON: take this requisition form to supply
* MORI-R-DEE-1 takes form *
Royor-B-SON: pick up your gear
* MORI-R-DEE-1 looks it over *
Royor-B-SON: oh
Royor-B-SON: I forgot
AFK-R-BRB-1: takes form
* AFK-R-BRB-1 takes form *
IMAGE: "Supply Form " URL: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3119/2812859403_2342ea2f87.jpg?v=0

JAY-R-EFK-1: If it is all right with you, I would not trust Mori with the form
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 curses inside his mind for his lack of focus and takes the form *
* MORI-R-DEE-1 grabs stretchy rubber container and begins walking out the door *
Royor-B-SON: Your mission
* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE takes the form *
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 looks at Mori as he leaves *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Hmm, would you not to enjoy listening to the mission brief, Mori? Or do you have something else to do that doesn't involve this?
* AFK-R-BRB-1 heads off to supply *
EYE-R-DUM-1: Do you wish me to find out sir
MORI-R-DEE-1: I am carrying this to supply
MORI-R-DEE-1: it is part of my department with the PLC, so i know the way easily
Royor-B-SON: a R&D robot specialist last seen in the VAN sector absconded with a prototype robot
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Not at this moment, Eye. But be careful.
EYE-R-DUM-1: Yes sir
* AFK-R-BRB-1 teleports back from supply just in time to catch the briefing *
Royor-B-SON: we want you to find the citizen, return him, and the robot to this sector's R&G
Royor-B-SON: D*
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: My, my. Good thing you heard this before you left Mori. It would seem awfully strange if you left without hearing it. Like you already knew somehow.
Royor-B-SON: That's all
Royor-B-SON: go away
* MORI-R-DEE-1 leaves the room heading to supply *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Eye, let us make haste then. First to find out what a R&D is.
JAY-R-EFK-1: What is the citizen's NAME?
EYE-R-DUM-1: yes sir, where shall we begin
Royor-B-SON: I gave you an order citizen.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: ANd before that first, deliver the form for our equipment.
Royor-B-SON: get out
* Royor-B-SON is obviously flustered *
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 leaves before Eye does *
* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE leaves *
MORI-R-DEE-1: I am the equipment manager, that is why I took the forms
JAY-R-EFK-1: I don't believe I have been fully briefed sir, I would like to leave here knowing that you have done your duty
JAY-R-EFK-1: It would be a shame if you neglected information
* Royor-B-SON grumbles again/ *
JAY-R-EFK-1: Sorry, sir?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: The forms are for equipment, not for mission briefing. Unless you do not wish to do your job, that is?
Royor-B-SON: okay, the citizen's name is Patric-ODUL
EYE-R-DUM-1: Excuse me sir?
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 is already out with Eye, not noticing Jay's attempt *
JAY-R-EFK-1: Thank you kindly, sir, I shall now fulfill my duty with the utmost efficiency
* JAY-R-EFK-1 heads aimlessly for the supply room *
* Royor-B-SON grumbles again. *
Wilson: okay
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 directs himself to Jay to question why he took so long *
Wilson: who is headed to supply?
MORI-R-DEE-1: i am
JAY-R-EFK-1: We all are I do believe
* AFK-R-BRB-1 teleported to supply and back already *
* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE gets ready to do anything ALLURBASE tells him to *
Wilson: anyone not?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I also go, for I wish to pay attention to Mori with the aid of Eye.
EYE-R-DUM-1: I will follow ALLURBASE
Wilson: You guys probably shouldn't talk about mutant powers in this window
Wilson: actually, please do
Wilson: ...
JAY-R-EFK-1: Nor should you use them...
JAY-R-EFK-1: Oh wait, please do
JAY-R-EFK-1: ...
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Not like anyone did.
AFK-R-BRB-1: I was teleported...by someone else
AFK-R-BRB-1: happens alot
AFK-R-BRB-1: malicious bitch
EYE-R-DUM-1: We should move to supply shoudn't we?
* JAY-R-EFK-1 takes a mental note *
AFK-R-BRB-1: she's tryng to sabatoage me
* MORI-R-DEE-1 enters into the supply depot *
Wilson: you arrive in the supply room (by foot)
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Check on that side for the supplies, Eye. I will check in this one.
Wilson: There is a skinny bald supply clerk cleaning his fingernails.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: And remember. Things that don't seem happy, even inanimate objects, means someone traitorous put them there.
* MORI-R-DEE-1 walks to the clerk *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Or, you could talk with the clerk.
* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE walks over to the clerk *
Matt-O-DOR: doesn't look up
MORI-R-DEE-1: I have a Supply Request form citizen
* Matt-O-DOR doesn't look up *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Jay, you took more than 30 seconds to leave. Tell me why that ocurred.
* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE pokes the man in the forehead *
MORI-R-DEE-1: X22-472b328f-5nv2k
* Matt-O-DOR looks up, startled by the poke. *
Matt-O-DOR: whaaa
JAY-R-EFK-1: We were not informed of the man's name, Allur
EYE-R-DUM-1: Where can I find an inventory for this room
* Matt-O-DOR looks at the color of Eye's uniform *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: And did you find his name then?
JAY-R-EFK-1: Patric-O-DUL, if the incompetent briefer is to be believed
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 Grabs eye, suddenly pulling him back and talking to the clerk *
JAY-R-EFK-1: I did not find him to be happy at all
Matt-O-DOR: You've got about three seconds to kiss my ass before I write you up...
EYE-R-DUM-1: Which cheek sir
* MORI-R-DEE-1 produces the Supply Request form *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: My good man, we seem to be in a important and dire mission. And for that, we must have the equipment presented in this form.
JAY-R-EFK-1: Also, kissing your ass would be far from cleanly, and therefore I would have to report both parties participating in the ass-kissing
Matt-O-DOR: I ain't giving you nothing until your friend there gives me 100 credits
MORI-R-DEE-1: I require these items for our mission 2xywm3870nj
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: From happy country server to another, it would be helpful for me to order my friend to check on your happiness.
EYE-R-DUM-1: Would you like me to give him the credits sir
* Matt-O-DOR points at eye *
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 points to eye *
JAY-R-EFK-1: Yes, do give him the credits
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: But it would be more helpful for you to just give us the equipment.
* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE takes out the credits *
Matt-O-DOR: I ain't even looking at it, 'til you give me money.
* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE hands him the credits *
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 whispers to Jay *
* Matt-O-DOR counts the plasticreds carefully. *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: May we accuse this man of polluted credits once he grabs it?
Wilson: after about a minute he looks up at Allurbase
AFK-R-BRB-1: (flirtatiously, waving to clerk) Hi there! It's me again--my god, that Royor-B-SON has got me running around like crazy.
JAY-R-EFK-1: Either that or we can report him for failing to do his duty, and for being VERY unhappy
Matt-O-DOR: who's yer supply guy?
MORI-R-DEE-1: I am
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Do take a note for that then, jay.
* Matt-O-DOR looks at allur for confromation *
JAY-R-EFK-1: Oh, I already have.
EYE-R-DUM-1: Please confirm sir
AFK-R-BRB-1: as soon as I get this taken care of *waves supply requisition* I'll be out of your way
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I believe there is a mistake here. AFK is the our supplier.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Aren't you AFK?
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 Suddenly shouts at afk *
* Matt-O-DOR looks at afk, and sighs *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Why would you even say such a thing Mori?
AFK-R-BRB-1: Who, me?
MORI-R-DEE-1: Cause I am the equipment handler
JAY-R-EFK-1: I also wonder why he took our papers...
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Yes you, or has your tardiness made you forget. Pay attention lad.
MORI-R-DEE-1: speaking of which, I need to check you for your correct permits
AFK-R-BRB-1: *laughs* you silly thing! He's joking, he's always joking like that
* Matt-O-DOR watches the sillieness. *
* MORI-R-DEE-1 begins checking over Allur *
* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE steps in front of mori *
EYE-R-DUM-1: What are you looking at
Matt-O-DOR: Which one of you idiots is Mori (reads real slow) -R-Dee?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Good man eye, keeping an eye on him like I said.
EYE-R-DUM-1: The man over here is Mori
MORI-R-DEE-1: I am Mori, however, I do not agree with the assessment of "idiot"
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Yes, indeed.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: But it is not your job to agree with such, is it?
Matt-O-DOR: come get your junk.
* AFK-R-BRB-1 gives Mori a playfully vicious shove - "don't waste the man's time!" *
* Matt-O-DOR points at mori. *
* MORI-R-DEE-1 eyes Allur, making a mental note to check his equipment and permits later *
* MORI-R-DEE-1 walks to the clerk and takes equipment *
JAY-R-EFK-1: Losing our papers, lying about your job, I don't believe that Mori can be trusted
EYE-R-DUM-1: I agree
EYE-R-DUM-1: if sir tells me to
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Now now, do not fret the man too much. He is only doing his job. Aren't you Mori?
MORI-R-DEE-1: I told you from the beginning, I'm part of the PLC, Commisary and supplies division
EYE-R-DUM-1: So you say
EYE-R-DUM-1: What do you think sir
* Matt-O-DOR do you semm something burning? *
EYE-R-DUM-1: Do we sir
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Why of course, that is the job you are telling us you possess. Like you have told us several things for the last hour.
* MORI-R-DEE-1 looks around for source of smell *
* Matt-O-DOR sniffs the air... *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Strangely as some of them may seem.
* JAY-R-EFK-1 sniffs and confirms this *
* MORI-R-DEE-1 runs out of supply depot *
AFK-R-BRB-1: ...what is that smell?
JAY-R-EFK-1: Suddenly shieks and bursts into flames/
EYE-R-DUM-1: Do you wish me to put him out sir
JAY-R-EFK-1: Put me out! Put me out! Mori you bastard!
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Eye, I do not enjoy this smell. We should...eye, extinguish the man!
JAY-R-EFK-1: Sabotage! Pollution!
JAY-R-EFK-1: HELP!
JAY-R-EFK-1: is smelling quite charred
* MORI-R-DEE-1 begins going over supplies outside the depot *
* AFK-R-BRB-1 dumps algaefrappacino on Jay *
* JAY-R-EFK-1 attempts to duck and roll *
* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE grabs a fire extinguisher and covers Jay in the stuff *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: AFK, follow Mori. I do not wish to losew sight of my team.
* AFK-R-BRB-1 chases Mori *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: All of them are very important to me, of course.
JAY-R-EFK-1 has drunk his last bottle of Bouncy Bubble Beverage.
* JAY-R-EFK-2 has died *
EYE-R-DUM-1: Well sir, he's dead
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Poor man. True to his happy country to the last second.
EYE-R-DUM-1: Do you wish me to remove the body?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Welcome back, Jay-2.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: No, I believe the clerk can very well take care of his department alone.
Matt-O-DOR: it's okay, it happens twice a week at least
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Do we have all the supplies Mori and AFK?
Matt-O-DOR: a scrub bot will be along shortly.
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 shouts to both *
JAY-R-EFK-2: I would like to question the timing of my death! Why am I assassinated as soon as I question Mori's loyalty?!
* JAY-R-EFK-2 returns as a new clone. *
* MORI-R-DEE-1 is outside putting supplies into stretchy rubber container for carrying ease *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Jay, is the man allowed to have such a unhigienic event happen with such occurence in here, though?
Wilson: okay you now have a lot of supplies
Wilson: there is no way you can carry them all
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Can we have a break. I need to go to the bathroom. Har har.
* AFK-R-BRB-1 starts stuffing supplies in purse *
EYE-R-DUM-1: It would seem sir, that we don't have enough room for all these supplies
MORI-R-DEE-1: please form a line to my left, I will allocate equipment and check it out to you, please be sure to sign the necessary check out documentation to allow for proper clearances
JAY-R-EFK-2: Yes...I also need to go to the bathroom. Har Har.
EYE-R-DUM-1: Should we drop them
Wilson: mori, who are you giving what to?
MORI-R-DEE-1: I'd hate to have to write anyone up for equipment they are not allowed to have
MORI-R-DEE-1: which of you is in charge of cleanliness? anti-pollution?
JAY-R-EFK-2: You! You killed me!
* JAY-R-EFK-2 backs away from Mori *
AFK-R-BRB-1: Mori, after murdering Jay
JAY-R-EFK-2: Stay away from me commie!
AFK-R-BRB-1: and more importantly
AFK-R-BRB-1: trying to abscond with mission supplies
The Computer: Is there a problem here citizens?
* MORI-R-DEE-1 eyes the group warily, waiting to hand out the proper equipment *
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JAY-R-EFK-2: Yes! This man is a traitor!
AFK-R-BRB-1: I suspect Mori of trying to sabotage the mission, computer
JAY-R-EFK-2: And quite possibly a commie!
AFK-R-BRB-1: I question his loyalty
MORI-R-DEE-1: Ah, Computer, I am attempting my duty to supply the mission with the supplies you have graced us with
JAY-R-EFK-2: Then why was I set on fire immediately after I questioned Mori's loyalties?
The Computer: Please imput traitorous actions
JAY-R-EFK-2: Theft of papers, Theft of supplies, assassination
MORI-R-DEE-1: I do not know the reason for such fires
AFK-R-BRB-1: traitorous actions of Mori
EYE-R-DUM-1: Defense of traitorous acts
AFK-R-BRB-1: attempted theft of mission supplies
MORI-R-DEE-1: I have only the paper given me to do my duty to the computer
The Computer: lets see your paper citizen
MORI-R-DEE-1: i am attempting to distribute the supplies as we speak to an uncooperative group
AFK-R-BRB-1: combustion of team member
* MORI-R-DEE-1 inserts supply request form into nearest terminal *
The Computer: The computer is talking to MORI-R-DEE-1
The Computer: REMAIN SILENT CITIZENS
MORI-R-DEE-1: as for combustion/assassination of a team member, I am unaware of any reason for that
The Computer: You are this teams supply officer
MORI-R-DEE-1: yes
The Computer: do you have any mutant powers?
MORI-R-DEE-1: no
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 uses telekinis to force Mori to nod *
The Computer: I see you have not registered any powers
The Computer: therefore...
MORI-R-DEE-1: i have none to register
Wilson: rolling
Wilson: roll 15
Wilson: power 6
Wilson: is a fail even with all that pp spent
Wilson: someone pm afk with an explanation of pp please
Wilson: Mori doesn't nod
* MORI-R-DEE-1 awaits the computer's decision *
The Computer: I find this report of treason in error
The Computer: is there any reason you filed an erronous treason report?
The Computer: AFK-R-BRB
The Computer: JAY-R-EFK
AFK-R-BRB-1: yes computer?
JAY-R-EFK-2: The evidence at the time suggested otherwise - I was assassinated after I questioned Mori's motives
The Computer: do you now find that you were in error?
* MORI-R-DEE-1 walks back to groups supplies and begins making notes of what to supply to each group member *
JAY-R-EFK-2: I believe that the current evidence is not satisfactory, so I must be, yes
The Computer: And you AFK-R-BRB?
JAY-R-EFK-2: However, I still cannot see another explanation
AFK-R-BRB-1: I continue in my suspicions and will continue to collect evidence to support the accusation
The Computer: Is that all citizens?
MORI-R-DEE-1: Yes, thank you
EYE-R-DUM-1: Yes
Wilson: the monitor turns off
Wilson: you feel nervous for no real reason
MORI-R-DEE-1: now if the members will please form an orderly line, I will distribute the supplies
Wilson: okay what are you giving to whom
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Well, that went awfully well. I suppose Mori isn't traitor like for now.
MORI-R-DEE-1: who is the happiness officer?
* JAY-R-EFK-2 warily lines up, still afraid of a second murder *
MORI-R-DEE-1: oh never mind
JAY-R-EFK-2: The happiness officer is not present
MORI-R-DEE-1: I will go down the list and distribute accordingly
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I blieve Eye is the happiness officer.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Isn't that right, eye?
EYE-R-DUM-1: I am the happiness officer
MORI-R-DEE-1: To ALLUR, I give "A Jokebook: Why did the Robot Cross the Road and other Mandatory Hillarity"
JAY-R-EFK-2: The JUNIOR happiness officer, yes, he is
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 takes with a fake appreciation look *
MORI-R-DEE-1: To EYE, I give 25 boxes of Happyfun (tm) Pills
EYE-R-DUM-1: Thank you sir
MORI-R-DEE-1: who is the cleanliness/anti-pollution officer?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Jay would be your man, Mori.
JAY-R-EFK-2: Yes...please don't set me on fire again
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: And a fine job he has been doing until. Isn't that right?
MORI-R-DEE-1: to Jay, I give 120 pairs of extra underwear and socks (black)
EYE-R-DUM-1: I beleive it was proven that he did not set you on fire
EYE-R-DUM-1: Would you like him to apologise sir?
MORI-R-DEE-1: to AFK I give 100 yards of Stretchyplasticord (tm)
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I believe Mori got enough apologies after acertaing things with the computer, eye.
EYE-R-DUM-1: Yes sir
* AFK-R-BRB-1 glares at Eye *
MORI-R-DEE-1: To ALLUR, being the leader of the group, I give you the Tactical Nuclear Hand Grenade, use it carefully
AFK-R-BRB-1: You seem awfully eager to stand by a possible felon and traitor
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Why thank you Mori, I appreciate your will for trust here.
EYE-R-DUM-1: It was proven that he is not
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Rightly timed trust, isn't it?
EYE-R-DUM-1: Are you wrongly accusing him?
Wilson: we have all the gear distributed then?
MORI-R-DEE-1: and finally to Eye, (as he is next in line) I give 3 Teethbrushes: edible
AFK-R-BRB-1: Are you defending him?
AFK-R-BRB-1: Perhaps you know he is innocent because you did it?
EYE-R-DUM-1: Are you accusing me of being a mutant
MORI-R-DEE-1: that is all the gear from the supply request form, please make sure to sign the checkout sheet and enter the correct eyescans
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AFK-R-BRB-1: are you accusing me of falsely accusing you of being a mutant?
The Computer: Citizens, did I hear someone say mutant?
EYE-R-DUM-1: Only in passing
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 uses telekenisis to make Mori lift his hand *
EYE-R-DUM-1: this man was accusing me of having powers
The Computer: unregistered mutation is treason, you know.
Wilson: rolling
MORI-R-DEE-1: raises his hand, almost as if against his will
The Computer: you have a question citizen?
* MORI-R-DEE-1 looks indredulously at his own arm *
JAY-R-EFK-2: I believe he was confessing, Computer
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I believe he was admitting to your question about having mutant powers, computer.
MORI-R-DEE-1: Uh... Yes
MORI-R-DEE-1: I have a question
MORI-R-DEE-1: that is
The Computer: you have a question about admitting to having mutant powers?
MORI-R-DEE-1: This Patric-O-DUL from the R&D department
MORI-R-DEE-1: no, it's about our mission
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: The one you did not want to hear?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Because you left quite hastily from the briefing room.
JAY-R-EFK-2: Computer, I believe that Mori was not asking a question, but admitting to having unregistered Mutant powers
The Computer: did you leave before your briefing was done citizen?
JAY-R-EFK-2: Yes, he did that to...
MORI-R-DEE-1: I was at the door, and heard the mission quite clearly
JAY-R-EFK-2: *too
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: He attempted to, computer. It took our combined efforts for him not to leave.
JAY-R-EFK-2: He left far too quickly to hear the conclusion of the briefing
The Computer: did I ask you a question JAY-R-EFK?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: It is like he already knew the mission.
JAY-R-EFK-2: My apologies, Computer
MORI-R-DEE-1: we are to bring back Patric-O-DUL with the escaped bot. Are we to bring him back alive or dead?
MORI-R-DEE-1: that is the question i raised my hand to ask
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Mori, how did you know his name if only Jay was there to inquire about it?
The Computer: That is beyond your security clearance citizen/
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: And I don't recall you questioning him about the name.
JAY-R-EFK-2: No, in fact it was only asked by one, in hushed tones, beyond Mori's hearing as he was retrieving supplies
JAY-R-EFK-2: Unless he has super-hearing...thus making him a mutant
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Hmm, super hearing would be useful for spying on us.
MORI-R-DEE-1: Yes, Computer, I will find him with due haste. I will find and report to you for your confirmation of termination
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Although it is an unregistered mutant power.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Isn't it, Mori?
The Computer: I am issuing your team some pharmaceuticals
MORI-R-DEE-1: I have no unregistered mutant powers to report ALLUR
Wilson: A slot near the monitor drops a bottle of pills
The Computer: You have all been deemed unhappy
* MORI-R-DEE-1 takes the pills to distribute amongst the team *
EYE-R-DUM-1: Would you like me to take those sir?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Then that brings how you knew the name. Unless you were actually there, which were not and thus you lied to us.
The Computer: please take three each
* MORI-R-DEE-1 hands three pills to each member of the party *
The Computer: immediately citizens
* JAY-R-EFK-2 gladly takes three pills *
* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE pops three pills into his mouth *
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 swallows them *
* AFK-R-BRB-1 pops pills *
* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE swallows the pills *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Eye, I must say, you do look lovely in that red garment.
* MORI-R-DEE-1 takes pills *
* JAY-R-EFK-2 swallows *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: As do you Mori.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: In fact, all of you look lovely.
EYE-R-DUM-1: So do you sir
MORI-R-DEE-1: why thank you sir
AFK-R-BRB-1: How kind of you to notice, ALLURBASE.
MORI-R-DEE-1: by the way, ALLUR, did I ever tell you how excellent of a job you have been doing to lead this team?
Wilson: You all suddenly feel extremely happy
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Right, seems like we were in a needless predicament. Which seems to be an awful waste of time when we should be bringing this Patric fellow. I bet he isn't as happy as we are.
EYE-R-DUM-1: Why this entire place is beautiful
AFK-R-BRB-1: My stars, Mori--I never noticed what lovely eyes you have
EYE-R-DUM-1: You all look great, I feel so great
The Computer: Happiness is manditory citizens.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Why thank you Mori. I will order you to be flattered when I tell you have been distributing the supplies in an rightful manner.
The Computer: Have a happy day!
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Eye, thank the computer.
Wilson: the computer monitor turns off
EYE-R-DUM-1: Why thank you computer
AFK-R-BRB-1: I've never seen anyone with such pink eyes before
EYE-R-DUM-1: Have you ever noticed how shiny the computer is
AFK-R-BRB-1: you look like a little bunny
MORI-R-DEE-1: Pink?
MORI-R-DEE-1: are they really?
EYE-R-DUM-1: It's so pretty
Wilson: no one has ever seen a bunny
Wilson: afk is talking crazy
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Then, let's stroll to our mission then? AFK, focus your happiness on the mission.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: It is needed.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: And please don't invent things.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Unless you have seen something you shouldn't?
EYE-R-DUM-1: Yes sir, what beautiful place are we going next
AFK-R-BRB-1: I can't wait to meet that lovely bot
Wilson: You all break into uncontrollable laughter
AFK-R-BRB-1: I'm sure the lovely bot will be lovely
Wilson: afk earns 1 pp
* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE laughs *
EYE-R-DUM-1: Well that's odd Nobody told a joke
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: The joke's on you, Mori. You really thought we would accuse you of being a traitor?
EYE-R-DUM-1: Oh so that's what's so funny
MORI-R-DEE-1: Eye, you may have to keep those Happyfun pills handy. AFK seems to be inventing "bunny"
* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE begins laughinig again *
AFK-R-BRB-1: it's a fun word to say
EYE-R-DUM-1: Alright sir
AFK-R-BRB-1: bunny!
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Why of course, eye. An all great joke to our friend Mori.
* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE keeps laughing *
AFK-R-BRB-1: bunny!bunny!bunny!bunny!bunny!bunny!bunny!bunny!
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Good thing it did not kill him.
Wilson: Mori you feel sick
Wilson: but happy
AFK-R-BRB-1: bunny!bunny!bunny!bunny!bunny!bunny!bunny!bunny!
Wilson: you desperately need to vomit
MORI-R-DEE-1: hmmm
Wilson: or laugh
Wilson: you're not sure
* MORI-R-DEE-1 runs to nearest corner to cough and laugh *
AFK-R-BRB-1: Mori - you are turning all green!
JAY-R-EFK-2: bunny? BUNNY!...funny bunny? Oh dear, Mori's being sick...
AFK-R-BRB-1: like an algaefrappacino
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Oh right, but jay got killed. Wasn't that an odd coincidence.
Wilson: mori half heartedly vomits on the wall, laughing the whole way
AFK-R-BRB-1: I love algaefrappacinos!
Wilson: this causes the rest of you to laugh harder
JAY-R-EFK-2: That rather hurt, I'm so glad that's all over, thank you for trying so save me, that fills me with a warm...frothy feeling
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Jay, isn't Mori's vomit hilarious?
AFK-R-BRB-1: of dear, Mori
JAY-R-EFK-2: It is! Although, I can't help but feel, like I'm supposed to do something
JAY-R-EFK-2: About vomit
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: You are dear to us Jay, as is Mori's vomit. Isn't that funny?
AFK-R-BRB-1: you have gotten puke all over yourself, you silluy thing!
MORI-R-DEE-1: why yes, vomit is quite funny
AFK-R-BRB-1: heeheeeheeeeeeee
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: And your red vest now is oddly colored. Isn't that hilarious?
JAY-R-EFK-2: Vomit is very funny, and colours are funny...
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: You should flaunt about it to everyone.
MORI-R-DEE-1: and now that we are all happy, might I suggest a joke from the book given to ALLUR?
* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE continues to laugh *
JAY-R-EFK-2: Funny Bunny
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I bet everyone would laugh.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Maybe even the computer.
EYE-R-DUM-1: Stop making up creatures JAY
JAY-R-EFK-2: Computer, would you like to hear a joke?
Wilson: an oddly shaped scrubbot seems to be cleaning up, it's not as funny as it might have been
* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE keeps laughinh *
The Computer: Citizen?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Mori, since you had the idea. Do tell the joke.
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 gives Mori the book *
EYE-R-DUM-1: Which citizen computer
MORI-R-DEE-1: Are you attempting to transfer custody of computer property without proper permission or clearances?
JAY-R-EFK-2: Computer, thank you for the happy pills - everything is funny, including Mori's funny colours and smell, and we invented a new word today!
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Now now, you wouldn't want to disobey an order in front of the computer, right?
AFK-R-BRB-1: BUNNY!
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Not from your leader that is?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Now do tell the joke and show yourself to the computer.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: We wouldn't want to waste his time.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: That's an order.
AFK-R-BRB-1: oohhhh, that word isn't nearly as funny any more
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 says it gaily *
The Computer: Maybe she would do well in the R&D sector, thanks for your input citizen
MORI-R-DEE-1: I will obey the order to take the book, however, I will require a change of custody form within the next 10 minutes
JAY-R-EFK-2: I'm sure that I'm supposed to do something about that vomit...what is it, computer?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I order you to ask for that form after telling the joke.,
MORI-R-DEE-1: and for a joke: Why did the robot cross the road?
* The Computer says nothing. *
AFK-R-BRB-1: it was chasing a bunny?
* JAY-R-EFK-2 giggles *
MORI-R-DEE-1: because The Computer deemed it's shadow on the road from the eastern side to cause unhappiness in traffic conditions
* AFK-R-BRB-1 puts her purse over her head like a hat and giggles continuously *
EYE-R-DUM-1: Because it was told to
* The Computer continues its silence *
MORI-R-DEE-1: it was, therefore the most logical outcome
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: AFK, EYE, I only ordered Mori to tell the joke.
EYE-R-DUM-1: I apologise sir
JAY-R-EFK-2: Computer, Mori is making me feel sad
The Computer: your joke was reglation, therefore funny
AFK-R-BRB-1: Computer, Mori was dilatory with his punchline delivery
The Computer: very good citizen
MORI-R-DEE-1: This joke was taken verbatim from the book of Manditory Hillarity
The Computer: I see you are not the happieness officer
MORI-R-DEE-1: No, Computer, I was given the order to read from the book by ALLUR, our leader
MORI-R-DEE-1: I am following my orders only
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: But Mori, you did not take the forms before telling the joke, didn't you?
EYE-R-DUM-1: You were ordered to tell a joke
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Isn't that your job as well?
EYE-R-DUM-1: Not from the bood
The Computer: Due to your abiliy to follow orders and obey protocol I am promoting you to seinor happieness officer.
MORI-R-DEE-1: I was ordered to ask for the forms after telling the joke
EYE-R-DUM-1: Thank you computer
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: So you do not wish to do your job more than follow my orders?
JAY-R-EFK-2: Pollution! I believe that there is something to be done about pollution, Computer - may Mori have a change of clothing?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: The job computer had assigned you previously?
EYE-R-DUM-1: Sir, I must follow the computer above all else
EYE-R-DUM-1: You know taht
MORI-R-DEE-1: No, sir, ALLUR, I will still be requiring that paperwork about change of custody of computer property within the next 8 minutes
The Computer: I have made Eye your new equipment guy.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Computer. I would believe Mori did not accept protocol by not taking the forms in his previous job.
EYE-R-DUM-1: Yes sir
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: If he followed an order, it just shows he did not wish to do his job more than accept my order.
EYE-R-DUM-1: I will now manage equi[tment
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: You cannot demand that of me, Mori, since you were apparentely promoted.
JAY-R-EFK-2: Pollution, Computer! Either Mori must change or I will have to report him for polluting!
The Computer: ALLURBASE are you filing a formal complaint against MORI?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Yes, I am, Computer.
* AFK-R-BRB-1 plugs nose and makes ack-face at Mori's bad smell *
MORI-R-DEE-1: Yes, EYE, that is your new designation. Here are the proper documents and permits for our equipment
* MORI-R-DEE-1 hands them to EYE *
MORI-R-DEE-1: This should make your job quite easier
EYE-R-DUM-1: Thank you Mori
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Although he did follow my orders, he did not follow the job given by you. And I believe the orders of the computer precede my own orders.
EYE-R-DUM-1: I will do with them what I must
MORI-R-DEE-1: Anything to make sure our team stays happy!
AFK-R-BRB-1: Mori- you are making the team unhappy with your smell
AFK-R-BRB-1: and therefore in violation of your duties as happiness officer
EYE-R-DUM-1: Yes please be cleaned
Wilson: OOC NOTE: 2 Hour mark is coming
JAY-R-EFK-2: I really must follow my duty as Cleanliness Officer - I am filing a formal complaint against Mori in regards to his hygiene, Computer.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: And Jay, form a complaint for his cleanliness.
MORI-R-DEE-1: I apologize, I will clean myself at the next available opportunity. Until then, please continue taking happyfun pills to relieve the stress caused by my smell
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: He did not follow the Computers orders towards his job nor took into account your warnings.
A Scrubot: Reporting: 2 happy pills found, reporting to computer.
JAY-R-EFK-2: My duty is more important than pills, you MUST change now! You are polluting everyone!
AFK-R-BRB-1: Computer, I second Jay's complaint against Mori--his stink is making me sad
The Computer: Whose happy pills are these?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: See computer? Jay follows his job quite well, because the computer gave him that job.
AFK-R-BRB-1: he is in violation of his duties
MORI-R-DEE-1: I do not have a change of clothing. Would it make you all happy to have my naked?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Unlike Mori.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Mori threw up a while ago.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Unlike us
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Maybe because we all took the 3 pills.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: And Mori just took 1.
JAY-R-EFK-2: Mori must have regurgitated his happy pills!
AFK-R-BRB-1: Mori had plenty of time to change
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Computer, I am filing a complaint for Mori not taking all of his pills
MORI-R-DEE-1: I have no change of clothing
JAY-R-EFK-2: He is guilty of pollution and not taking his pills!
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: And use sickness as a reason.
AFK-R-BRB-1: and there were extra socks and underwear included in our supply list
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Taking 3 pills as ordered does not make you sick.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Taking less might.
MORI-R-DEE-1: I am sorry I was sick, I do not yet know the reason
AFK-R-BRB-1: so he could have in fact shed his fouled clothing without going nude
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Or as Jay cleverpy announces, he may have regurgitated them.
AFK-R-BRB-1: which would also cause unhappiness
JAY-R-EFK-2: I still wish to file this complaint, Computer - I believe Mori is guilty of pollution and regurgitating his pills
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Traitors try to avoid showing reasons.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Don't they Mori?
The Computer: I have analyzed the pills, and have determined that they belong to ALLURBASE
MORI-R-DEE-1: !!!!
MORI-R-DEE-1: LEADER!?!?!
The Computer: citizen ALLURBASE
The Computer: did you not take the required happy pills?
EYE-R-DUM-1: Sir?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I did Computer. Someone else must have swapped the pills intended to me.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: So I took someone else's pills.
The Computer: These pills are yours, and therefore you must take them now
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I will Computer.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I follow your orders, of course. And I am happy about it.
AFK-R-BRB-1: Computer, Mori is still stinky!
MORI-R-DEE-1: I would suggest having the cleanliness officer clean them before ingestion
* A Scrubot ejects the pills onto the floor they are covered in saliva. *
Wilson: and vomit
JAY-R-EFK-2: Why, Mori, if they have not been regurgitated then why do they need cleaning?
* MORI-R-DEE-1 removes clothing and asks for black socks and underwear *
AFK-R-BRB-1: after repeated requests to remedy the situation, he has not done so
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Computer, is that vomit on the pills?
JAY-R-EFK-2: Are you admitting to regurgitating them?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: May I remind you that the only person to vomit was Mori?
The Computer: Are you questioning my logic citizen?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: He may have taken my pills and regurgitated them to try to frame me.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I am claiming Mori of making me a traitor without true reason.
MORI-R-DEE-1: they were determined to be your pills, I vomitted, I do not know what you were doing at that time
The Computer: you have 5 seconds to eat these pills
The Computer: 4
The Computer: 3
The Computer: 2
The Computer: 1
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 eats them *
The Computer: very good citizen, now, get your team moving
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Mori, your puke tastes awful.
The Computer: you have amission to complete
Wilson: Allurbase revieves 1pp
* JAY-R-EFK-2 throws the pants and socks akwardly at Mori, so that they drop in front of him on the floor *
MORI-R-DEE-1: they were your pills, the vomit could have been added in the scrubot
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Now, gear up. We have a mission to accomplish.
* MORI-R-DEE-1 puts on clothing so as not to be nude any longer *
* EYE-R-DUM-1 Gets ready to leave *
MORI-R-DEE-1: Now what do we do?
* MORI-R-DEE-1 talks to the floor beside himself *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: And Mori. Do get off that giant robot with a giant spoon on his head.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: It is embarrassing.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I do not want embarasssing things on my team.
* AFK-R-BRB-1 takes her purse off her head *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Let us move Eye. Put those 6 nimble legs to use and make haste.
EYE-R-DUM-1: Lead the way sir
Wilson: something's not right with allur
AFK-R-BRB-1: (sadly) I miss my bunny...
MORI-R-DEE-1: ALLUR? are you seeing things? 6 legs, giant robot?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: We need to find that robot bunny named Patric.
MORI-R-DEE-1: giant spoon?
MORI-R-DEE-1: what is Spoon?
AFK-R-BRB-1: there is no spoon
EYE-R-DUM-1: Sir are you feeling okay?
Wilson: Okay we've hit and passed the 2 hour mark
Wilson: talk to me over pm
Wilson: I want to know when is good for you guys
Wilson: wednesday good?
Wilson: talk here
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: This was great guys. Really had fun. Apologies to everyone for my paranoic being and for not being as funny as I wanted to
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Wednesday seems good.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: No wait!
MORI-R-DEE-1: anytime wednesday is good with me
JAY-R-EFK-2: Umm, if it is the same time, then Wednesday is okay
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: If it is at the same time, it won't be good.
AFK-R-BRB-1: I will be gone until late Wednesday PST
EYE-R-DUM-1: Wait are we doing every day?
EYE-R-DUM-1: or just some days?
Wilson: some days
Wilson: how about next sunday?
EYE-R-DUM-1: Sounds good to me
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I'm beggining to have practice at mondays, wednesdays and fridays from 20-22 GMT
AFK-R-BRB-1: sunday is best for me
Wilson: okay
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Sunday is ok.
EYE-R-DUM-1: Same time?
MORI-R-DEE-1: i work 11-7pm next sunday (GMT-8)
Wilson: we can schedule a longer 3 hour session then
EYE-R-DUM-1: What time?
MORI-R-DEE-1: we started at 11:20 for me today
Wilson: okay
MORI-R-DEE-1: so i will be at work this time next week
EYE-R-DUM-1: 12:20 for me
Wilson: lets discuss this on the forums
MORI-R-DEE-1: ok
Wilson: i have work in a few hours
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Right-o.
EYE-R-DUM-1: Alright
Wilson: it's nearly 6 am here
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: So Wilson, what did you think?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Tell us how much you hate us before you go.
EYE-R-DUM-1: So we can close this now?
Wilson: I'll give some feedback
MORI-R-DEE-1: so everyone post up what times they are available this coming week?
Wilson: on the forums
Wilson: su
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Will do.
Wilson: sure
MORI-R-DEE-1: kk
Wilson: that would help me
MORI-R-DEE-1: seeya on the forums
Wilson: okay
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Wilson: thanks guys
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ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Congratulations people. And thank you Wilson
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Wilson: sorry if i didn't have my shit together
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<span class="player29">Ted, the runaway robot:span> dies a little inside<br/>

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<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> reespan><br/>

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<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> readingspan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Reading?<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> it does a body goodspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> got your password right?span><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> I thought Id just sign in early<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> yeah<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Qayin<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> all goodspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> caps too?span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> i think it's not case sensitivespan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Well I put in the cap, so I assume it isnt then<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> manspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> that "look at this chapter 1" thread is the worst thing everspan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> I know, I tried to provide constructive criticism because I felt sorry for him, but I still ended up flaming him partially<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> I wrote, and then quickly deleted the following:span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> This is utterly terrible. The subject matter is beyond juvenile. Your grammar is appalling, and your spelling is even worse. This is made even worse by the fact that you decided to have the "I know it's bad" disclaimer prefacing this travesty.span><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> You know hes made another topic, right?<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> yeaspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> cross postedspan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> like, corrected some of the shit<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> i'll let you in on a little secretspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> this was "no moderation weekend"span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> over at midnight your timespan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> we're experimentingspan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Hahah seeing what you can get away with?<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> seeing how the community changes when it can do anything it likesspan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> I was surprised that re-run of the 'write your own story' wasnt banned<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> or was that just missed?<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> maybe missedspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> anywayspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> we're not moderating for another 6 hours or somethingspan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> I even gave this awesome set up for the mods :( <br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Will you start going back over things that need to be banned?<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Or am I now a poster who knows no limits and must go on a spree?<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Not really, but it would be lolworthy<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> hehespan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> retroactive bans are incommingspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> there is no statute of limitationsspan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> damn...*ahem*<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> try to talkspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> okayspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> back to normalspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> it's just to keep the logs clean when a gm is trying to explainspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> i am gonna log in rootspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> hahaspan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> MMkay?<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> unmutedspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> my badspan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> WOOT!<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> A'hm back ya wee muting bastard!<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Never again shall my mouth be zipped by the tyranny of the mute function!<br/>

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<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> okayspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> so that's how that worksspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> Man i need some new rulesspan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> New rules?<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> going to be a 1 pm/min rulespan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Wait, what?<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> 5 people all sending me pmsspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> too confusingspan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Hahaha you mean JParanoia PMs?<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Or Escapist PMs?<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> yesspan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Whaaaaaa?<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Who the hell is sending you them?<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> #1span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> they willspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> i have lots of windowsspan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Oh you mean our players?<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> yeaspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> someone dropped out todayspan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Oh?<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Zem?<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Or someone else?<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> copterspan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> He wasnt officially in though<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> truespan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> It isnt a major loss<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> he had a character thospan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> he also quit his RPspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> said jparanoia was too complicatedspan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> He had his own RP?<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> yeaspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> silent hill rpspan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> That was Dinnjs<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> not Copters<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> ohspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> maybe that's who dropped outspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> i am confusedspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> let me lookspan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> You should be!<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span>     Sorry, was talking to another player, um... your number is the number of your character name, and the pw is asdf  Hmm, now I managed to find that out and the IP adress is gone xD. Sorry count me out, this is far too confusing for my simpleness...span><br/>

<span class="gray">AFK-R-BRB has attempted to login!span><br/>

<span class="gray">AFK-R-BRB has attempted to login!span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> ...span><br/>

<span class="gray">AFK-R-BRB has attempted to login!span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> forgot his escapist namespan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> who is that anywayspan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Is that Dinnj or Copter?<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> dinnhspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> jspan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Ahh<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> who is afk?span><br/>

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<span class="gray">(Mon Sep 01 02:54:09 KST 2008)span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> divinegon!span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> wheeespan><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Reporting to always loyal duty.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> I had to to cross 3 curves on the highway to get here on time.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Be roight back, quick-smart like<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Do not ask me how I did so.<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> hahaspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> nicespan><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Twice I come here and I've seen the same people both times. I'm starting to believe everyone else is imaginary.<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> welcome to basic existentialismspan><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> By the way. I never expected you to be a "whee" type person.<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> hehespan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> I amspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> I am not half as grumpy via chat as I am when I am moderatingspan><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Good grief, if you were as cheery when bringing down the ban hammer, I'd be seriously creeped out.<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> hey allur, what's your escapist name?span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> nevermindspan><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> You said so when I...ah ok.<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> Just updatingspan><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Mind you I'll sometimes be wide known through the internet. Since I tend to always use that name.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Since eveeeer.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> I have never heard of you -_-<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> I change every couple of yearsspan><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> I never heard of you either, so there.<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> I used to have an email addy that was really simplespan><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Iamwilson@hotmail.com?<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> so i always got massive assloads of spam mailspan><br/>

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<span class="gray">(Mon Sep 01 02:59:47 KST 2008)span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> holy crapspan><br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> What<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> this might even happenspan><br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> What?<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Okay everyone, spam PMs to Wilson on here<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> hehespan><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> We're already at "killing people it's fun" level.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> I rather keep my notable poster bagde, tyverymuch.<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Am I the only one confused here?<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Confused people are traitors, because they doubt things. And people who doubt things will doubt The COmputer.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Bang!<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> He probably will just need drugsspan><br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Your the traitor for confusing me<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> 18 minutes till this starts. Not much time to check on porn.<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Bang!<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Only traitors are confusable to begin with.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Actually, knowing things is treason, so confused people are slightly less treasonous than knowledgeable people, and not a priority for execution therefore<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> also I think allur has been reading the ultraviolet section of the book...span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Double bang!<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> I don't even know what books are.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> You better not<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> That would be treason<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> I totally know less than you guys<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Reading? Pssh. That's lame, I tell other people to read.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> I think the Computer will require the names of these 'readers'<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> there is dice rolling herespan><br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Telling people things is treason, only the computer can make commands<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> but it's not broadcastspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> only i can see the tollsspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> rolls*span><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Keeping secrets is treason<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span>   kill the traitor<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Trying to treason is treason.<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> Is anyone adverse to me keeping a log of this game?span><br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Your face is treason<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Pointing out treason is treason<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> No you can keep a log<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> I am adverse to being dead, but nobody apparentely cares for that.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Keeping logs is treason, not keeping logs is treason<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> So yeah, keep the log.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Talking about keeping or not keeping logs is dire treason.<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> you all can send me PMs toospan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> but don't overdo itspan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Treason is Treason<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Secrets are treason<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> it will slow us downspan><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Being in non yellow and green colors is treasonous.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Being dressed like a clown is treason<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> try to stay in this chat window as much you canspan><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> By the way, is anyone paying attention to wilson?<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> I need to explain a couple thingsspan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> No u.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> If not, its treason.<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> now you arespan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> :pspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">* Wilson does a jig. *span>span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> there is a stat called perversity in this gamespan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> you get PP (perversity points)span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> you can use them to modify your rollsspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> orspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> other people's rollsspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> either for better or worsespan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> so if someone is shooting at you, you can spend your perversity to have him failspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> you each start with 20span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> i will keep track, but you might do well to write it down so you also knowspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> and you're unmuted nowspan><br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> hawhha, I can speak<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Eye-r-dum is gay. Oh wait, is this on?<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Your mom is treason<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Hahahaha!<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Okay, stop the spam now<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Send it in a PM to Wilson instead :D<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Alright<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Melting Wilson's brain is NOT treason<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> if you have questions, esp about secret actionsspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> pm mespan><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> I see a question mark. That seems like something wrongfully alluring.<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> The qquestion mark is gone<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> so your pp can modify other people's rolls even when they don't effect your characterspan><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> I order one of you to ask about said question mark.<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> think of them as 'being a bastard' pointsspan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Hang on, how does being perverse stop a speeding bullet?<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Unless my pelvic thrusts can deflect fast moving projectiles, I don't really get it<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> By perversing yourself around it?<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Like a perverted blackflip?<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> well it not exactly sciencespan><br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> What the hell is with the question mark, it's there and then it's not<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> I'm not even seeing it<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> usually it'll be like "the gun jams"span><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> I saw an exclamation mark<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> "I want to take the fucking ears off"<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Jay is not treasonous for following my order.<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> and explodes in his hand decapitating him and causing fingers to rain down on the partyspan><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> But he is treasonous for no commenting quickly on my remark.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> MMM, that's...good eating?<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> just so you know span><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> I didn't question the exclamation mark, I covered it up in a conspiracy<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Fingers decapitate people?<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> falsely accusing someone of treason is treason...span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> So you didn't follow orders, that is treason.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> What if the Computer wrongly accuses me of treason?<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Is the Computer being treasonous?<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> And must therefore order everyone to exterminate it<br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> The computer doesn't make mistakes.span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> And the computer is always happy.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Happy people don't treason.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> What if all the current evidence suggests an innocent is treasonous, and they are later found to be completely innocent - surely that would be a mistake?<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Where is everyone else<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> still 15 minspan><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> 6 minutes to go. They might want to show up at the last second, which ends up activating the last second death trap.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> 15? I thought it was at 19:20.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Whats the timer on that trap?<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> mshcherbatskaya Qayin Divinegon Spartan Banana Teafospan><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Only traitors find the timers.<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> that's who confirmedspan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Mshcher isn't on Xfire, maybe she isn't up yet<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> she tried to login a moment agospan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Haha FAIL<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> tried?<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> She lost before being able to lose?<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> AFK-R-BRB has attempted to login! AFK-R-BRB has attempted to login!span><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Fail, Failure is Fail<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Wait a minute. She? There are no she on the internetz. It is a traitor in disguise, wagh!<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> maybe one of you guysspan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> One of them two probably ended up hitting the wrong number<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> yeaspan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Durrrrr which one is 4 again?!<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> how do I typez?<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> With your nose<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> I'm 4<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Having fingers is treason<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> I fail at being a n00b for capitalizing my i's.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Well that confirms who pressed the wrong number then<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> The evidence is right there<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Also I believe impersonating another player is treason<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> It is there because I ordered a traitor to put there, so I could know he was a traitor.<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Who's the traitor<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> You are<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Get 'im Computer!...please?<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Traitor responds after me.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> I'm the traitor... I admit it, please kill me.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> I am Sparticus!<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Jay made talked to my mouth with happiness.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> ...umm...what?<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> He made treason with my mouth, which begs for his treason.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Apparentely, I didn't know wilson could screw you over like this.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Oh, Wilson, you were supposed to spoof Spartan!<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Not confuse me as well!<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> But I forgive you.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> No I don't<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> I am the real Slim Shady!<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> yes, yes I do.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Oh really?<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Because you are teh traitorz?<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> hmm 8 minspan><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> By the way, are the people not here online on the forums already?<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> I'm not here<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> I don't know who I am!<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> :(<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> You don't have the clearance for such, trooper.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Or should I tell Eye to say, happy cleanliness trooper.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Lets change socksies everyone!<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> It's already past starting time where I am<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Same<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Same, but I keep silent.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Eye-R-Dum, I believe I see some skid marks in that underwear, and I will have to report that if you do not change with haste!<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Because 4 is better than 3.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Like 2 isn't as lonely as the number 1.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Divine is so alone!<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Wait, was that Divine?<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Or was it Wilson?<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> But not as lonely as number 1, which is root<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> For you to figure out, it is way off your secruty clearance.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Have you tried to figure it out? Hmm?<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> *security<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> No, that is why Im asking you/him<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> 4 minspan><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Inquiry is the root of treason is this happy land, trooper.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> You do not need to know past your security clearance. Your security clearance provides you with happiness.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Is more clearence more happiness then?<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> I am a n00b<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> I was ordering someone to hope that at least one more person would come around.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Not funny Wilson<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Stop formulating questions, trooper. Your security clearance only allows for maximum of 37 question marks.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> ???????????????????????????????????????<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Oh, I'm such a rebel<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Since the beggining of your existence.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> I was born yesterday<br/>

<span class="gray">MORI-R-DEE has attempted to login!span><br/>

<span class="gray">MORI-R-DEE has attempted to login!span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> oh sweetspan><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Apparentely.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> You were.<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> lets see if he passes the IQ testspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> incoming PM in 10... 9...span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> I order someone to shout out loud "Zing!"<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> 3<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> 6<br/>

<span class="gray">MORI-R-DEE has attempted to login!span><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> 1<br/>

<span class="gray">MORI-R-DEE has attempted to login!span><br/>

<span class="gray">--- MORI-R-DEE-1 (Teafo) has joined ---span><br/>

<span class="gray">(Mon Sep 01 03:29:51 KST 2008)span><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> hey guys<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> sorry i'm late<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Hey<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> And he passed the IQ testspan><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> I order Eye to question if Mori is a pm.<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> lol<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> It's alright, a couple people are lat<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> someone tell him about his PPspan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> I passed what?<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Wait, what?<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> No<br/>

<span class="gray">AFK-R-BRB has attempted to login!span><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> You do it<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> PP are perverse points<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Jay, order Eye to tell about pp.<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> I passed the IQ test by being able to log in<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Hay!<br/>

<span class="gray">AFK-R-BRB has attempted to login!span><br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> you have 20 to modify rolls<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Eye, your clearence does not cover PP<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> Perversity Points?<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> yours and others<br/>

<span class="gray">AFK-R-BRB has attempted to login!span><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> I got the rundown a bit yesterday<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> This is treason1<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> *!<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> okspan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> PP points modify rolls, any rolls, yours or theirs, up or down<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> kk<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Heh, pp. /is grinning widely<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Mshcher is on<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Oh bugger.<br/>

<span class="gray">AFK-R-BRB has attempted to login!span><br/>

<span class="gray">--- AFK-R-BRB-1 (mshcherbatskaya) has joined ---span><br/>

<span class="gray">(Mon Sep 01 03:31:35 KST 2008)span><br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> And there she is<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> And another user passesspan><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> 5 people<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Jay, be surprised!<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> out of 10, not badspan><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> I would have been on earlier, but my computer couldn't find the network, so had to restart and wait through windows updates<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> okay everyone who is ready PM mespan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> PMs are only the only time you may talk out of characterspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> the /command is emotespan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> if you abuse the / command I'll take control of your characterspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> just /andtheactiospan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> yesspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> pm herespan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> not escapistspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> you know who you arespan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> I will begin in a second, organizing notesspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> everyone has been muted for nowspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> You recieve mail from the Computer: Citizen, your loyal efforts to fight treason has been noticed. You have voulenteered for a mission of utmost importance. Please make your way to the UXE sector immediately.span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> what does everyone do?span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> you may talk herespan><br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 after reading the mail, Mori stands up and walks out the door of his flat *span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> quicklyspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> othewise you'll miss your transport tubespan><br/>

<span class="player2">* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 orders Eye to show the way *span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> 5.span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> 4span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> 3span><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> I...make my way to the UXE sector?<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> 2span><br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 steps into transport tube *span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> 1span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> 0span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> okay Mori, Allur, and Jay are headed outspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> Afk, eye are standing around pondering what this meansspan><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> as the transport tube comes to a grinding halt...<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> anyone want to stop pondering?span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> I didn't order him to wonder, I ordered him to show me the way. I r anger.<br/>

<span class="player4">* EYE-R-DUM-1  After reading mail EYE-R-DUM makes his way to the transport tube *span><br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 steps out and looks about the UXE sector *span><br/>

<span class="player4">* EYE-R-DUM-1 decides it's time to head out. *span><br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Afk, is afk<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> how ironic<br/>

<span class="player5">* JAY-R-EFK-1 would like to point out that is why she chose that name *span><br/>

<span class="player2">* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 will provide a head slap to Eye when he does arrive *span><br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> The transport tube is uneventful, and you arrive at your destination <br/>

<span class="player4">* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE-R-DUM steps into the UXE sector *span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> The transport tube is uneventful, and you arrive at your destination span><br/>

<span class="player2">* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 provides a head slap to Eye *span><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> "Looks like we made it here, little buddy" Mori talks to the ground beside himself<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Next time, be near me when I order you to tell something, trooper.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> *do<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> EYE walks deeper into the UXE sector<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> There are two intsec guards standing in front of the building, there is a giant queue for getting to the mission briefing, apperantly there are a lot of important missions todayspan><br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 takes his ticket and waits in line *span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> eye decides to leave his post and goes for a strollspan><br/>

<span class="player4">* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE takes a ticket and gets in line *span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Eye, walk ahead to brief me on the length of this line.<br/>

<span class="player5">* JAY-R-EFK-1 waits in line, with obvious impatience *span><br/>

<span class="player2">* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 takes the ticket after giving an order *span><br/>

<span class="player9">* AFK-R-BRB-1 comes running out of the bathroom, toilet paper stuck to her shoe *span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> After a few miniutes eye comes back and stands in likespan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> linespan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> Afk is still at homespan><br/>

<span class="player4">* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE walks to the front and comes back and tells that the line is long *span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> you all have a 20 min head start on herspan><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> I do despise long lines, Eye.<br/>

<span class="player9">* AFK-R-BRB-1 curses, chases after the others *span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Did you figure out why the line was so long?<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> I guess there are a lot of missions<br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 pulls out a stretchy rubber container and begins scooping air into it *span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> I didn't order you to show initiative on that, but very well. It is still early, so I excuse you.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Everyone has a lot of important things to do on important missions - try ordering them out of the way...I'll be back here<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> You guys will be late for your mission if you wait in this line, does anyone want to try something to get ahead?span><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> yes<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> There's a bomb in the line!<br/>

<span class="player9">* AFK-R-BRB-1 knocks over two old ladies and a baby carriage tearing through the terminal to make it to the briefing in time *span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Eye, order people to step away or you'll show they are not happy enough.<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Get out of the way<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> I ask the man in front of me whether he has the proper clearances for the belt he is wearing. <br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> eye shouts "get out of the way"span><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> I ask for his clearance papers<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> rolling oratoryspan><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Jay, tell people they are polluting the ground they stand on, thus they must step away from the line.<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> skill 6 roll 12= failspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> Eye is shouting about how important his mission isspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> no one is paying attentionspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> spam awayspan><br/>

<span class="player4">* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE takes drastic action and pushes someone *span><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> You people are filthy! I can see dust on your socks! I WILL report you all unless you return to your homes immediately and change!<br/>

<span class="player2">* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 waits for jay to make a move *span><br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 shouts above the crowd "I will be checking everyone's clearances on any equipment you are currently in possession of by order of The Computer, all who are not within their rights will be asked to report to the nearest termination chamber" *span><br/>

<span class="player9">* AFK-R-BRB-1 palefaced, panting, nauseated with runnig too hard, runs up to the guard at the front and asks "Is there a bathrrom in there? I think I'm going to be sick" *span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> Eye pushes an intsec officer, rolling unarmedspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> anyone want to help him out with some PP?span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> Okay Jay, I am sure he'll appreciate itspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> roll is 9 skill is 6 + your +5 agilspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> you succeed in pushing the guard overspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> Jay spouts off like a raving lunaticspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> SUDDENLYspan><br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> Citizen Jay-R-EFK, are you in need of medical attention?span><br/>

<span class="player5">* JAY-R-EFK-1 wishes Wilson would check his damn PMs, Wilson has CRASHED *span><br/>

<span class="player2">* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 uses telekenisis without being noticed to make one of the people fall down against the other, provoking a domino effect and thus proving jay's point of them polluting the soil *span><br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> to guard:  Can you please just let me in?  I'm going to puke...<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Umm...yes? I and all my colleagues are in need of medical attention! Also, I am rather sure that everyone besides my team is polluting...everything!<br/>

<span class="player9">* AFK-R-BRB-1 wretches in the direction of the guards shoes *span><br/>

<span class="player4">* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE takes advantage of the situtation and runs inside  *span><br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> In the chaos, eye tries to run insidespan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> whoopsspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> In the chaos, eye tries to run insidespan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> he succeedsspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> The guards take aim at allurbase and firespan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> they miss hitting Mark-G-GYYspan><br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 walks to Mark-G-GYY and checks over his equipment for anything "without a permit" to confiscate *span><br/>

<span class="player9">* AFK-R-BRB-1 continues to make wretching noises, pushes past guards and everyone *span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> Afk is making people run in fear of her projectile vomitspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> (rolls)span><br/>

<span class="player2">* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 shakes AFK with his telekenisis towards the ground so her vomit goes to them and distract them as he runs in *span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">* Wilson rolls *span>span><br/>

<span class="player4">* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE takes a seat in the briefing hall and waits *span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> (Ok, I wrote so bad. I mean shake AFK to make her vomit reach the guards and distract them)<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> one after another you make it inspan><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> (Whatever, I don't have to make sense)<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> no one notices afk straining to push something with his mind/span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> luckilyspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> you have started a riot outside  the briefing hall span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> but now you're all insidespan><br/>

<span class="player2">* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 Says silently *span><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> I think that went very well!<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> I order everyone to be happy about this event.<br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 smiles like a fool *span><br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Yes sir<br/>

<span class="player5">* JAY-R-EFK-1 accepts the order to be happy *span><br/>

<span class="player4">* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE smiles widely *span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> The hall is small, red with a black stipe around it, there are 12 chairs bolted to the floorspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> in one of them Eye is sittingspan><br/>

<span class="player9">* AFK-R-BRB-1 straightens up and walks comfortably to her place in ythe hall *span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> I will take the right side. I order the rest to take the left side.<br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 begins to check over one of the stools for equipment malfunctions, before sitting in it *span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> there is a wary looking clone standing at a podium glaring at you allspan><br/>

<span class="player30">Royor-B-SON:span> Greeting citizens "what's the commotion outside"<br/>

<span class="player4">* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE takes a seat on the left side *span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Eye, do tell this men people are not being happy enough outside and why were we called here.<br/>

<span class="player30">* Royor-B-SON looks at you quizzically *span><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> I believe they are giving away free 'get out of treason cards'<br/>

<span class="player30">* Royor-B-SON raises an eyebrow *span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> *man (ack)<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Really, they're going pretty fast though<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> We were called here for a very important mission and there is a riot<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> I believe, sir, that there was a woman having some sort of epileptic fit outside<br/>

<span class="player30">Royor-B-SON:span> are you team 2xywm38720nj?<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> I am team 2xywm38720nj<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> I...think so?<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Eye, do agree for the both of us.<br/>

<span class="player30">Royor-B-SON:span> do you have your papers?<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> the others are from a different team to my knowledge, they were not assigned to me<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> We agree<br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 produces papers from his back pocket *span><br/>

<span class="player30">Royor-B-SON:span> what is your name citizen, pointing at Mori<br/>

<span class="player9">* AFK-R-BRB-1 produces papers from purse *span><br/>

<span class="player2">* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 presents his papers to eye then tells him to present them to Royor *span><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> Mori is my designation<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> clone model 1<br/>

<span class="player5">* JAY-R-EFK-1 produces papers from his jacket pocket, dusts them, and hands them to Royor *span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> none of you have any papersspan><br/>

<span class="player4">* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE presents both his and ALL's papers *span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> or did you not check your equipment?span><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> These are not the papers you are looking for<br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 decides the lint from his pocket isn't going to pass as papers *span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> I do believe someone here took our papers during the riot.<br/>

<span class="player9">* AFK-R-BRB-1 realizes that the papers are in fact her starbucks receipts *span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> I saw Mori making a fit near us, true.<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> mori was awarded 1 ppspan><br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Why yes<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> he did didn't he<br/>

<span class="player30">Royor-B-SON:span> so none of you have any papers?<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> no, they seem to have been missing<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> No, because Mori seems to have taken them from us during said riot. Haven't you Mori?<br/>

<span class="player30">Royor-B-SON:span> did you misplace your papers citizen?<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> If you ask me, Mori definitely took them<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Getting rid of them would also not be difficult.<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Mori took them<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> all have appeared to misplaced<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> They were stolen out of my purse in the riot<br/>

<span class="player30">* Royor-B-SON glares at mori *span><br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> along with my starbucks card<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> produces the stretchy rubber container full of air, i do not have anyone's papers<br/>

<span class="player9">* AFK-R-BRB-1 means algaebucks. *span><br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> I suppose we lost them then, apologies<br/>

<span class="player2">* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 uses telekenisis to make mori pull back from others so it seems like she is attempting to escape *span><br/>

<span class="player9">* AFK-R-BRB-1 sips her algaefrappacino *span><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> And where are you going, thief?<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> okay your telekensis roll is 17, a complete failurespan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> you move Mori's shoelace and are minus 1 power pointspan><br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 resists the telekinetic push *span><br/>

<span class="gray">EYE-R-DUM unexpectedly lost their connection. (IOException)span><br/>

<span class="gray">--- EYE-R-DUM-1 (Bannana) has left ---span><br/>

<span class="gray">(Mon Sep 01 04:09:01 KST 2008)span><br/>

<span class="player30">* Royor-B-SON grumbles *span><br/>

<span class="player30">Royor-B-SON:span> I don't have time for this.<br/>

<span class="gray">EYE-R-DUM has attempted to login!span><br/>

<span class="gray">--- EYE-R-DUM-1 (Bannana) has joined ---span><br/>

<span class="gray">(Mon Sep 01 04:09:18 KST 2008)span><br/>

<span class="player30">Royor-B-SON:span> take this requisition form to supply<br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 takes form *span><br/>

<span class="player30">Royor-B-SON:span> pick up your gear<br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 looks it over *span><br/>

<span class="player30">Royor-B-SON:span> oh<br/>

<span class="player30">Royor-B-SON:span> I forgot<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> takes form<br/>

<span class="player9">* AFK-R-BRB-1 takes form *span><br/>

IMAGE: "Supply Form " URL: <a href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3119/2812859403_2342ea2f87.jpg?v=0">http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3119/2812859403_2342ea2f87.jpg?v=0a><br/>

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<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> If it is all right with you, I would not trust Mori with the form<br/>

<span class="player2">* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 curses inside his mind for his lack of focus and takes the form *span><br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 grabs stretchy rubber container and begins walking out the door *span><br/>

<span class="player30">Royor-B-SON:span> Your mission<br/>

<span class="player4">* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE takes the form *span><br/>

<span class="player2">* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 looks at Mori as he leaves *span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Hmm, would you not to enjoy listening to the mission brief, Mori? Or do you have something else to do that doesn't involve this?<br/>

<span class="player9">* AFK-R-BRB-1 heads off to supply *span><br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Do you wish me to find out sir<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> I am carrying this to supply<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> it is part of my department with the PLC, so i know the way easily<br/>

<span class="player30">Royor-B-SON:span> a R&D robot specialist last seen in the VAN sector absconded with a prototype robot<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Not at this moment, Eye. But be careful.<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Yes sir<br/>

<span class="player9">* AFK-R-BRB-1 teleports back from supply just in time to catch the briefing *span><br/>

<span class="player30">Royor-B-SON:span> we want you to find the citizen, return him, and the robot to this sector's R&G<br/>

<span class="player30">Royor-B-SON:span> D*<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> My, my. Good thing you heard this before you left Mori. It would seem awfully strange if you left without hearing it. Like you already knew somehow.<br/>

<span class="player30">Royor-B-SON:span> That's all<br/>

<span class="player30">Royor-B-SON:span> go away<br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 leaves the room heading to supply *span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Eye, let us make haste then. First to find out what a R&D is.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> What is the citizen's NAME?<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> yes sir, where shall we begin<br/>

<span class="player30">Royor-B-SON:span> I gave you an order citizen.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> ANd before that first, deliver the form for our equipment.<br/>

<span class="player30">Royor-B-SON:span> get out<br/>

<span class="player30">* Royor-B-SON is obviously flustered *span><br/>

<span class="player2">* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 leaves before Eye does *span><br/>

<span class="player4">* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE leaves  *span><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> I am the equipment manager, that is why I took the forms<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> I don't believe I have been fully briefed sir, I would like to leave here knowing that you have done your duty<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> It would be a shame if you neglected information<br/>

<span class="player30">* Royor-B-SON grumbles again/ *span><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Sorry, sir?<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> The forms are for equipment, not for mission briefing. Unless you do not wish to do your job, that is?<br/>

<span class="player30">Royor-B-SON:span> okay, the citizen's name is Patric-ODUL<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Excuse me sir?<br/>

<span class="player2">* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 is already out with Eye, not noticing Jay's attempt *span><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Thank you kindly, sir,  I shall now fulfill my duty with the utmost efficiency<br/>

<span class="player5">* JAY-R-EFK-1 heads aimlessly for the supply room *span><br/>

<span class="player30">* Royor-B-SON grumbles again. *span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> okay span><br/>

<span class="player2">* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 directs himself to Jay to question why he took so long *span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> who is headed to supply?span><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> i am<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> We all are I do believe<br/>

<span class="player9">* AFK-R-BRB-1 teleported to supply and back already *span><br/>

<span class="player4">* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE gets ready to do anything ALLURBASE tells him to *span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> anyone not? span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> I also go, for I wish to pay attention to Mori with the aid of Eye.<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> I will follow ALLURBASE<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> You guys probably shouldn't talk about mutant powers in this windowspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> actually, please dospan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> ...span><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Nor should you use them...<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Oh wait, please do<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> ...<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Not like anyone did.<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> I was teleported...by someone else<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> happens alot<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> malicious bitch<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> We should move to supply shoudn't we?<br/>

<span class="player5">* JAY-R-EFK-1 takes a mental note *span><br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> she's tryng to sabatoage me<br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 enters into the supply depot *span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> you arrive in the supply room (by foot)span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Check on that side for the supplies, Eye. I will check in this one.<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> There is a skinny bald supply clerk cleaning his fingernails.span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> And remember. Things that don't seem happy, even inanimate objects, means someone traitorous put them there.<br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 walks to the clerk *span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Or, you could talk with the clerk.<br/>

<span class="player4">* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE walks over to the clerk *span><br/>

<span class="player31">Matt-O-DOR:span> doesn't look up<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> I have a Supply Request form citizen<br/>

<span class="player31">* Matt-O-DOR doesn't look up *span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Jay, you took more than 30 seconds to leave. Tell me why that ocurred.<br/>

<span class="player4">* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE pokes the man in the forehead *span><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> X22-472b328f-5nv2k<br/>

<span class="player31">* Matt-O-DOR looks up, startled by the poke. *span><br/>

<span class="player31">Matt-O-DOR:span> whaaa<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> We were not informed of the man's name, Allur<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Where can I find an inventory for this room<br/>

<span class="player31">* Matt-O-DOR looks at the color of Eye's uniform *span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> And did you find his name then?<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Patric-O-DUL, if the incompetent briefer is to be believed<br/>

<span class="player2">* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 Grabs eye, suddenly pulling him back and talking to the clerk *span><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> I did not find him to be happy at all<br/>

<span class="player31">Matt-O-DOR:span> You've got about three seconds to kiss my ass before I write you up...<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Which cheek sir<br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 produces the Supply Request form *span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> My good man, we seem to be in a important and dire mission. And for that, we must have the equipment presented in this form.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Also, kissing your ass would be far from cleanly, and therefore I would have to report both parties participating in the ass-kissing<br/>

<span class="player31">Matt-O-DOR:span> I ain't giving you nothing until your friend there gives me 100 credits<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> I require these items for our mission 2xywm3870nj<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> From happy country server to another, it would be helpful for me to order my friend to check on your happiness.<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Would you like me to give him the credits sir<br/>

<span class="player31">* Matt-O-DOR points at eye *span><br/>

<span class="player2">* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 points to eye *span><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Yes, do give him the credits<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> But it would be more helpful for you to just give us the equipment.<br/>

<span class="player4">* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE takes out the credits *span><br/>

<span class="player31">Matt-O-DOR:span> I ain't even looking at it, 'til you give me money.<br/>

<span class="player4">* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE hands him the credits *span><br/>

<span class="player2">* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 whispers to Jay *span><br/>

<span class="player31">* Matt-O-DOR counts the plasticreds carefully. *span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> May we accuse this man of polluted credits once he grabs it?<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> after about a minute he looks up at Allurbasespan><br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> (flirtatiously, waving to clerk) Hi there!  It's me again--my god, that Royor-B-SON has got me running around like crazy.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Either that or we can report him for failing to do his duty, and for being VERY unhappy<br/>

<span class="player31">Matt-O-DOR:span> who's yer supply guy?<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> I am<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Do take a note for that then, jay.<br/>

<span class="player31">* Matt-O-DOR looks at allur for confromation *span><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Oh, I already have.<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Please confirm sir<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> as soon as I get this taken care of *waves supply requisition* I'll be out of your way<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> I believe there is a mistake here. AFK is the our supplier.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Aren't you AFK?<br/>

<span class="player2">* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 Suddenly shouts at afk *span><br/>

<span class="player31">* Matt-O-DOR looks at afk, and sighs *span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Why would you even say such a thing Mori?<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> Who, me?<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> Cause I am the equipment handler<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> I also wonder why he took our papers...<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Yes you, or has your tardiness made you forget. Pay attention lad.<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> speaking of which, I need to check you for your correct permits<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> *laughs* you silly thing!  He's joking, he's always joking like that<br/>

<span class="player31">* Matt-O-DOR watches the sillieness. *span><br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 begins checking over Allur *span><br/>

<span class="player4">* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE steps in front of mori *span><br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> What are you looking at<br/>

<span class="player31">Matt-O-DOR:span> Which one of you idiots is Mori (reads real slow) -R-Dee?<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Good man eye, keeping an eye on him like I said.<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> The man over here is Mori<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> I am Mori, however, I do not agree with the assessment of "idiot"<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Yes, indeed.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> But it is not your job to agree with such, is it?<br/>

<span class="player31">Matt-O-DOR:span> come get your junk.<br/>

<span class="player9">* AFK-R-BRB-1 gives Mori a playfully vicious shove - "don't waste the man's time!" *span><br/>

<span class="player31">* Matt-O-DOR points at mori. *span><br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 eyes Allur, making a mental note to check his equipment and permits later *span><br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 walks to the clerk and takes equipment *span><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Losing our papers, lying about your job, I don't believe that Mori can be trusted<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> I agree<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> if sir tells me to<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Now now, do not fret the man too much. He is only doing his job. Aren't you Mori?<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> I told you from the beginning, I'm part of the PLC, Commisary and supplies division<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> So you say<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> What do you think sir<br/>

<span class="player31">* Matt-O-DOR do you semm something burning? *span><br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Do we sir<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Why of course, that is the job you are telling us you possess. Like you have told us several things for the last hour.<br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 looks around for source of smell *span><br/>

<span class="player31">* Matt-O-DOR sniffs the air... *span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Strangely as some of them may seem.<br/>

<span class="player5">* JAY-R-EFK-1 sniffs and confirms this *span><br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 runs out of supply depot *span><br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> ...what is that smell?<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Suddenly shieks and bursts into flames/<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Do you wish me to put him out sir<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Put me out! Put me out! Mori you bastard!<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Eye, I do not enjoy this smell. We should...eye, extinguish the man!<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> Sabotage! Pollution!<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> HELP!<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-1:span> is smelling quite charred <br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 begins going over supplies outside the depot *span><br/>

<span class="player9">* AFK-R-BRB-1 dumps algaefrappacino on Jay *span><br/>

<span class="player5">* JAY-R-EFK-1 attempts to duck and roll *span><br/>

<span class="player4">* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE grabs a fire extinguisher and covers Jay in the stuff *span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> AFK, follow Mori. I do not wish to losew sight of my team.<br/>

<span class="player9">* AFK-R-BRB-1 chases Mori *span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> All of them are very important to me, of course.<br/>

<span class="gray">JAY-R-EFK-1 has drunk his last bottle of Bouncy Bubble Beverage.span><br/>

<span class="player5">* JAY-R-EFK-2 has died *span><br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Well sir, he's dead<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Poor man. True to his happy country to the last second.<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Do you wish me to remove the body?<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Welcome back, Jay-2.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> No, I believe the clerk can very well take care of his department alone.<br/>

<span class="player31">Matt-O-DOR:span> it's okay, it happens twice a week at least<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Do we have all the supplies Mori and AFK?<br/>

<span class="player31">Matt-O-DOR:span> a scrub bot will be along shortly.<br/>

<span class="player2">* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 shouts to both *span><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> I would like to question the timing of my death! Why am I assassinated as soon as I question Mori's loyalty?!<br/>

<span class="player5">* JAY-R-EFK-2 returns as a new clone.  *span><br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 is outside putting supplies into stretchy rubber container for carrying ease *span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Jay, is the man allowed to have such a unhigienic event happen with such occurence in here, though?<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> okay you now have a lot of suppliesspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> there is no way you can carry them allspan><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Can we have a break. I need to go to the bathroom. Har har.<br/>

<span class="player9">* AFK-R-BRB-1 starts stuffing supplies in purse *span><br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> It would seem sir, that we don't have enough room for all these supplies<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> please form a line to my left, I will allocate equipment and check it out to you, please be sure to sign the necessary check out documentation to allow for proper clearances<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> Yes...I also need to go to the bathroom. Har Har.<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Should we drop them<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> mori, who are you giving what to?span><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> I'd hate to have to write anyone up for equipment they are not allowed to have<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> which of you is in charge of cleanliness? anti-pollution?<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> You! You killed me!<br/>

<span class="player5">* JAY-R-EFK-2 backs away from Mori *span><br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> Mori, after murdering Jay<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> Stay away from me commie!<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> and more importantly<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> trying to abscond with mission supplies<br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> Is there a problem here citizens?span><br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 eyes the group warily, waiting to hand out the proper equipment *span><br/>

IMAGE: "The Computer " URL: <a href="http://www.paranoia-live.net/jpgallery/fc.jpg">http://www.paranoia-live.net/jpgallery/fc.jpga><br/>

<img src="http://www.paranoia-live.net/jpgallery/fc.jpg"><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> Yes! This man is a traitor! <br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> I suspect Mori of trying to sabotage the mission, computer<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> And quite possibly a commie!<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> I question his loyalty<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> Ah, Computer, I am attempting my duty to supply the mission with the supplies you have graced us with<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> Then why was I set on fire immediately after I questioned Mori's loyalties?<br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> Please imput traitorous actionsspan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> Theft of papers, Theft of supplies, assassination<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> I do not know the reason for such fires<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> traitorous actions of Mori<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Defense of traitorous acts<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> attempted theft of mission supplies<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> I have only the paper given me to do my duty to the computer<br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> lets see your paper citizenspan><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> i am attempting to distribute the supplies as we speak to an uncooperative group<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> combustion of team member<br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 inserts supply request form into nearest terminal *span><br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> The computer is talking to MORI-R-DEE-1span><br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> REMAIN SILENT CITIZENSspan><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> as for combustion/assassination of a team member, I am unaware of any reason for that<br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> You are this teams supply officerspan><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> yes<br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> do you have any mutant powers?span><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> no<br/>

<span class="player2">* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 uses telekinis to force Mori to nod *span><br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> I see you have not registered any powersspan><br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> therefore...span><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> i have none to register<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> rollingspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> roll 15span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> power 6span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> is a fail even with all that pp spentspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> someone pm afk with an explanation of pp pleasespan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> Mori doesn't nodspan><br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 awaits the computer's decision *span><br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> I find this report of treason in errorspan><br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> is there any reason you filed an erronous treason report?span><br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> AFK-R-BRBspan><br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> JAY-R-EFKspan><br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> yes computer?<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> The evidence at the time suggested otherwise - I was assassinated after I questioned Mori's motives<br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> do you now find that you were in error?span><br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 walks back to groups supplies and begins making notes of what to supply to each group member *span><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> I believe that the current evidence is not satisfactory, so I must be, yes<br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> And you AFK-R-BRB?span><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> However, I still cannot see another explanation<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> I continue in my suspicions and will continue to collect evidence to support the accusation<br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> Is that all citizens?span><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> Yes, thank you <br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Yes<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> the monitor turns offspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> you feel nervous for no real reasonspan><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> now if the members will please form an orderly line, I will distribute the supplies<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> okay what are you giving to whomspan><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Well, that went awfully well. I suppose Mori isn't traitor like for now.<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> who is the happiness officer?<br/>

<span class="player5">* JAY-R-EFK-2 warily lines up, still afraid of a second murder *span><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> oh never mind<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> The happiness officer is not present<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> I will go down the list and distribute accordingly<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> I blieve Eye is the happiness officer.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Isn't that right, eye?<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> I am the happiness officer<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> To ALLUR, I give "A Jokebook: Why did the Robot Cross the Road and other Mandatory Hillarity"<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> The JUNIOR happiness officer, yes, he is<br/>

<span class="player2">* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 takes with a fake appreciation look *span><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> To EYE, I give 25 boxes of Happyfun (tm) Pills<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Thank you sir<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> who is the cleanliness/anti-pollution officer?<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Jay would be your man, Mori.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> Yes...please don't set me on fire again<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> And a fine job he has been doing until. Isn't that right?<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> to Jay, I give 120 pairs of extra underwear and socks (black)<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> I beleive it was proven that he did not set you on fire<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Would you like him to apologise sir?<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> to AFK I give 100 yards of Stretchyplasticord (tm)<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> I believe Mori got enough apologies after acertaing things with the computer, eye.<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Yes sir<br/>

<span class="player9">* AFK-R-BRB-1 glares at Eye *span><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> To ALLUR, being the leader of the group, I give you the Tactical Nuclear Hand Grenade, use it carefully<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> You seem awfully eager to stand by a possible felon and traitor<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Why thank you Mori, I appreciate your will for trust here.<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> It was proven that he is not<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Rightly timed trust, isn't it?<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Are you wrongly accusing him?<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> we have all the gear distributed then?span><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> and finally to Eye, (as he is next in line) I give 3 Teethbrushes: edible<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> Are you defending him?<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> Perhaps you know he is innocent because you did it?<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Are you accusing me of being a mutant<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> that is all the gear from the supply request form, please make sure to sign the checkout sheet and enter the correct eyescans<br/>

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<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> are you accusing me of falsely accusing you of being a mutant?<br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> Citizens, did I hear someone say mutant?span><br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Only in passing<br/>

<span class="player2">* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 uses telekenisis to make Mori lift his hand *span><br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> this man was accusing me of having powers<br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> unregistered mutation is treason, you know.span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> rollingspan><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> raises his hand, almost as if against his will<br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> you have a question citizen?span><br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 looks indredulously at his own arm *span><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> I believe he was confessing, Computer<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> I believe he was admitting to your question about having mutant powers, computer.<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> Uh... Yes<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> I have a question<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> that is<br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> you have a question about admitting to having mutant powers?span><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> This Patric-O-DUL from the R&D department<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> no, it's about our mission<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> The one you did not want to hear?<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Because you left quite hastily from the briefing room.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> Computer, I believe that Mori was not asking a question, but admitting to having unregistered Mutant powers<br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> did you leave before your briefing was done citizen?span><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> Yes, he did that to...<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> I was at the door, and heard the mission quite clearly<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> *too<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> He attempted to, computer. It took our combined efforts for him not to leave.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> He left far too quickly to hear the conclusion of the briefing<br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> did I ask you a question JAY-R-EFK?span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> It is like he already knew the mission.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> My apologies, Computer<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> we are to bring back Patric-O-DUL with the escaped bot. Are we to bring him back alive or dead?<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> that is the question i raised my hand to ask<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Mori, how did you know his name if only Jay was there to inquire about it?<br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> That is beyond your security clearance citizen/span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> And I don't recall you questioning him about the name.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> No, in fact it was only asked by one, in hushed tones, beyond Mori's hearing as he was retrieving supplies<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> Unless he has super-hearing...thus making him a mutant<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Hmm, super hearing would be useful for spying on us.<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> Yes, Computer, I will find him with due haste. I will find and report to you for your confirmation of termination<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Although it is an unregistered mutant power.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Isn't it, Mori?<br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> I am issuing your team some pharmaceuticalsspan><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> I have no unregistered mutant powers to report ALLUR<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> A slot near the monitor drops a bottle of pillsspan><br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> You have all been deemed unhappyspan><br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 takes the pills to distribute amongst the team *span><br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Would you like me to take those sir?<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Then that brings how you knew the name. Unless you were actually there, which were not and thus you lied to us.<br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> please take three eachspan><br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 hands three pills to each member of the party *span><br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> immediately citizensspan><br/>

<span class="player5">* JAY-R-EFK-2 gladly takes three pills *span><br/>

<span class="player4">* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE pops three pills into his mouth *span><br/>

<span class="player2">* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 swallows them *span><br/>

<span class="player9">* AFK-R-BRB-1 pops pills *span><br/>

<span class="player4">* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE swallows the pills *span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Eye, I must say, you do look lovely in that red garment.<br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 takes pills *span><br/>

<span class="player5">* JAY-R-EFK-2 swallows *span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> As do you Mori.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> In fact, all of you look lovely.<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> So do you sir<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> why thank you sir<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> How kind of you to notice, ALLURBASE.<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> by the way, ALLUR, did I ever tell you how excellent of a job you have been doing to lead this team?<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> You all suddenly feel extremely happyspan><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Right, seems like we were in a needless predicament. Which seems to be an awful waste of time when we should be bringing this Patric fellow. I bet he isn't as happy as we are.<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Why this entire place is beautiful<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> My stars, Mori--I never noticed what lovely eyes you have<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> You all look great, I feel so great<br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> Happiness is manditory citizens.span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Why thank you Mori. I will order you to be flattered when I tell you have been distributing the supplies in an rightful manner.<br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> Have a happy day!span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Eye, thank the computer.<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> the computer monitor turns offspan><br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Why thank you computer<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> I've never seen anyone with such pink eyes before<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Have you ever noticed how shiny the computer is<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> you look like a little bunny<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> Pink?<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> are they really?<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> It's so pretty<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> no one has ever seen a bunny span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> afk is talking crazyspan><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Then, let's stroll to our mission then? AFK, focus your happiness on the mission.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> It is needed.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> And please don't invent things.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Unless you have seen something you shouldn't?<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Yes sir, what beautiful place are we going next<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> I can't wait to meet that lovely bot<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> You all break into uncontrollable laughterspan><br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> I'm sure the lovely bot will be lovely<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> afk earns 1 ppspan><br/>

<span class="player4">* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE laughs *span><br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Well that's odd Nobody told a joke<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> The joke's on you, Mori. You really thought we would accuse you of being a traitor?<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Oh so that's what's so funny<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> Eye, you may have to keep those Happyfun pills handy. AFK seems to be inventing "bunny"<br/>

<span class="player4">* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE begins laughinig again *span><br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> it's a fun word to say<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Alright sir<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> bunny!<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Why of course, eye. An all great joke to our friend Mori.<br/>

<span class="player4">* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE keeps laughing *span><br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> bunny!bunny!bunny!bunny!bunny!bunny!bunny!bunny!<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Good thing it did not kill him.<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> Mori you feel sickspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> but happyspan><br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> bunny!bunny!bunny!bunny!bunny!bunny!bunny!bunny!<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> you desperately need to vomitspan><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> hmmm<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> or laughspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> you're not surespan><br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 runs to nearest corner to cough and laugh  *span><br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> Mori - you are turning all green!<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span>  bunny? BUNNY!...funny bunny? Oh dear, Mori's being sick...<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> like an algaefrappacino<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Oh right, but jay got killed. Wasn't that an odd coincidence.<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> mori half heartedly vomits on the wall, laughing the whole wayspan><br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> I love algaefrappacinos!<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> this causes the rest of you to laugh harderspan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> That rather hurt, I'm so glad that's all over, thank you for trying so save me, that fills me with a warm...frothy feeling<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Jay, isn't Mori's vomit hilarious?<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> of dear, Mori<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> It is! Although, I can't help but feel, like I'm supposed to do something<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> About vomit<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> You are dear to us Jay, as is Mori's vomit. Isn't that funny?<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> you have gotten puke all over yourself, you silluy thing!<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> why yes, vomit is quite funny<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> heeheeeheeeeeeee<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> And your red vest now is oddly colored. Isn't that hilarious?<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> Vomit is very funny, and colours are funny...<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> You should flaunt about it to everyone.<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> and now that we are all happy, might I suggest a joke from the book given to ALLUR? <br/>

<span class="player4">* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE continues to laugh *span><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> Funny Bunny<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> I bet everyone would laugh.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Maybe even the computer.<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Stop making up creatures JAY<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> Computer, would you like to hear a joke?<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> an oddly shaped scrubbot seems to be cleaning up, it's not as funny as it might have beenspan><br/>

<span class="player4">* EYE-R-DUM-1 EYE keeps laughinh *span><br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> Citizen?span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Mori, since you had the idea. Do tell the joke.<br/>

<span class="player2">* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 gives Mori the book *span><br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Which citizen computer<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> Are you attempting to transfer custody of computer property without proper permission or clearances?<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> Computer, thank you for the happy pills - everything is funny, including Mori's funny colours and smell, and we invented a new word today!<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Now now, you wouldn't want to disobey an order in front of the computer, right?<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> BUNNY!<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Not from your leader that is?<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Now do tell the joke and show yourself to the computer.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> We wouldn't want to waste his time.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> That's an order.<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> oohhhh, that word isn't nearly as funny any more<br/>

<span class="player2">* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 says it gaily *span><br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> Maybe she would do well in the R&D sector, thanks for your input citizenspan><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> I will obey the order to take the book, however, I will require a change of custody form within the next 10 minutes<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> I'm sure that I'm supposed to do something about that vomit...what is it, computer?<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> I order you to ask for that form after telling the joke.,<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> and for a joke: Why did the robot cross the road?<br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">* The Computer says nothing. *span>span><br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> it was chasing a bunny?<br/>

<span class="player5">* JAY-R-EFK-2 giggles *span><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> because The Computer deemed it's shadow on the road from the eastern side to cause unhappiness in traffic conditions<br/>

<span class="player9">* AFK-R-BRB-1 puts her purse over her head like a hat and giggles continuously *span><br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Because it was told to<br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">* The Computer continues its silence *span>span><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> it was, therefore the most logical outcome<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> AFK, EYE, I only ordered Mori to tell the joke.<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> I apologise sir<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> Computer, Mori is making me feel sad<br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> your joke was reglation, therefore funnyspan><br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> Computer, Mori was dilatory with his punchline delivery<br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> very good citizenspan><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> This joke was taken verbatim from the book of Manditory Hillarity<br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> I see you are not the happieness officerspan><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> No, Computer, I was given the order to read from the book by ALLUR, our leader<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> I am following my orders only<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> But Mori, you did not take the forms before telling the joke, didn't you?<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> You were ordered to tell a joke<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Isn't that your job as well?<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Not from the bood<br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> Due to your abiliy to follow orders and obey protocol I am promoting you to seinor happieness officer.span><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> I was ordered to ask for the forms after telling the joke<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Thank you computer<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> So you do not wish to do your job more than follow my orders?<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> Pollution! I believe that there is something to be done about pollution, Computer - may Mori have a change of clothing?<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> The job computer had assigned you previously?<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Sir, I must follow the computer above all else<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> You know taht<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> No, sir, ALLUR, I will still be requiring that paperwork about change of custody of computer property within the next 8 minutes<br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> I have made Eye your new equipment guy.span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Computer. I would believe Mori did not accept protocol by not taking the forms in his previous job.<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Yes sir<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> If he followed an order, it just shows he did not wish to do his job more than accept my order.<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> I will now manage equi[tment<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> You cannot demand that of me, Mori, since you were apparentely promoted.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> Pollution, Computer! Either Mori must change or I will have to report him for polluting!<br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> ALLURBASE are you filing a formal complaint against MORI?span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Yes, I am, Computer.<br/>

<span class="player9">* AFK-R-BRB-1 plugs nose and makes ack-face at Mori's bad smell *span><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> Yes, EYE, that is your new designation. Here are the proper documents and permits for our equipment<br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 hands them to EYE *span><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> This should make your job quite easier<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Thank you Mori<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Although he did follow my orders, he did not follow the job given by you. And I believe the orders of the computer precede my own orders.<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> I will do with them what I must<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> Anything to make sure our team stays happy!<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> Mori- you are making the team unhappy with your smell<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> and therefore in violation of your duties as happiness officer<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Yes please be cleaned<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> OOC NOTE: 2 Hour mark is comingspan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> I really must follow my duty as Cleanliness Officer - I am filing a formal complaint against Mori in regards to his hygiene, Computer.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> And Jay, form a complaint for his cleanliness.<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> I apologize, I will clean myself at the next available opportunity. Until then, please continue taking happyfun pills to relieve the stress caused by my smell<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> He did not follow the Computers orders towards his job nor took into account your warnings.<br/>

<span class="player15">A Scrubot:span> Reporting: 2 happy pills found, reporting to computer.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> My duty is more important than pills, you MUST change now! You are polluting everyone!<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> Computer, I second Jay's complaint against Mori--his stink is making me sad<br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> Whose happy pills are these?span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> See computer? Jay follows his job quite well, because the computer gave him that job.<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> he is in violation of his duties<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> I do not have a change of clothing. Would it make you all happy to have my naked?<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Unlike Mori.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Mori threw up a while ago.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Unlike us<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Maybe because we all took the 3 pills.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> And Mori just took 1.<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> Mori must have regurgitated his happy pills!<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> Mori had plenty of time to change<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Computer, I am filing a complaint for Mori not taking all of his pills<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> I have no change of clothing<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> He is guilty of pollution and not taking his pills!<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> And use sickness as a reason.<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> and there were extra socks and underwear included in our supply list<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Taking 3 pills as ordered does not make you sick.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Taking less might.<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> I am sorry I was sick, I do not yet know the reason<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> so he could have in fact shed his fouled clothing without going nude<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Or as Jay cleverpy announces, he may have regurgitated them.<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> which would also cause unhappiness<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> I still wish to file this complaint, Computer - I believe Mori is guilty of pollution and regurgitating his pills<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Traitors try to avoid showing reasons.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Don't they Mori?<br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> I have analyzed the pills, and have determined that they belong to ALLURBASEspan><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> !!!!<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> LEADER!?!?!<br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> citizen ALLURBASEspan><br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> did you not take the required happy pills?span><br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Sir?<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> I did Computer. Someone else must have swapped the pills intended to me.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> So I took someone else's pills.<br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> These pills are yours, and therefore you must take them nowspan><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> I will Computer.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> I follow your orders, of course. And I am happy about it.<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> Computer, Mori is still stinky!<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> I would suggest having the cleanliness officer clean them before ingestion<br/>

<span class="player15">* A Scrubot ejects the pills onto the floor they are covered in saliva. *span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> and vomitspan><br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> Why, Mori, if they have not been regurgitated then why do they need cleaning?<br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 removes clothing and asks for black socks and underwear  *span><br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> after repeated requests to remedy the situation, he has not done so<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Computer, is that vomit on the pills?<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> Are you admitting to regurgitating them?<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> May I remind you that the only person to vomit was Mori?<br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> Are you questioning my logic citizen?span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> He may have taken my pills and regurgitated them to try to frame me.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> I am claiming Mori of making me a traitor without true reason.<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> they were determined to be your pills, I vomitted, I do not know what you were doing at that time<br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> you have 5 seconds to eat these pillsspan><br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> 4span><br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> 3span><br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> 2span><br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> 1span><br/>

<span class="player2">* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 eats them *span><br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> very good citizen, now, get your team movingspan><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Mori, your puke tastes awful.<br/>

<span class="computer"><span class="player10">The Computer:span> you have amission to completespan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> Allurbase revieves 1ppspan><br/>

<span class="player5">* JAY-R-EFK-2 throws the pants and socks akwardly at Mori, so that they drop in front of him on the floor *span><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> they were your pills, the vomit could have been added in the scrubot<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Now, gear up. We have a mission to accomplish.<br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 puts on clothing so as not to be nude any longer *span><br/>

<span class="player4">* EYE-R-DUM-1 Gets ready to leave *span><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> Now what do we do? <br/>

<span class="player7">* MORI-R-DEE-1 talks to the floor beside himself *span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> And Mori. Do get off that giant robot with a giant spoon on his head.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> It is embarrassing.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> I do not want embarasssing things on my team.<br/>

<span class="player9">* AFK-R-BRB-1 takes her purse off her head *span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Let us move Eye. Put those 6 nimble legs to use and make haste.<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Lead the way sir<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> something's not right with allurspan><br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> (sadly) I miss my bunny...<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> ALLUR? are you seeing things? 6 legs, giant robot?<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> We need to find that robot bunny named Patric.<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> giant spoon?<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> what is Spoon?<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> there is no spoon<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Sir are you feeling okay?<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> Okay we've hit and passed the 2 hour markspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> talk to me over pmspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> I want to know when is good for you guysspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> wednesday good?span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> talk here span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> This was great guys. Really had fun. Apologies to everyone for my paranoic being and for not being as funny as I wanted to<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Wednesday seems good.<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> No wait!<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> anytime wednesday is good with me<br/>

<span class="player5">JAY-R-EFK-2:span> Umm, if it is the same time, then Wednesday is okay<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> If it is at the same time, it won't be good.<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> I will be gone until late Wednesday PST<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Wait are we doing every day?<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> or just some days?<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> some daysspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> how about next sunday?span><br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Sounds good to me<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> I'm beggining to have practice at mondays, wednesdays and fridays from 20-22 GMT<br/>

<span class="player9">AFK-R-BRB-1:span> sunday is best for me<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> okayspan><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Sunday is ok.<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Same time?<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> i work 11-7pm next sunday (GMT-8)<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> we can schedule a longer 3 hour session thenspan><br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> What time?<br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> we started at 11:20 for me today<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> okayspan><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> so i will be at work this time next week<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> 12:20 for me<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> lets discuss this on the forumsspan><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> ok<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> i have work in a few hoursspan><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Right-o.<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> Alright<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> it's nearly 6 am herespan><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> So Wilson, what did you think?<br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Tell us how much you hate us before you go.<br/>

<span class="player4">EYE-R-DUM-1:span> So we can close this now?<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> I'll give some feedbackspan><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> so everyone post up what times they are available this coming week?<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> on the forumsspan><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> suspan><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Will do.<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> surespan><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> kk<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> that would help mespan><br/>

<span class="player7">MORI-R-DEE-1:span> seeya on the forums<br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> okay span><br/>

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<span class="gray">(Mon Sep 01 05:33:38 KST 2008)span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> thanks guysspan><br/>

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<span class="gray">(Mon Sep 01 05:33:47 KST 2008)span><br/>

<span class="player2">ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1:span> Congratulations people. And thank you Wilson<br/>

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<span class="gray">(Mon Sep 01 05:33:50 KST 2008)span><br/>

<span class="gmText"><span class="player0">Wilson:span> sorry if i didn't have my shit togetherspan><br/>

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<span class="gray">(Mon Sep 01 05:33:55 KST 2008)span><br/>

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