Log III

Wilson: You've got a bunch of dead commies
Wilson: and your team leader
Wilson: roleplaying is more important than your foot
JAY-R-EFK-2: Won't he just respawn where Eye did?
Wilson: apply a tournaquet
Wilson: yea
Wilson: but
AFK-R-BRB-1: EYE, I order you to hide these bodies
EYE-R-DUM-2: but he's AFK
Wilson: he's wandered off in a daze
Wilson: seems to have forgotten abouth the mision entirely
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Looks for a place to hide the bodies *
JAY-R-EFK-2: You could always just spoof him to give some orders in the right direction
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh sorry are we IC now?
Wilson: yes
Wilson: IC
Wilson: except me
Wilson: who is only ic when he feels like it
* AFK-R-BRB-1 looks around for a place to hide the bodies *
EYE-R-DUM-2: I don't see anywhere to hide them ma'am
* A dying commie traitor gurgles and sputters. *
Wilson: it seems that one of these commies is still alive
Wilson: perhaps you should ask him some questions
Wilson: before he dies
* AFK-R-BRB-1 stands over dying commie, holding a gun *
EYE-R-DUM-2: Who was ted?
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Asks the commie *
JAY-R-EFK-2: You! ARE. YOU. A. COMMIE?
AFK-R-BRB-1: OK, you commie bastard
AFK-R-BRB-1: tell us about this note!
EYE-R-DUM-2: Who was ted and what's this meeting
A dying commie traitor: I vill tell you nothing
AFK-R-BRB-1: Tell me or I will start tickling you and I won't stop until you talk
EYE-R-DUM-2: tickling will make you happy
AFK-R-BRB-1: DO YOU WANT TO BE TICKLE TORTURED YOU COMMIE BASTARD?
EYE-R-DUM-2: Happiness is a capitalist idea
JAY-R-EFK-2: We could always, just, you know, not. He's got blood on him, it isn't very cleanly
A dying commie traitor: doesn't look like he's afraid of this "tickling thing"
EYE-R-DUM-2: If you are happy, you are a capitalist
EYE-R-DUM-2: if we tickle you you'll be capitalist
* AFK-R-BRB-1 has an idea! *
AFK-R-BRB-1: JAY, plug your ears!
* JAY-R-EFK-2 plugs his ears with his fingers *
AFK-R-BRB-1: EYE, sing that song, the one yuou were singing in the transport
EYE-R-DUM-2: never gonna give you up
AFK-R-BRB-1: don't stop until he tells us what we want
EYE-R-DUM-2: nver gonna let you down
EYE-R-DUM-2: never gonna run around and desert you
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Keeps singing the song *
* AFK-R-BRB-1 joins in *
* JAY-R-EFK-2 wonders why people are singing *
AFK-R-BRB-1: never gonna make you cry
EYE-R-DUM-2: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
AFK-R-BRB-1: never gonna say goodbye
* A dying commie traitor doesn't look impressed *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Kicks commie in the balls *
JAY-R-EFK-2: As brilliant as this think tank is, maybe you should just stick the gun in his wound
AFK-R-BRB-1: Damn! he must have had rickroll resistance training
* Wilson rolls *
Wilson: you miss his balls
* EYE-R-DUM-2 trys again *
* JAY-R-EFK-2 unplugs his ears *
Wilson: kick him squarely in the boot
JAY-R-EFK-2: You people are terrible
* AFK-R-BRB-1 kicks him in the stomach *
Wilson: you miss him again
* EYE-R-DUM-2 tyrs again *
AFK-R-BRB-1: Would you care to try something, JAY darling
* JAY-R-EFK-2 tries to identify where the commie is wounded *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Keeps trying *
Wilson: you hit him
Wilson: he grunts
* AFK-R-BRB-1 socks him in one of his bullet wounds *
AFK-R-BRB-1: TALK DAMMIT!
Wilson: Afk's masterful kick lands in his stomach making a geyser of blood spurt from his chest
EYE-R-DUM-2: Oh great
JAY-R-EFK-2: Just plug the wound with a gun
EYE-R-DUM-2: I think he's dying
AFK-R-BRB-1: I think I just identified where he is wounded...
JAY-R-EFK-2: Agonising without messy
Wilson: don't do more than one action at a time
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Plugs the wound with his gun *
Wilson: okay jay
Wilson: rolling your medical skill
Wilson: you succede in plugging the wound
Wilson: perhaps preventing more blood loss
JAY-R-EFK-2: Wow, you actually got the right hole
* JAY-R-EFK-2 mock applauds *
EYE-R-DUM-2: Shut up Jay
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh, I'm sorry, should I shut up with the only successful idea thus far?
A dying commie traitor: seems to be getting less talkative the more you torture him
AFK-R-BRB-1 says, "ok, commie, talk or we pull the plug on you, literally"
A dying commie traitor: rolling
Wilson: rolling
Wilson: ouch
Wilson: 19
* A dying commie traitor e attempts to spit at AFK *
AFK-R-BRB-1: OK, that's just gross
Wilson: but it is more like a dribble
JAY-R-EFK-2: How about we offer him medical aid in exchange for answers?
EYE-R-DUM-2: Sounds like a good idea to me
EYE-R-DUM-2: We'll fix you up if you give us information
AFK-R-BRB-1 says, "Hey commie, you want to live? You tell us about this note"
Wilson: who is trying to persuade him?
Wilson: you can't all do it at the same time
EYE-R-DUM-2: Me
AFK-R-BRB-1: Eye first, then me
JAY-R-EFK-2: Whoever has the highest stat would be intelligent
Wilson: EYE-R-DUM fails miserably
Wilson: you can rp your failure please
EYE-R-DUM-2: well fizzle
EYE-R-DUM-2: AFK would you like to try him to get to talk
Wilson: what did you accidently say to him
AFK-R-BRB-1: I try next
Wilson: ?
Wilson: make it funny :p
EYE-R-DUM-2: If only my power level was over 9000
Wilson: you've also rolled a 15, but had a lot of points
Wilson: in interogation
A dying commie traitor: seems to be slipping into unconciousness
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Deploys his Jackobot to spray commie with water *
AFK-R-BRB-1: to JAY: OK, smartie-pants, you give it a try
JAY-R-EFK-2: Uhh...okay?
* A Jackobot cleans up the commie mutant traitor. *
AFK-R-BRB-1: to JAY: ...waiting...
EYE-R-DUM-2: Yes Jay, tyr and do something to get him to talk
* JAY-R-EFK-2 is rolling with wilson, shush *
EYE-R-DUM-2: seems to be really in touch with his communist side today, he talks at length with the guard on things you're not even sure he knows what mean. Finally the guard realizes what a friend JAY-R-EFK has been to him all this time and decides to share a great secret.
* JAY-R-EFK-2 laughs at the failed spoof? *
Wilson: whoops
Wilson: my bad
JAY-R-EFK-2: Just so we're clear, I succeeded, not Eye, who FAILED, MISERABLY (just for the log)
EYE-R-DUM-2: Shut up JAY
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh, I'm sorry? That didn't sound very much like "I'm sorry I ever doubted you, how can I ever repay you?"
* AFK-R-BRB-1 gives JAY a hug and passive-aggressively steps on his foot *
* JAY-R-EFK-2 leans in to hear the commies secret *
* A dying commie traitor leans in close and whispers to JAY-R-EFK *
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh...Oh my!
EYE-R-DUM-2: What? What did he tell you?
* A dying commie traitor dies *
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh, nothing important, something about the cake being a lie
JAY-R-EFK-2: Which I find rather shocking...and anticlimactic
EYE-R-DUM-2: What is cake?
JAY-R-EFK-2: I don't really know...in fact, this was a complete waste of time...I hate everything/
AFK-R-BRB-1: you hate everything anyway, JAY
JAY-R-EFK-2: Yes, but now I REALLY hate everything
AFK-R-BRB-1: aw, do you need another hug?
JAY-R-EFK-2: Yes, but I'd rather you didnt step on my foot again
* AFK-R-BRB-1 give JAY a headlock, er, hug *
EYE-R-DUM-2: Wait. I think I heard the commie say sometuing about purple crests and necromencY
JAY-R-EFK-2: ...I seriously, utterly, completely hate everything.
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh, yes, he also went on about purple necromancy, or whatever you just said
EYE-R-DUM-2: But what is necromency?
EYE-R-DUM-2: Why did you lie to us JAY?
AFK-R-BRB-1: Maybe it's a kind of cake?
JAY-R-EFK-2: Because he said nothing but random drivel that didn't make any sense?
EYE-R-DUM-2: But neither cake nor necromancy make sense
JAY-R-EFK-2: Exactly.
EYE-R-DUM-2: So why did you tell us about just one and not both
JAY-R-EFK-2: In which case, I think we should follow this up by finding Ted
JAY-R-EFK-2: Because the cake being a lie is more shocking?
EYE-R-DUM-2: No it is't
AFK-R-BRB-1: funny, I heard something different
AFK-R-BRB-1: like...narcolepsy? and chess?
EYE-R-DUM-2: What is chess?
AFK-R-BRB-1: dunno
EYE-R-DUM-2: What is narcolepsy?
JAY-R-EFK-2: I heard necromancy - are you sure you eavesdropped correctly?
AFK-R-BRB-1: You DID here necromancy, then
JAY-R-EFK-2: Yes, necromancy, and cake
EYE-R-DUM-2: If both of us heard necromancy then AFK must be lying
JAY-R-EFK-2: well, necromancy, purple crests, and cake
JAY-R-EFK-2: or she merely listened incorrectly, no harm done
AFK-R-BRB-1: yes, no harm done
EYE-R-DUM-2: but you still lied to us
Wilson: hmm
JAY-R-EFK-2: Forget the lies! Remember the Ted!
EYE-R-DUM-2: Then let us go behind this fun center
JAY-R-EFK-2: Necromancy doesn't particularly sound nice, so can we at least follow this lead?
AFK-R-BRB-1: OK, then let's get going
AFK-R-BRB has been promoted to Orange clearance!
Wilson: Somehow AFK was promoted to team leader
EYE-R-DUM-2: Good, our leader is now clear
AFK-O-BRB-1: to the fun center!
EYE-R-DUM-2: Lead the way ma'am
AFK-O-BRB-1: what time is it?
JAY-R-EFK-2: Wait, promotion? By what?
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh...this is rather bad
JAY-R-EFK-2: That would suggest the Computer is indeed active here
JAY-R-EFK-2: Or that someone has manipulated the system in this sector
JAY-R-EFK-2: Either way, bad for you two, you dirty leader killing traitors
EYE-R-DUM-2: I didn
EYE-R-DUM-2 says, "t kill ALLURBASE"
JAY-R-EFK-2: I say for now we take advantage of this clearence and hurry on
Wilson: amen
AFK-O-BRB-1: Let's see, we had 4 hours till the meeting when we grabbed the note
EYE-R-DUM-2: Then let us go
AFK-O-BRB-1: then we pissed away an hour
AFK-O-BRB-1: that leave us 3 hours before the rendezvous
AFK-O-BRB-1: so lets get going...where's the funcenter?
Wilson: you can probably find a map around here somewhere
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Looks for a map *
* AFK-O-BRB-1 looks for a map *
Wilson: anyone else?
* Wilson taps his foot *
* AFK-O-BRB-1 orders JAY to look for the map too *
* JAY-R-EFK-2 chooses not to in an act of defiance *
Wilson: you both find maps
Wilson: jay are you following them?
JAY-R-EFK-2: Yes
JAY-R-EFK-2: Well, moving along with them with disdain
Wilson: quite defiant of you
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh yes, Anarchy in this place that isn't UK
AFK-O-BRB-1: Anarchy is treason, but you'll be an anarchist later, no doubt
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Looks for the fun center on the map *
AFK-O-BRB-1: so I'll get you later
AFK-O-BRB-1: in the mean time...
Wilson: the map says the happyfun center is about 30 min walk from your current location
JAY-R-EFK-2: And I'm sure you'll manage to kill yourself later, now that you're the leader
JAY-R-EFK-2: Lets just go
* AFK-O-BRB-1 goes *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Begoins walking toward the fun center *
JAY-R-EFK-2: I still have that spare handgun if any requires it at any point, just a reminder
Wilson: are you all headed out?
* JAY-R-EFK-2 goes *
JAY-R-EFK-2: *anyone
Wilson: okay frozen for description
Wilson: you are walking down hallways that all look the same. They have windows that overlook an industrial courtyard. The halls are narrow and all have a red stripe painted all the way down as far as the eye can see.
Wilson: the lights are flickering
Wilson: like something is using too much power and draining everything else.
Wilson: you may not rp
JAY-R-EFK-2: I'm bored. Make the hall go faster. And fix the lights. And don't think about the implications of the lights flickering.
JAY-R-EFK-2: SHIT
JAY-R-EFK-2: sorry
Wilson: JAY-R-EFK say something insane
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Trys to identify what is draining the energy *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Continues walking down the hall *
Wilson: two intsec guards walk by you
JAY-R-EFK-2: Lovely weather, isn't it?
Wilson: RP
Wilson: sorry
Wilson: not=should
EYE-R-DUM-2: What is weather JAY?
JAY-R-EFK-2: The thing that happens when the lights change?
EYE-R-DUM-2: You're makng up many interesting words today
An IntSec Guard: ignores the comment and keeps walking, apperantly Jay is too low on the pay scale to fine.
AFK-O-BRB-1: to guards: Please direct us to the fun center!
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh, just walk right on by then, ignore the little man! Fine, what a glorious state we live in, in which the hard working citizen is treated like dirt!...not that I mind.
* An IntSec Guard looks at AFK-O-BRB and keeps walking. *
AFK-O-BRB-1: we have important business and very little time!
EYE-R-DUM-2: What is dirt JAY?
Wilson: you know what dirt is
EYE-R-DUM-2: sry
JAY-R-EFK-2: You will be.
Wilson: it's traitorous to be dirty
Wilson: suddenly the lights go off!
Wilson: pm me your actions!
Wilson: rp your actions
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Looks around and pulls his gun just in case *
JAY-R-EFK-2: Could whoever that is please refrain from touching my bottom?
Wilson: you cannot see eachother
* JAY-R-EFK-2 fires his lazer to illuminate the corridor *
* AFK-O-BRB-1 pulls gun just in case *
AFK-O-BRB-1: Sorry, JAY, didn't mean to grab your butt
Wilson: a lazer shot fires off near Eye's ear
AFK-O-BRB-1: I thought you were EYE
EYE-R-DUM-2: Excuse me ma'am
* JAY-R-EFK-2 hearing no protest, Jay fires again to attempt to see further down as the bolt travels *
AFK-O-BRB-1: JAY, did you almost hit EYE with your lazer?
EYE-R-DUM-2: AFFHH my ear
EYE-R-DUM-2: You hit my ear
* JAY-R-EFK-2 has already fired...oops *
Wilson: remember no one saw anyone
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Rols around on the floor, writhing in pain *
* JAY-R-EFK-2 did not actually hit Eye *
* AFK-O-BRB-1 fires shot to llight up hall *
Wilson: another lazer blast
Wilson: this time bouncing off the ceiling
JAY-R-EFK-2: Anyone see anything?
Wilson: the lights come back on
Wilson: EYE-R-DUM is missing his ear
Wilson: and there's quite a lot of blood
Wilson: no one is sure who shot himk
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Stands up clutching where his ear used to be *
* JAY-R-EFK-2 fires again *
AFK-O-BRB-1: JAY, what are you firing at?!
Wilson: he may be lagging
Wilson: in which case
Wilson: oh lord
JAY-R-EFK-2: Yeah, sorry
Wilson: JAY-R-EFK momentarily startled by the lights fires off one more shot bouncing around the hallway and hitting himself squarely in his own ear
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh the horrifically painful irony!
EYE-R-DUM-2: Hah, justice
Wilson: the lights flicke
Wilson: eye
EYE-R-DUM-2: I hope these things don't go off again
Wilson: you don't know who shot you
EYE-R-DUM-2: sry
JAY-R-EFK-2: Could we refrain from shooting and keep low, please
Wilson: obviously an assassing must be somewhere in the hallway Eye
* JAY-R-EFK-2 tries to keep low to avoid any possible assailant hitting him *
AFK-O-BRB-1: lets just refrain from shooting altogether
Wilson: -g
AFK-O-BRB-1: and keep going
EYE-R-DUM-2: Someone is trying to kill ne
Wilson: you're both missing ears
Wilson: luckily lazer wounds self cauterize
AFK-O-BRB-1: damn, the lights are out again!
EYE-R-DUM-2: Ma'm no they aren't
Wilson: would you like to continue
Wilson: ?
JAY-R-EFK-2: They are merely flickering...however I would prefer it if we kept our eyes open as we proceed
AFK-O-BRB-1: Regardless, lets get out of here
AFK-O-BRB-1: this flickering is driving me nuts
EYE-R-DUM-2: Alright, let's go
* Wilson is really surprised no one caught fire... *
* JAY-R-EFK-2 follows AFK *
AFK-O-BRB-1: I never know if the lights are going to be working from one moment to the next
EYE-R-DUM-2: Lead the way ma'am!
* AFK-O-BRB-1 heads off down the hallway, gun at the ready *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Follows AFK, gun pulled *
Rootofall-R-EVL has attempted to login!
LOL-R-FOL has attempted to login!
* AFK-O-BRB-1 is on edge from the flickering lights *
Wilson: okay
Wilson: you spend the next 20 min walking through this endless corridor with no end in sight. When it just about feels like your are going to never get anywhere you arrive at a t-junction, one path left, one right. There are a couple signs here and an insec guard sleeping in the corner
Wilson: unfrozen,
* EYE-R-DUM-2 attempts to wake up the gaurd and ask for directions *
JAY-R-EFK-2: Wait, do we really want to wake up the guard?
* AFK-O-BRB-1 looks down left and right corridors *
JAY-R-EFK-2: Last time we passed an intsec the lights went out and lazer fire commenced
JAY-R-EFK-2: *insec
AFK-O-BRB-1: True...
* AFK-O-BRB-1 looks at guard with suspicion *
* JAY-R-EFK-2 lowers the volume of his voice to avoid waking the guard *
JAY-R-EFK-2: I say we just move on, either left or right
* AFK-O-BRB-1 looks at the signs for directions *
* JAY-R-EFK-2 also looks at the signs *
* AFK-O-BRB-1 whispers to EYE, "Leave that guard alone" *
* AFK-O-BRB-1 frowns in confusion *
EYE-R-DUM-2: Stops movindg toward gaurd
JAY-R-EFK-2: Lets go right to the happyfun center
AFK-O-BRB-1: Yep
JAY-R-EFK-2: And away from here...quickly, this place freaks me out a little
AFK-O-BRB-1: funcenter on the right
EYE-R-DUM-2: Pokes gaurd to try and get them to wake up
* JAY-R-EFK-2 hurries off down the right *
AFK-O-BRB-1: Eye, do that again and I'll shoot your other ear off!
An IntSec Guard: grumbles and sitrs
AFK-O-BRB-1: runs down the right corridor
EYE-R-DUM-2: Tell us the way to the fun center and I won't tell your CO you've been sleeping on the job
* JAY-R-EFK-2 picks up his pace, hoping to be far away by the time the Intsec is aware *
An IntSec Guard: blurryily points right
* An IntSec Guard and falls back asleep *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Hurries down the right corridor *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 running as fast as he can to catch up to the others *
* JAY-R-EFK-2 runs faster *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 runs even faster *
* AFK-O-BRB-1 runs like the wind! *
Wilson: five minutes later you arrive in the courtyard where an abandoned happyfun center now stands.
Wilson: highly delapidated
Wilson: there is some grafitti across the fron of the building
Wilson: who wants to read it
* JAY-R-EFK-2 moves away from the pollution *
Wilson: the front doors are closed
Wilson: but you see a couple crates and a hole in the roof
Wilson: you could get in there
* JAY-R-EFK-2 tries the front door...it is the mountain, and he is the hiker. *
Wilson: door is locked
Wilson: also orange clearance
Wilson: better not go in
JAY-R-EFK-2: Well...we do have orange clearence...we could always shoot it...
AFK-O-BRB-1: let's go through the roof
JAY-R-EFK-2: I like guns
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh? Oh...yes
JAY-R-EFK-2: We could do
AFK-O-BRB-1: you like handing guns to other people
JAY-R-EFK-2: Okay...
AFK-O-BRB-1: it's orange clearance--I'll go
* JAY-R-EFK-2 hands AFK his spare pistol *
AFK-O-BRB-1: thank you!
JAY-R-EFK-2: Wait...no?
JAY-R-EFK-2: Trickery! Entrapment!
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Takes out his robot repair kit *
* AFK-O-BRB-1 pockets JAY's gun and starts stacking crates to climb *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 /tries to repair his Jackobot *
* JAY-R-EFK-2 attemps to follow up the crates *
* AFK-O-BRB-1 climbs up to hole in roof and looks in *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Follows AFK and JAY *
Wilson: jay can't make it up
Wilson: you can't make it up either eye
Wilson: it's too much work
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh...balls
Wilson: you both rolled horribly
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Keeps attempting to repair his Jackobot *
Wilson: eye almost critically missed
* AFK-O-BRB-1 whispers, "EYE, go see if there's any other way to get in." *
Wilson: you two are currently still trying to climb up
Wilson: do you go check?
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Stops trying to climb up and looks for another way in *
* JAY-R-EFK-2 attempts once again to climb *
* AFK-O-BRB-1 reaches down to JAY, "Here, I'll help you up." *
* JAY-R-EFK-2 accepts AFK's hand *
EYE-R-DUM-2: I found a back door!
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Opens the back door *
* AFK-O-BRB-1 makes the shh gesture to Jay and points down the hole *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Walks inside the fun center *
Wilson: the commies inside are pointing their pistols at Eye
A commie mutant traitor: Vaht do you want comrade?
* A commie mutant traitor meanicingly glares at eye *
* JAY-R-EFK-2 queitly siddles up to AFK, eyes widening as he views the events below *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Puts his hands up and surrenders *
EYE-R-DUM-2: I want nothing, I am lost
Wilson: eye earns 4PP!
Wilson: the commies look at you carefully
* AFK-O-BRB-1 watches to see what guards will do *
A commie mutant traitor: i tink dis one has zeen to much, no?
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Draws his gun and shoots at one of the gaurds *
A commie mutant traitor: Combat!
A commie mutant traitor: announce your actions!
* JAY-R-EFK-2 is scared by the loud noises and falls back away from the hole *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Draws his gun and shoots at the gaurds *
* AFK-O-BRB-1 hides at edge of hole and keeps watching *
A commie mutant traitor: you shoot one of the commies between the eyes dropping him instantly.
Wilson: whoops
Wilson: the other three fire back
Wilson: miss, miss, hit
Wilson: you've just been shot in the arm
Wilson: you've lost all control in your right arm
Wilson: I suspect you're left-handed?
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Takes cover, clutching his right arm *
Wilson: NEXT ROUND
Wilson: announce actions
* AFK-O-BRB-1 reaches back to catch Jay who fell away from the hole *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Attempts to shoot a commie then takes cover again *
AFK-O-BRB-1 says, "pull yourself together, man!""
Wilson: the commies and jay have initive
* JAY-R-EFK-2 appears to be having a mild panic attack *
Wilson: ouch
Wilson: the first commie shoots at Eye
Wilson: missing
Wilson: and hitting a wall behind the place where eye was standing
Wilson: eye stands up to fire back
Wilson: not realizing that the lazer is now returning from it's ricochet
Wilson: Zzzzzap
Wilson: Eye's head has been severed off
AFK-O-BRB-1 says, "that's gotta hurt"
Wilson: his body falls limply to the ground, his head landing near his outstretched arms
* AFK-O-BRB-1 fires at guards, then ducks back away from hole *
EYE-R-DUM-2 has passed away.
Wilson: ooh, nice shot afk
Wilson: you get revenge on one of the guards with a heroic shot to his back
Wilson: NEXT ROUND
* JAY-R-EFK-2 successfully pulls himself out of his panic *
Wilson: we'll count that as last round
* JAY-R-EFK-2 attempts to aid AFK and moves closer to the hole, firing at the nearest commie *
* AFK-O-BRB-1 fires at guard and ducks back from hole *
Wilson: commies go first, they have a negative penalty because you have cover
Wilson: huge miss
Wilson: one blast hits the ceiling and nearly kill the commie that shot it
Wilson: the next shot lands inches from your exposed head
Wilson: your= AFK
Wilson: afk just criticaled the other guard
Wilson: firing three percise laser blasts she removes both of the guards arms and one leg
Wilson: he stands there hopping on one leg before falling over
Wilson: jay fires
Wilson: he misses
* EYE-R-DUM-3 Steps out of the cloning tube and begins running toward the fun center, taking a right at the T *
Wilson: NEXT ROUND
* AFK-O-BRB-1 fires at guard, then ducks back from the hole *
* JAY-R-EFK-2 fires again *
Wilson: you two got initive
Wilson: Jay shoots and hits the last guard
Wilson: killing him with a fatal chest wound
Wilson: combat resolved
Wilson: Eye is back
Wilson: commence the rp
JAY-R-EFK-2: All in all 100% successful trip!
AFK-O-BRB-1 says, "don't kill Mr. Stumpy over there--we need information out of him"
* AFK-O-BRB-1 climbs back down from hole in roof and runs around to the door Eye found *
* EYE-R-DUM-3 Walks over to stumpy and asks him about the meeting *
EYE-R-DUM-3: someone else ask him
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh are we actually at the right place now?
AFK-O-BRB-1: Does anyone have any happyfun pills left?
AFK-O-BRB-1: or anything like that?
EYE-R-DUM-3: I have 25
EYE-R-DUM-3: fun pills
AFK-O-BRB-1: eye, give him 2 pills
* EYE-R-DUM-3 Pops two pills into the commie's mouth *
JAY-R-EFK-2: He's been maimed almost entirely, happy pills are great but come on, they can't work miracles surely?
* AFK-O-BRB-1 speaks to guard in a voice of motherly concern *
EYE-R-DUM-3: They will probably just make his speech nonsensical
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh, good.
AFK-O-BRB-1: "Oh! my dear, you fell down an hurt yourself! We should see if Ted can help fix you up! Where is Ted, sweetheart, so we can help you."
The commie mutant traitor: ted i know no ted
JAY-R-EFK-2: Where is the necromancer, comrade?
The commie mutant traitor: your pills, you take them too eh?
AFK-O-BRB-1: Oh, well then, is there anyone else around here? Any other guards or anyone that can help?
AFK-O-BRB-1: Or maybe robots?
Rootofall-R-EVL has attempted to login!
The commie mutant traitor: ve have nothink
JAY-R-EFK-2: Where is your common room, comrade?
The commie mutant traitor: just chess and table
The commie mutant traitor: dis is our only room
JAY-R-EFK-2: Well that's not too helpful...
Rootofall-R-EVL has attempted to login!
* AFK-O-BRB-1 examines chessboard and table *
EYE-R-DUM-3: What is chess?
The commie mutant traitor: is game
* JAY-R-EFK-2 also examines the two objects *
* EYE-R-DUM-3 picks up a rook *
JAY-R-EFK-2: I've never heard of chess, but the pieces are pretty
* AFK-O-BRB-1 examines the chess pieces *
* EYE-R-DUM-3 Closley examines the table *
JAY-R-EFK-2: I'd actually quite like to have this for my own personal use, if no one objects
JAY-R-EFK-2: Although...we may need him for the rules
EYE-R-DUM-3: To commie "Why is this table made of metal?"
Wilson: there is a cloth covering the table
* AFK-O-BRB-1 pulls cloth off tabme *
AFK-O-BRB-1: table, even
Wilson: aha!
Wilson: the robot is revealed
Wilson: it's cubic in nature
Wilson: and must weigh about 2 tons
* EYE-R-DUM-3 Bends down and examines the bot *
AFK-O-BRB-1: EYE, can your jackobot lift something this heavy?
EYE-R-DUM-3: I'm afrraid not
JAY-R-EFK-2: NO, you shot it's arms off if I recall correctly
JAY-R-EFK-2: *No
AFK-O-BRB-1: to guard: what about PATRIC-O-DOUL? Where is he?
EYE-R-DUM-3: Which reminds me
The commie mutant traitor: i not know dis
* EYE-R-DUM-3 Takes out repair kit and tries to repair Jackobot *
AFK-O-BRB-1: to guard: who brought you this table?
* AFK-O-BRB-1 looks for control panel on robot *
The commie mutant traitor: ve found outside
AFK-O-BRB-1: to guard: where outside?
The commie mutant traitor: in back of the happyfun center
ALLURBASE-O-BTU has attempted to login!
JAY-R-EFK-2: I'll check it out
Rootofall-R-EVL has attempted to login!
* JAY-R-EFK-2 quickly tries to walk outside *
AFK-O-BRB-1: EYE, follow him!
JAY-R-EFK-2: You're welcome to
* EYE-R-DUM-3 Follows, atttempting to repair his bot as he goes *
* AFK-O-BRB-1 finds a button and presses it once EYE and JAY have left *
JAY-R-EFK-2: Eye, please find a way of blocking this entrance, before Ted wakes up
* EYE-R-DUM-3 Smiles, his bot is repaired *
EYE-R-DUM-3: NVM, sry
Wilson: okay
Wilson: cliffhanger halo 2 ending
Wilson: we're going to pick up here next week
AFK-O-BRB-1: ok
EYE-R-DUM-3: Same time
JAY-R-EFK-2: Mmkay
Wilson: and that will probably be the final game of this mission
AFK-O-BRB-1: remember to take the private chats out of the log this time before you post
Wilson: hehe yea
JAY-R-EFK-2: Yes please, lets not have a repeat of Teafo trying to publicly get me branded as a traitor
Wilson: will post shortly
JAY-R-EFK-2: Good game everyone
Wilson: thanks for coming
EYE-R-DUM-3: We should do another mission, this was fun
AFK-O-BRB-1: k
Wilson: i have some plans
AFK-O-BRB-1: maybe not so much for Wilson, but yeah
Wilson: i'll let you guys know
EYE-R-DUM-3: k, see you guys on here next week
Wilson: no i have fun
AFK-O-BRB-1: bye

Log II

Server started and listening.
(Sun Sep 07 04:58:45 KST 2008)
JAY-R-EFK has attempted to login!
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(Sun Sep 07 05:00:56 KST 2008)
Wilson: Oi
JAY-R-EFK-2: Hey
Wilson: my apologies
JAY-R-EFK-2: No problem
Wilson: I overslept
Wilson: well
Wilson: i woke up on time
JAY-R-EFK-2: I nearly forgot - however, I can only really be on for another 2 hours
Wilson: then fell asleep in the chair
Wilson: being sick sucks
JAY-R-EFK-2: Hahaha awesome
JAY-R-EFK-2: O
JAY-R-EFK-2: ill? That isnt
Wilson: not good at all
JAY-R-EFK-2: but falling asleep in strange places is always fun
Wilson: you have 2 hours?
JAY-R-EFK-2: ...2 and a half
Wilson: how about tommorrow
ALLURBASE-O-BTU has attempted to login!
AFK-R-BRB has attempted to login!
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(Sun Sep 07 05:02:32 KST 2008)
JAY-R-EFK-2: Depends on who joins I guess
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AFK-R-BRB-1: hello
Wilson: woot
JAY-R-EFK-2: Im already here Mshcher lol
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh looks like we will get a game
Wilson: we have 3?
AFK-R-BRB-1: yep
JAY-R-EFK-2: Yeah
JAY-R-EFK-2: Teafo won't be here tonight will he?
AFK-R-BRB-1: nope, he's working
Wilson: yea
Wilson: he bowed out this weekend
JAY-R-EFK-2: Shame, he was so obviously a traitor, with how he killed me and all...
JAY-R-EFK-2: Pah, jobs?! taking up people's lives?!
JAY-R-EFK-2: Unheard of in England
EYE-R-DUM has attempted to login!
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(Sun Sep 07 05:04:02 KST 2008)
AFK-R-BRB-1: gotta love the nanny state
Wilson: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.69760?page=3#700975
EYE-R-DUM-1: I'm here
Wilson: did we all read this?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: WILSON! Apparentely you hate us.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Let me read it.
Wilson: I apologize
Wilson: I woke up early to prepare
Wilson: but my cold got the best of me
EYE-R-DUM-1: I read it
Wilson: and I fell asleep in the chair
EYE-R-DUM-1: We all get sick
EYE-R-DUM-1: I had a bug not too long ago
Wilson: Anyway
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh, by the way, I think my title should either be Awesome Scribe or just Mr. Awesomesauce Reporter
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Nah, didn't mean about that, I meant about the feedback.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: So how will things work out when it comes to secret stuff?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: We pm you?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Oh, and apparentely my computer takes freaking long to say something.
EYE-R-DUM-1: Mr. Awesomesauce reporter for sure
Rootofall-R-EVL has attempted to login!
Wilson: PM me
Rootofall-R-EVL has attempted to login!
Wilson: root...
Rootofall-R-EVL has attempted to login!
Wilson: really?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I say Mr. Traitorsauce reporter.
Wilson: I wonder if that's really himn
Wilson: I expect a pm momentarily
EYE-R-DUM-1: I wonder where Galt is
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I would hope the momentary to be a bit longer for me. Lack of mouse delays me.
Wilson: or it could be someone trying to bust up our private party
AFK-R-BRB-1: how do I copy that link?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Just a second or so.
EYE-R-DUM-1: He wasn't supposed to be here last weekend
EYE-R-DUM-1: But this weekend he was
EYE-R-DUM-1: Galt, I mean
Wilson: drag a box around the link and ctrl+c
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Maybe he is hiding, taking our hard working people from us.
Wilson: then ctrl+v in your browser
AFK-R-BRB-1: or maybe I'm just unable to get the Escapist page to load at all...?
EYE-R-DUM-1: Mscher you don;t; have to copy the link it's on the third page of the paranoia thread
Wilson: hold on sending root a pm
AFK-R-BRB-1: ctrl+v does not work for me
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I should have watched Brazil one more time. I still don't feel too prepared to this. Plus, the lack of subtitles make me iffy.
Wilson: how do you spell root's forum name
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: You people are hard to understand sometimes.
Wilson: Root_of_all_evil?
AFK-R-BRB-1: and the Escapist is still making with the failure to resolve
Wilson: weird
JAY-R-EFK-2: I have no idea what ANY of you are saying now
JAY-R-EFK-2: Also there is some major latency issues with this server it seems...I blame Mr. I live in Korea and am therefore Cool
AFK-R-BRB-1: yes, I know--but WHICH post on the paranoia thread is he referring too
AFK-R-BRB-1: that's the question
EYE-R-DUM-1: It's a big post on the third page, not easy to miss
AFK-R-BRB-1: the_root_of_all_evil
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Hey, don't diss Korean people. They invented Ragnarok and are keen to survive on islands with giant smoke monsters in them.
EYE-R-DUM-1: Lost References FTW
JAY-R-EFK-2: LOL!
JAY-R-EFK-2: That isn't coming back till 1st of Jan
EYE-R-DUM-1: I know, I wanna know what happens
JAY-R-EFK-2: I barely understood the ending of the last series to be honest, I can't tell who is dead and who is alive anymore
AFK-R-BRB-1: EYE--ok, thanks for that clarification
Wilson: okay, let's get started, I will quote the feedback quickly
AFK-R-BRB-1: and no, I haven't had a chance to watch Brazil yet
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Nobody else coming on?
EYE-R-DUM-1: What is the turn system
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: You should.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: It's great.
EYE-R-DUM-1: Who goes first
Wilson: Turns, we need to take turns talking. Say one thing you're going to do, there is a turn system, wait till everyone else has said what they are going to do. If necessary I will assign initiative like D&D though this will slow things down significantly. The more spam in the IC window, the slower the game will go, and the less we'll get accomplished.
JAY-R-EFK-2: Can we just sum all that up as "One post per GM post?"
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: How about conversations?
Wilson: Random shit, for all intents and purposes players should focus a little more in the mission and things like secret missions and team missions should come second. I don't want you to ignore them, I just want you to be more subtle about how you accomplish your goals.
Wilson: Secret actions, telekinesis, mind reading, projectile vomiting need to be done in secret. I will start killing you for announcing traitorous actions out loud.
JAY-R-EFK-2: Blame Teafo for being a traitor, to be honest.
JAY-R-EFK-2: Also, last week WAS entertaining
Wilson: okay
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Yeah, Wilson, you never said if you enjoyed it or not.
JAY-R-EFK-2: I think we broke his brain will all the random spam to be honest
EYE-R-DUM-1: Last week was a lot of fun
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I know we have much to improve though.
Wilson: it's a process for me, I am learning, some of it was fun, some of it was taxing
EYE-R-DUM-1: Buy LOL we do spam too much
EYE-R-DUM-1: *But
AFK-R-BRB-1: like now?
AFK-R-BRB-1: let's play
Wilson: so if I ask you "what are you doing" then say 1 thing"
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Let me try to get into character then.
Wilson: and wait till I respond
Wilson: before doing something else
EYE-R-DUM-1: Okay wilson
AFK-R-BRB-1: gotcha
Wilson: don't announce your powers, or I am going to pretend that you said "I use my power over chipmunks to kill everyone" out loud
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: But chipmunks don't exist.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Like bunnies.
Wilson: very good
JAY-R-EFK-2: So if we wish to use them, we send you a PM?
Wilson: yes
JAY-R-EFK-2: Not that any of us HAVE
JAY-R-EFK-2: any mutant powers
Wilson: right
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: How about secret things other than powers?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Also pming?
Wilson: okay, so when I last left you, you were in a hall
Wilson: who was drugged beyond reason?
Wilson: yea
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: My character was.
Wilson: anything you don't want other players to know about
JAY-R-EFK-2: Yeah, Allur took the vomit and saliva covered pills, that was where we are
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Although I haven't seen that movie you recommended yet, so i'm not used to drug acting yet.
Wilson: Allur, to give you some perspective on how you feel, Imagine you jhave been up for 2 days.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Err...darn me and my regular sleeping.
Wilson: haha
Wilson: okay
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: So I'll just try to imagine one day without sleeping and double that?
Wilson: I am going to freeze the window to explain
Wilson: ooc stuff in pms
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(Sun Sep 07 05:19:50 KST 2008)
Wilson: did he leave because he thought the client froze?
EYE-R-DUM has attempted to login!
JAY-R-EFK-2: Hypothermia?
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JAY-R-EFK-2: Also, we can't PM when frozen
Wilson: you can't pm while frozen?
Wilson: grrrr
JAY-R-EFK-2: Well, I can't
Wilson: okay
EYE-R-DUM-1: Freeze me and I'll find out if I can
Wilson: You four are have been arguing over treason for the last hour or so, under the solid(sic) leadership of Allurbase you march off to your ultimate triumph(doom).
Wilson: You all follow Allurbase to the tube station where he fancies a bit of a rest.
Wilson: what are you all doing?
* JAY-R-EFK-2 wonders if pollution is pollution if it doesn't involve clothes as he waits for further orders *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I dream awake of Mori being zapped alive after he is burned alive, although the person embodying it is actually Jay.
* AFK-R-BRB-1 check tube station schedules *
* EYE-R-DUM-1 Waits for orders *
Wilson: There are no orders coming out of Allurbase's mouth, just a pleasent serene doe-eyed look on his face, and some drool running down his chin
JAY-R-EFK-2: ...Sir?
EYE-R-DUM-1: Sir, are you okay?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Fine? I...happy. Everything s-seems...bunny.
AFK-R-BRB-1 says, "knocks on ALLURBASE's head"
AFK-R-BRB-1 says, "anyone home?"
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: EYE! Check immediately if...I'm home before it all goes...woah...down.
EYE-R-DUM-1: Sir you are home
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 stumbles to the sides as he the room starts rotating 37º degrees *
JAY-R-EFK-2: I think he may have overdosed on those happy pills.
EYE-R-DUM-1: But no lights are on apparently
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: And straighten the room as well.
Wilson: it's becoming obvious that allur isn't going to lead you anywhere
* EYE-R-DUM-1 Attempts to straighten the room *
JAY-R-EFK-2: I don't think he actually knows what we're doing here - can anyone remember what sector we're supposed to be going to?
EYE-R-DUM-1: R&D?
JAY-R-EFK-2: No, R&D is what he works for - Research and Development. It is also who the bot belongs to, if I recall correctly
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: HAH! CORRECT!
EYE-R-DUM-1: Sir?
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 Flails his arm in affirmation before hitting his head against the wall in dizzyness *
EYE-R-DUM-1: Sir, do you wish me to check if you are okay?
Wilson: you notice that a train has left the station, perhaps it was yours
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh...balls
Wilson: Jay has been fined 10 credits for swearing.
EYE-R-DUM-1: Sir, do you wish me to try and stop it?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Eye! Go grab the room immediately and pull it back towards the train!
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: This room is speeding too much!
* EYE-R-DUM-1 Attempts to grab the room *
EYE-R-DUM-1: Sir, I cannot
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Preposterous! It is because you are not pulling harder than the person who is...who is...
JAY-R-EFK-2: Shit! I think I was just fined. Forget the maniac, he's overdosed on those pills. Eye, go get my 10 credits back
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Who is pushing it away!
JAY-R-EFK-2: I think that would be the engine of the train, Sir
* EYE-R-DUM-1 Hands ten credits to Jay *
AFK-R-BRB-1: I think we should leave him
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: AFK! Try to find this man name Engine!
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Tell him to stop pushing.
Wilson: jay was fined for swearing again
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh...fiddle!
Wilson: maybe you guys should try to find out where to go?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Engine-O-OFT you said?
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 Wonders to the edge of the tracks and examines the rails to find their destination *
* EYE-R-DUM-1 EXamines the train destination list *
JAY-R-EFK-2: We need to find Patric-O-DUL...but I have no idea where to find that man
* EYE-R-DUM-1 Sees AFK slipping, then runs to try and save him *
* EYE-R-DUM-1 runs to try and catch AFK *
Wilson: Eye follow Afk who was tactifully removing HERSELF from the situation
* EYE-R-DUM-1 Thinks: Why was I trying to save him, I should be trying to catch him, I hope everyone else didn't see that action *
Wilson: so as it stands Eye and AFK are walking away with various degrees of tact
Wilson: Allur is examining the railway for clues to his whereabouts
* JAY-R-EFK-2 was never actually helping with Allur in the first place - is already away from the situation *
* JAY-R-EFK-2 will BRB *
* EYE-R-DUM-1 Continues to follow AFK *
Wilson: Eye, AFK is trying to shake you
Wilson: rolling
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 suddenly runs to the ticket man/woman and makes loud proclamations of dire need to follow that train, while exposing the grenade to view *
Wilson: While trying to shake Eye, AFK finds a plasticred on the ground. She may not have lost her follower, but she did gain a credit.
JAY-R-EFK-2: VAN! Eye; VAN! Sector! Find us a way to the VAN sector!
Wilson: okay eye and afk are in the same transport, they cannot be heard by the other 2 players
Wilson: unfrozen
Wilson: Allur is acting like a terrorist
EYE-R-DUM-1: Where were you trying to go?
AFK-R-BRB-1: to EYE: Don't worry about it
EYE-R-DUM-1: Yes Ma'am
* JAY-R-EFK-2 actually knows where he has to go, and therefore looks at the nearby schedules for the trains to the VAN sector *
Wilson: there is a train in 10 min
Wilson: sorry a tube
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 gets near Jay, patting at his shoulder repeatingly *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Jay, clear that chair there. That one over there and this one over here.
AFK-R-BRB-1: Eye, I order you to sing me a song
JAY-R-EFK-2: There there, Allur, there aren't any chairs...do you need a hug?
AFK-R-BRB-1: and give me a foot massage
* EYE-R-DUM-1 Sings a Louie Armstrong Song while rubbing AFK's feet *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: But, but. The people sitting there seem like such nice people, and I don't want to throw up on them.
Wilson: what are the words to that song again?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Why does nobody care for those people? I just want to be helpful.
EYE-R-DUM-1: I see trees of gree
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 hugs Jay, weeping like a sorrogate child *
EYE-R-DUM-1: and clouds of white
Wilson: what are trees, citizen?
JAY-R-EFK-2: They're fine, Allur, I think they like being there - they're waiting for the train like we are, it's all going to be alright
* JAY-R-EFK-2 pats Allur on the head *
AFK-R-BRB-1: what are Trees, EYE?
* EYE-R-DUM-1 Begins singingi "Never Gonna Give you Up" By Rick Astley *
AFK-R-BRB-1: are you still on your pills?
EYE-R-DUM-1: ye sMa'am
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: But the train, it went so fast so why are they...
EYE-R-DUM-1 has passed onto a better sector.
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 suddenly throws up on jay's back *
* AFK-R-BRB-1 hits eye with purse for singing that song *
Wilson: Eye-r-dum was terminated by the driver of the transport
AFK-R-BRB-1 says, "you are lucky I don't have a banhammer in my purse"
JAY-R-EFK-2: ...Allur...did you just pollute my back...
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Afg...such a nice man Jay, sacrificing yourself so those people wouldn't be dirty.
Transport driver: Damn commie songs!
JAY-R-EFK-2: I hate everything
* AFK-R-BRB-1 shoves EYEs corpse out fo the transport *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I order you...to order me...to....oh, be happy.
AFK-R-BRB-1 says, "silly git--there's nothing wrong with him a ball-gag wouldn't fix"
JAY-R-EFK-2: I order you to stay here soldier, until I find a restroom and clean my clothes
JAY-R-EFK-2: And if I miss my tube, I will have to demote you
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Steps out of the cloning tube in the VAN sector *
* JAY-R-EFK-2 searches for a restroom with a sink *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU unexpectedly lost their connection. (IOException)
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ALLURBASE-O-BTU has attempted to login!
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ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: (Don't know, if I said anything before disconnecting so I will repeat)
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Yes dad.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Don't forget to put the lid of the toilet down this time.
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 Salutes Jay before finally falling down to the floor *
Wilson: The tube pulls into the station
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 crawls to the train and shouts at Jay, ordering to hurry up *
* AFK-R-BRB-1 waves to EYE *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Walks over to AFK *
EYE-R-DUM-2: Hello Ma'am
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 shouts yet again, this time getting a footing and threatens him to pay for unforeseen consequences if he doesn't come already *
AFK-R-BRB-1: EYE, I order you to go look for a map of some sort
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Searches for a map *
JAY-R-EFK-2: Better late than terminated for vomit!
AFK-R-BRB-1: EYE, I order you to look for a bunny!
EYE-R-DUM-2: Ma'am bunnies do not exist
Wilson: EYE-R-DUM and AFK-R-BRB both seem to be searching for something, perhaps they should combine forces
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I didn't order you to come late, so just help me get on the train, Jay! Happiness feels like being inside a clothes washing machine
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Starts to help AFK in searching for whatever she is looking ofr *
AFK-R-BRB-1: heads up the stairs out of the tube station
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Follows AFK *
Wilson: ALLURBASE-O-BTU Is on the train?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: And right after helping me, I order you to aid me in finding those other two that went away. What were their names again? BUNNY-R-NOT and...something=?
* JAY-R-EFK-2 finds a restroom, and takes off his clothes, attempting to wash them in the sink *
AFK-R-BRB-1: EYE, lift up your left foot
AFK-R-BRB-1: I order you
EYE-R-DUM-2: Lifts his left foot
AFK-R-BRB-1: EYE, lift up your right foot!
* EYE-R-DUM-2 lifts up his right foot and falls over *
Wilson: time out
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 searches for eye and afk on the train he might have got in *
Wilson: cat is using my keyboard as a sratching post
Wilson: better
AFK-R-BRB-1: EYE, I order you to find us a robot repair shop
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Asks a nearby gaurd fior the location of the shop *
A guard: Not sure what... how do you say... mean com...er citizen
A guard: vhat do you mean, robot ?
EYE-R-DUM-2: Are you sure you don't know?
A guard: I have seen no robots comr... comradeer...
AFK-R-BRB-1: to guard: where could we find some sort of mechanical parts supply? *smiles sweetly*
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 walks in to the compartment where AFK and EYE reside, stumbling lightly *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: EYE! AFK! Tell me what you two have been doing?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: That's a questioning order!
A guard: vhat is this you speak of, the parts of meechanical
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Turns to ALLUR *
EYE-R-DUM-2: We have been doing nothing
EYE-R-DUM-2: Only being happy and following orders
* JAY-R-EFK-2 is clean, and goes back out onto the platform to find Allur gone *
Wilson: some security guards are paying the three of you way too much attention
Wilson: something isn't right
JAY-R-EFK-2: ...well, he certainly isn't going to get any underwear from me in the future
Wilson: rolling moxie checks
* AFK-R-BRB-1 looks at guard questioningly--"What do you mean with this "commradeer", citizen? *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: You cannot do no...wait, what orders? I didn't give you any orders yet.
A guard: it vas a simple slip com..citi...citizeer
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 points at the guard *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Did you give my members any orders?
EYE-R-DUM-2: I was following default orders to find the bot in the VAN sector
AFK-R-BRB-1: to guard: That sounded awfully like 'comrade', citizen
EYE-R-DUM-2: Remember Roy-R-B's orders
--- ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 (Divinegon) has left ---
(Sun Sep 07 06:18:23 KST 2008)
ALLURBASE-O-BTU has attempted to login!
--- ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 (Divinegon) has joined ---
(Sun Sep 07 06:19:40 KST 2008)
A guard: Actions: ALLURBASE-O-BTU rolls a 20, he believes these guards are computer loyalists, EYE-R-DUM rolled a 17 and fails to notice anything about the guards, AFK rolls a 4, pm incoming.
AFK-R-BRB-1: only communists use the word comrade, but I am in rather a hurry to a *robot repair shop*, if you catch my meaning.
A guard: De jig is up capitialist pigs!
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: AFK, stop making innuendos and...a what?
*** COMBAT ROUND BEGINS ***
Wilson: they are drawing weapons
Wilson: what do you do?
Wilson: wait for your turn
EYE-R-DUM's turn was skipped.
JAY-R-EFK's turn was skipped.
AFK-R-BRB's turn was skipped.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU's turn was skipped.
*** COMBAT ROUND COMPLETE ***
(Remember to Unfreeze your players to resume normal play.)
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Pulls laser his pistol and shoots at a fake guard *
Wilson: just emote into the window
AFK-R-BRB-1 says, "allur--throw your grenade at them"
AFK-R-BRB-1: pulls lazer, shoots fake guard
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Stay silent, AFK.
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 Throws nearest object he can use as weapon at one of the guards *
AFK-R-BRB-1: ALLUR--by refusing to defend the party, you are jeopardizing th mission
* AFK-R-BRB-1 shoots at guard *
Wilson: rolling initive
Wilson: Allur base attempts to throw his laser pistol at the communists.
Wilson: Allurbase throws his pistol, which lands at the feet of the commies
Wilson: Eye shoots at the commies\
Wilson: He misses completely
Wilson: AFK-R-BRB shoots and hits one of the guards lopping off one of his arms
Wilson: the guards start firing back (minus the one that lost an arm)
Wilson: One commie bemused by Allurbase's antics bemusadly fires back hitting him and putting a smoking hole in his chest.
Wilson: The other commie shoots but nearly misses eye
* JAY-R-EFK-2 boards the arrived train, wondering how happy his friends currently are. *
Wilson: you may now emote your next round
Wilson: Jay has arrouiced
Wilson: arrived
* EYE-R-DUM-2 EYE deplys his JackioBot *
* AFK-R-BRB-1 fires at guards *
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh...there appears to be a fight going on between two groups of people I have never met before!
Wilson: Jay made me laugh, 2 pp
Wilson: hell
Wilson: 3 pp
* AFK-R-BRB-1 yells to guards, points to JAY--"Look, a computer loyalist!" *
Wilson: Jay does nothing
Wilson: Eye attempts to deploy is jackobot
Wilson: he is highly successful, the bot comes to life
Wilson: afk shoots another communist dead between the eyes
The commie mutant traitor: I die!
Wilson: the remaining guard shoots back
Wilson: EYE-R-DUM recieves a blast to the armor making a large hole
--- ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 (Divinegon) has left ---
(Sun Sep 07 06:41:37 KST 2008)
Wilson: divine was feeling left out I think
Wilson: spam your actions!
JAY-R-EFK-2: I have a spare pistol if anyone needs it!
* AFK-R-BRB-1 fires at guard *
JAY-R-EFK-2: Either side!
* A Jackobot stands idly waiting for a command. *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Shoots at the remaining guard *
Wilson: Afk shoots wildly at the guard, but misses completely, hitting the jackbot removing one of it's scrubby arms.
Wilson: Eye fires at the guard in tandem with Jay, killing the guard with several laser blasts to the chest.
Wilson: combat is over
EYE-R-DUM-2: Is everyone alright?
* AFK-R-BRB-1 belatedly fires at guard again *
JAY-R-EFK-2: No! You just shot at a load of guards! Oh, and Allur may or may not be dead
Wilson: your team leaders clone lies on the floor
Wilson: clutched in the commies hand is some sort of paper
AFK-R-BRB-1: Jay--they were no guards!
AFK-R-BRB-1: they were commies!
Wilson: shit
Wilson: AFK-R-BRB fires off a couple rounds to make sure the guards are dead
Wilson: she misses wildly again hitting the bot one more time, damn, how unlucky!\
JAY-R-EFK-2: I don't think we can prove that now, seeing as you killed them - as far as anyone else is concerned, you just shot and killed some guards
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Grabs the piece of paper from the dead gaurd's hand\ *
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh, and you damaged that bot
JAY-R-EFK-2: repeatedly
AFK-R-BRB-1: look at their hats Jay!
AFK-R-BRB-1: they were commies!
JAY-R-EFK-2: This could be some kind of fancy-dress occassion
Wilson: rolling between jay and afk for the paper
AFK-R-BRB-1: you offered your gun to a commie!
Wilson: sorry eye
JAY-R-EFK-2: I offered my gun to what was quite clearly a GUARD
AFK-R-BRB-1: you offered to aid a commie in a fight against your own party
Wilson: EYE-R-DUM snatches the paper before afk does
JAY-R-EFK-2: I also offered the gun to you
AFK-R-BRB-1: take a look at the hats Jay
AFK-R-BRB-1: they are not regulation
AFK-R-BRB-1: at the very least
Wilson: yes these hats are strange
EYE-R-DUM-2: I have this paper I got form one of the commies, perhaps it is evidence
AFK-R-BRB-1: they are guilty of violating uniform regulations
AFK-R-BRB-1: those are commie hats
JAY-R-EFK-2: I don't see anything that makes them communist, however
AFK-R-BRB-1: you offered your gun to commies!
JAY-R-EFK-2: I also offered the gun to you and Eye
Wilson: they look a little like this
JAY-R-EFK-2: I did not want to be involved in a battle that was highly illegal, please just look at the pointless note
AFK-R-BRB-1: or at the very least, offered to aid criminals guilty of uniform violations
IMAGE: "hat" URL: http://www.transworldsurplus.co.uk/images/products/russian-hat-star.jpg

JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh please, that symbol could mean anything
EYE-R-DUM-2: Look at the Hammer and Sickle
EYE-R-DUM-2: They were clearly communists!
JAY-R-EFK-2: It could be support of some kind of labour-union
Wilson: no one knows anything about communism
Wilson: but you all gain 1 point of communist doctrine
JAY-R-EFK-2: In fact, I suspect it is some kind of alliance between smithies and farmers
AFK-R-BRB-1: then you are still guilty of offering to aid traitors
JAY-R-EFK-2: I saw YOU commiting the treason here, in attempting to kill guards
EYE-R-DUM-2: Do you wish me to subdue him Ma'am
AFK-R-BRB-1: I order you to subdue the traitor, EYE
JAY-R-EFK-2: that is a far greater treason than lapse in uniform
Wilson: want to read the paper eye?
* JAY-R-EFK-2 is a LARGE individual with TONS of DEX and a fair bit of str...good luck *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Reads the paper from the dead commies *
AFK-R-BRB-1: EYE--I order you to give me that paper
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Gives the paper to AFK *
JAY-R-EFK-2: You do realise she is not your superior?
JAY-R-EFK-2: Your superior is the man you have abandoned to read a bit of paper
AFK-R-BRB-1: I am assuming command in place of our fallen leader
JAY-R-EFK-2: That is not for you to decide
JAY-R-EFK-2: It is for the computer to decide
* AFK-R-BRB-1 reads the paper *
Wilson: the paper seems to be some sort of love letter
Wilson: sadly none of you know what love is/
Wilson: so for all intents and purposes, it is just a letter\
Wilson: it reads: Dear citizen, My programming will not allow me to convey the feelings of happieness when you are in my immediate location. Therefore I have decided to terminate you.
Wilson: your's, ted
JAY-R-EFK-2: Brilliant, you shot what appears to be SENSITIVE, POETIC guards...although it is a little confusing...and seems to describe odd emotions...The point is, you have most likely just commited cruelty as well as treason.
AFK-R-BRB-1: this is evidence of a murder!
JAY-R-EFK-2: I want no part in poor Ted's death
AFK-R-BRB-1: he terminated someone
EYE-R-DUM-2: Ted was treasonous
JAY-R-EFK-2: He said he had decided to
EYE-R-DUM-2: He had unknown feelings
Wilson: You are not sure that this guard is ted
AFK-R-BRB-1: you offered your weapon to a traitorous murderer
JAY-R-EFK-2: Murderer of who?
JAY-R-EFK-2: And when?
JAY-R-EFK-2: This may not even be his letter
JAY-R-EFK-2: it could be evidence
EYE-R-DUM-2: He also violated uniform laws
JAY-R-EFK-2: stop picking at straws - even if this poor fellow is Ted, it doesn't mean he HAS killed anyone
Wilson: on the back of the letter there is a printed location and time
JAY-R-EFK-2: also, you killed officers of the law, that is far worse than having spiffy hats
* AFK-R-BRB-1 sarcastically accuses Jay of being a lawyer--er, person who twists everything everyone says *
* AFK-R-BRB-1 read back of letter *
Wilson: VAN SECTOR 2PM FRIDAY, BEHIND THE OLD FUN CENTER
Wilson: you may rp now :p
AFK-R-BRB-1: I think we should investigate this
EYE-R-DUM-2: Perhaps we should go to this meeting place at 2pm on Friday
EYE-R-DUM-2: To see who shows up
AFK-R-BRB-1: EYE, I order you to determine what day and time it is now
JAY-R-EFK-2: Eye, forget that order, and go see if our leader is dead or not
EYE-R-DUM-2: It is friday at 10 am
JAY-R-EFK-2: That isn't an order, but I imagine Allur will eat you alive if he isn't dead and sees you not looking after him
AFK-R-BRB-1: I ordered him first--EYE, ignor the traitor
EYE-R-DUM-2: we have 4 hours to go behind the old fun center if we wish to make this meeting
* AFK-R-BRB-1 checks ALLUR for pulse *
AFK-R-BRB-1: he's got a faint
* AFK-R-BRB-1 checks eyes *
AFK-R-BRB-1: but his eyes are fixed and dilated
AFK-R-BRB-1: he
JAY-R-EFK-2: Well then, we can either toddle off to an unknown location and forget our mission, or help out are leader - he has a pulse, and that makes him the leader still, making him the priority
AFK-R-BRB-1: s definitely not fit to lead any more
JAY-R-EFK-2: If he's alive he still has his job
AFK-R-BRB-1: he's brain-dead, probably from an overdose
JAY-R-EFK-2: We can always see what the Computer says about doing your job, or we can just help out the dying man
EYE-R-DUM-2: We could try and take him to a doctor
Wilson: he has a large hole in his chest
EYE-R-DUM-2: Or we could put him out of his misery and then he would be revived anew as a clone
EYE-R-DUM-2: and back on his feet, ready to command
JAY-R-EFK-2: LUCKILY, a laser would quarterize any wound, thus preventing blood loss, therefore if there is no damage to major organs he could be revived
JAY-R-EFK-2: his 'status' is most likely due to pain and shock
Wilson: 2 pp for Jay
AFK-R-BRB-1: regardless off his status, he is unable to lead at this point
JAY-R-EFK-2: It depends on where he took the bolt, doesn't it? Eye, I don't believe euthanasia would be allowed by the Computer, either
JAY-R-EFK-2: He is still the leader
EYE-R-DUM-2: What should we do then?
JAY-R-EFK-2: He lives, he has a pulse
JAY-R-EFK-2: Take him to a doctor
JAY-R-EFK-2: Now
* AFK-R-BRB-1 shoots ALLUR so he can respawn and continue to lead *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Picks up ALLURBASE *
Wilson: btw allurbase is gone,
Wilson: he's not coming back i think
* EYE-R-DUM-2 wONDERS why he picked up a dead body, then sets the body down *
AFK-R-BRB-1: he will respawn somewhere and join us when he can
Wilson: afk puts an extra hole in Allurbase for good measure
JAY-R-EFK-2: ...you just shot our leader
EYE-R-DUM-2: So, what now?
JAY-R-EFK-2: our still living leader...
EYE-R-DUM-2: He's dead now Jay
AFK-R-BRB-1: feel free to stand around waiting for his orders, Jay
JAY-R-EFK-2: Once we get out of this sector, to one with a terminal, there'll be repurcussions for this, murder of the leader is stupid, let alone treasonous
AFK-R-BRB-1: or better yet, take him too the hospital
AFK-R-BRB-1: you are one to talk, traitor-aider
EYE-R-DUM-2: I say we go behind the Old Fun center
Wilson: okay this is a good place to leave off today
JAY-R-EFK-2: As soon as we're out of this sector, there is going to be a nice chat with the computer - Eye, as Allur's underling of choice, I suggest you lead
JAY-R-EFK-2: oops
Wilson: thanks for coming folks
JAY-R-EFK-2: sorry
EYE-R-DUM-2: Okay, it was fun
JAY-R-EFK-2: Yeah
Wilson: I'll post a log momentarily