Log II

Server started and listening.
(Sun Sep 07 04:58:45 KST 2008)
JAY-R-EFK has attempted to login!
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(Sun Sep 07 05:00:56 KST 2008)
Wilson: Oi
JAY-R-EFK-2: Hey
Wilson: my apologies
JAY-R-EFK-2: No problem
Wilson: I overslept
Wilson: well
Wilson: i woke up on time
JAY-R-EFK-2: I nearly forgot - however, I can only really be on for another 2 hours
Wilson: then fell asleep in the chair
Wilson: being sick sucks
JAY-R-EFK-2: Hahaha awesome
JAY-R-EFK-2: O
JAY-R-EFK-2: ill? That isnt
Wilson: not good at all
JAY-R-EFK-2: but falling asleep in strange places is always fun
Wilson: you have 2 hours?
JAY-R-EFK-2: ...2 and a half
Wilson: how about tommorrow
ALLURBASE-O-BTU has attempted to login!
AFK-R-BRB has attempted to login!
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(Sun Sep 07 05:02:32 KST 2008)
JAY-R-EFK-2: Depends on who joins I guess
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(Sun Sep 07 05:02:45 KST 2008)
AFK-R-BRB-1: hello
Wilson: woot
JAY-R-EFK-2: Im already here Mshcher lol
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh looks like we will get a game
Wilson: we have 3?
AFK-R-BRB-1: yep
JAY-R-EFK-2: Yeah
JAY-R-EFK-2: Teafo won't be here tonight will he?
AFK-R-BRB-1: nope, he's working
Wilson: yea
Wilson: he bowed out this weekend
JAY-R-EFK-2: Shame, he was so obviously a traitor, with how he killed me and all...
JAY-R-EFK-2: Pah, jobs?! taking up people's lives?!
JAY-R-EFK-2: Unheard of in England
EYE-R-DUM has attempted to login!
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(Sun Sep 07 05:04:02 KST 2008)
AFK-R-BRB-1: gotta love the nanny state
Wilson: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.69760?page=3#700975
EYE-R-DUM-1: I'm here
Wilson: did we all read this?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: WILSON! Apparentely you hate us.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Let me read it.
Wilson: I apologize
Wilson: I woke up early to prepare
Wilson: but my cold got the best of me
EYE-R-DUM-1: I read it
Wilson: and I fell asleep in the chair
EYE-R-DUM-1: We all get sick
EYE-R-DUM-1: I had a bug not too long ago
Wilson: Anyway
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh, by the way, I think my title should either be Awesome Scribe or just Mr. Awesomesauce Reporter
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Nah, didn't mean about that, I meant about the feedback.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: So how will things work out when it comes to secret stuff?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: We pm you?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Oh, and apparentely my computer takes freaking long to say something.
EYE-R-DUM-1: Mr. Awesomesauce reporter for sure
Rootofall-R-EVL has attempted to login!
Wilson: PM me
Rootofall-R-EVL has attempted to login!
Wilson: root...
Rootofall-R-EVL has attempted to login!
Wilson: really?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I say Mr. Traitorsauce reporter.
Wilson: I wonder if that's really himn
Wilson: I expect a pm momentarily
EYE-R-DUM-1: I wonder where Galt is
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I would hope the momentary to be a bit longer for me. Lack of mouse delays me.
Wilson: or it could be someone trying to bust up our private party
AFK-R-BRB-1: how do I copy that link?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Just a second or so.
EYE-R-DUM-1: He wasn't supposed to be here last weekend
EYE-R-DUM-1: But this weekend he was
EYE-R-DUM-1: Galt, I mean
Wilson: drag a box around the link and ctrl+c
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Maybe he is hiding, taking our hard working people from us.
Wilson: then ctrl+v in your browser
AFK-R-BRB-1: or maybe I'm just unable to get the Escapist page to load at all...?
EYE-R-DUM-1: Mscher you don;t; have to copy the link it's on the third page of the paranoia thread
Wilson: hold on sending root a pm
AFK-R-BRB-1: ctrl+v does not work for me
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I should have watched Brazil one more time. I still don't feel too prepared to this. Plus, the lack of subtitles make me iffy.
Wilson: how do you spell root's forum name
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: You people are hard to understand sometimes.
Wilson: Root_of_all_evil?
AFK-R-BRB-1: and the Escapist is still making with the failure to resolve
Wilson: weird
JAY-R-EFK-2: I have no idea what ANY of you are saying now
JAY-R-EFK-2: Also there is some major latency issues with this server it seems...I blame Mr. I live in Korea and am therefore Cool
AFK-R-BRB-1: yes, I know--but WHICH post on the paranoia thread is he referring too
AFK-R-BRB-1: that's the question
EYE-R-DUM-1: It's a big post on the third page, not easy to miss
AFK-R-BRB-1: the_root_of_all_evil
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Hey, don't diss Korean people. They invented Ragnarok and are keen to survive on islands with giant smoke monsters in them.
EYE-R-DUM-1: Lost References FTW
JAY-R-EFK-2: LOL!
JAY-R-EFK-2: That isn't coming back till 1st of Jan
EYE-R-DUM-1: I know, I wanna know what happens
JAY-R-EFK-2: I barely understood the ending of the last series to be honest, I can't tell who is dead and who is alive anymore
AFK-R-BRB-1: EYE--ok, thanks for that clarification
Wilson: okay, let's get started, I will quote the feedback quickly
AFK-R-BRB-1: and no, I haven't had a chance to watch Brazil yet
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Nobody else coming on?
EYE-R-DUM-1: What is the turn system
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: You should.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: It's great.
EYE-R-DUM-1: Who goes first
Wilson: Turns, we need to take turns talking. Say one thing you're going to do, there is a turn system, wait till everyone else has said what they are going to do. If necessary I will assign initiative like D&D though this will slow things down significantly. The more spam in the IC window, the slower the game will go, and the less we'll get accomplished.
JAY-R-EFK-2: Can we just sum all that up as "One post per GM post?"
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: How about conversations?
Wilson: Random shit, for all intents and purposes players should focus a little more in the mission and things like secret missions and team missions should come second. I don't want you to ignore them, I just want you to be more subtle about how you accomplish your goals.
Wilson: Secret actions, telekinesis, mind reading, projectile vomiting need to be done in secret. I will start killing you for announcing traitorous actions out loud.
JAY-R-EFK-2: Blame Teafo for being a traitor, to be honest.
JAY-R-EFK-2: Also, last week WAS entertaining
Wilson: okay
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Yeah, Wilson, you never said if you enjoyed it or not.
JAY-R-EFK-2: I think we broke his brain will all the random spam to be honest
EYE-R-DUM-1: Last week was a lot of fun
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I know we have much to improve though.
Wilson: it's a process for me, I am learning, some of it was fun, some of it was taxing
EYE-R-DUM-1: Buy LOL we do spam too much
EYE-R-DUM-1: *But
AFK-R-BRB-1: like now?
AFK-R-BRB-1: let's play
Wilson: so if I ask you "what are you doing" then say 1 thing"
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Let me try to get into character then.
Wilson: and wait till I respond
Wilson: before doing something else
EYE-R-DUM-1: Okay wilson
AFK-R-BRB-1: gotcha
Wilson: don't announce your powers, or I am going to pretend that you said "I use my power over chipmunks to kill everyone" out loud
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: But chipmunks don't exist.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Like bunnies.
Wilson: very good
JAY-R-EFK-2: So if we wish to use them, we send you a PM?
Wilson: yes
JAY-R-EFK-2: Not that any of us HAVE
JAY-R-EFK-2: any mutant powers
Wilson: right
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: How about secret things other than powers?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Also pming?
Wilson: okay, so when I last left you, you were in a hall
Wilson: who was drugged beyond reason?
Wilson: yea
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: My character was.
Wilson: anything you don't want other players to know about
JAY-R-EFK-2: Yeah, Allur took the vomit and saliva covered pills, that was where we are
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Although I haven't seen that movie you recommended yet, so i'm not used to drug acting yet.
Wilson: Allur, to give you some perspective on how you feel, Imagine you jhave been up for 2 days.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Err...darn me and my regular sleeping.
Wilson: haha
Wilson: okay
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: So I'll just try to imagine one day without sleeping and double that?
Wilson: I am going to freeze the window to explain
Wilson: ooc stuff in pms
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(Sun Sep 07 05:19:50 KST 2008)
Wilson: did he leave because he thought the client froze?
EYE-R-DUM has attempted to login!
JAY-R-EFK-2: Hypothermia?
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(Sun Sep 07 05:20:55 KST 2008)
JAY-R-EFK-2: Also, we can't PM when frozen
Wilson: you can't pm while frozen?
Wilson: grrrr
JAY-R-EFK-2: Well, I can't
Wilson: okay
EYE-R-DUM-1: Freeze me and I'll find out if I can
Wilson: You four are have been arguing over treason for the last hour or so, under the solid(sic) leadership of Allurbase you march off to your ultimate triumph(doom).
Wilson: You all follow Allurbase to the tube station where he fancies a bit of a rest.
Wilson: what are you all doing?
* JAY-R-EFK-2 wonders if pollution is pollution if it doesn't involve clothes as he waits for further orders *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I dream awake of Mori being zapped alive after he is burned alive, although the person embodying it is actually Jay.
* AFK-R-BRB-1 check tube station schedules *
* EYE-R-DUM-1 Waits for orders *
Wilson: There are no orders coming out of Allurbase's mouth, just a pleasent serene doe-eyed look on his face, and some drool running down his chin
JAY-R-EFK-2: ...Sir?
EYE-R-DUM-1: Sir, are you okay?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Fine? I...happy. Everything s-seems...bunny.
AFK-R-BRB-1 says, "knocks on ALLURBASE's head"
AFK-R-BRB-1 says, "anyone home?"
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: EYE! Check immediately if...I'm home before it all goes...woah...down.
EYE-R-DUM-1: Sir you are home
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 stumbles to the sides as he the room starts rotating 37º degrees *
JAY-R-EFK-2: I think he may have overdosed on those happy pills.
EYE-R-DUM-1: But no lights are on apparently
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: And straighten the room as well.
Wilson: it's becoming obvious that allur isn't going to lead you anywhere
* EYE-R-DUM-1 Attempts to straighten the room *
JAY-R-EFK-2: I don't think he actually knows what we're doing here - can anyone remember what sector we're supposed to be going to?
EYE-R-DUM-1: R&D?
JAY-R-EFK-2: No, R&D is what he works for - Research and Development. It is also who the bot belongs to, if I recall correctly
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: HAH! CORRECT!
EYE-R-DUM-1: Sir?
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 Flails his arm in affirmation before hitting his head against the wall in dizzyness *
EYE-R-DUM-1: Sir, do you wish me to check if you are okay?
Wilson: you notice that a train has left the station, perhaps it was yours
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh...balls
Wilson: Jay has been fined 10 credits for swearing.
EYE-R-DUM-1: Sir, do you wish me to try and stop it?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Eye! Go grab the room immediately and pull it back towards the train!
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: This room is speeding too much!
* EYE-R-DUM-1 Attempts to grab the room *
EYE-R-DUM-1: Sir, I cannot
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Preposterous! It is because you are not pulling harder than the person who is...who is...
JAY-R-EFK-2: Shit! I think I was just fined. Forget the maniac, he's overdosed on those pills. Eye, go get my 10 credits back
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Who is pushing it away!
JAY-R-EFK-2: I think that would be the engine of the train, Sir
* EYE-R-DUM-1 Hands ten credits to Jay *
AFK-R-BRB-1: I think we should leave him
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: AFK! Try to find this man name Engine!
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Tell him to stop pushing.
Wilson: jay was fined for swearing again
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh...fiddle!
Wilson: maybe you guys should try to find out where to go?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Engine-O-OFT you said?
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 Wonders to the edge of the tracks and examines the rails to find their destination *
* EYE-R-DUM-1 EXamines the train destination list *
JAY-R-EFK-2: We need to find Patric-O-DUL...but I have no idea where to find that man
* EYE-R-DUM-1 Sees AFK slipping, then runs to try and save him *
* EYE-R-DUM-1 runs to try and catch AFK *
Wilson: Eye follow Afk who was tactifully removing HERSELF from the situation
* EYE-R-DUM-1 Thinks: Why was I trying to save him, I should be trying to catch him, I hope everyone else didn't see that action *
Wilson: so as it stands Eye and AFK are walking away with various degrees of tact
Wilson: Allur is examining the railway for clues to his whereabouts
* JAY-R-EFK-2 was never actually helping with Allur in the first place - is already away from the situation *
* JAY-R-EFK-2 will BRB *
* EYE-R-DUM-1 Continues to follow AFK *
Wilson: Eye, AFK is trying to shake you
Wilson: rolling
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 suddenly runs to the ticket man/woman and makes loud proclamations of dire need to follow that train, while exposing the grenade to view *
Wilson: While trying to shake Eye, AFK finds a plasticred on the ground. She may not have lost her follower, but she did gain a credit.
JAY-R-EFK-2: VAN! Eye; VAN! Sector! Find us a way to the VAN sector!
Wilson: okay eye and afk are in the same transport, they cannot be heard by the other 2 players
Wilson: unfrozen
Wilson: Allur is acting like a terrorist
EYE-R-DUM-1: Where were you trying to go?
AFK-R-BRB-1: to EYE: Don't worry about it
EYE-R-DUM-1: Yes Ma'am
* JAY-R-EFK-2 actually knows where he has to go, and therefore looks at the nearby schedules for the trains to the VAN sector *
Wilson: there is a train in 10 min
Wilson: sorry a tube
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 gets near Jay, patting at his shoulder repeatingly *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Jay, clear that chair there. That one over there and this one over here.
AFK-R-BRB-1: Eye, I order you to sing me a song
JAY-R-EFK-2: There there, Allur, there aren't any chairs...do you need a hug?
AFK-R-BRB-1: and give me a foot massage
* EYE-R-DUM-1 Sings a Louie Armstrong Song while rubbing AFK's feet *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: But, but. The people sitting there seem like such nice people, and I don't want to throw up on them.
Wilson: what are the words to that song again?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Why does nobody care for those people? I just want to be helpful.
EYE-R-DUM-1: I see trees of gree
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 hugs Jay, weeping like a sorrogate child *
EYE-R-DUM-1: and clouds of white
Wilson: what are trees, citizen?
JAY-R-EFK-2: They're fine, Allur, I think they like being there - they're waiting for the train like we are, it's all going to be alright
* JAY-R-EFK-2 pats Allur on the head *
AFK-R-BRB-1: what are Trees, EYE?
* EYE-R-DUM-1 Begins singingi "Never Gonna Give you Up" By Rick Astley *
AFK-R-BRB-1: are you still on your pills?
EYE-R-DUM-1: ye sMa'am
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: But the train, it went so fast so why are they...
EYE-R-DUM-1 has passed onto a better sector.
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 suddenly throws up on jay's back *
* AFK-R-BRB-1 hits eye with purse for singing that song *
Wilson: Eye-r-dum was terminated by the driver of the transport
AFK-R-BRB-1 says, "you are lucky I don't have a banhammer in my purse"
JAY-R-EFK-2: ...Allur...did you just pollute my back...
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Afg...such a nice man Jay, sacrificing yourself so those people wouldn't be dirty.
Transport driver: Damn commie songs!
JAY-R-EFK-2: I hate everything
* AFK-R-BRB-1 shoves EYEs corpse out fo the transport *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I order you...to order me...to....oh, be happy.
AFK-R-BRB-1 says, "silly git--there's nothing wrong with him a ball-gag wouldn't fix"
JAY-R-EFK-2: I order you to stay here soldier, until I find a restroom and clean my clothes
JAY-R-EFK-2: And if I miss my tube, I will have to demote you
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Steps out of the cloning tube in the VAN sector *
* JAY-R-EFK-2 searches for a restroom with a sink *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU unexpectedly lost their connection. (IOException)
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ALLURBASE-O-BTU has attempted to login!
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ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: (Don't know, if I said anything before disconnecting so I will repeat)
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Yes dad.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Don't forget to put the lid of the toilet down this time.
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 Salutes Jay before finally falling down to the floor *
Wilson: The tube pulls into the station
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 crawls to the train and shouts at Jay, ordering to hurry up *
* AFK-R-BRB-1 waves to EYE *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Walks over to AFK *
EYE-R-DUM-2: Hello Ma'am
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 shouts yet again, this time getting a footing and threatens him to pay for unforeseen consequences if he doesn't come already *
AFK-R-BRB-1: EYE, I order you to go look for a map of some sort
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Searches for a map *
JAY-R-EFK-2: Better late than terminated for vomit!
AFK-R-BRB-1: EYE, I order you to look for a bunny!
EYE-R-DUM-2: Ma'am bunnies do not exist
Wilson: EYE-R-DUM and AFK-R-BRB both seem to be searching for something, perhaps they should combine forces
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: I didn't order you to come late, so just help me get on the train, Jay! Happiness feels like being inside a clothes washing machine
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Starts to help AFK in searching for whatever she is looking ofr *
AFK-R-BRB-1: heads up the stairs out of the tube station
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Follows AFK *
Wilson: ALLURBASE-O-BTU Is on the train?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: And right after helping me, I order you to aid me in finding those other two that went away. What were their names again? BUNNY-R-NOT and...something=?
* JAY-R-EFK-2 finds a restroom, and takes off his clothes, attempting to wash them in the sink *
AFK-R-BRB-1: EYE, lift up your left foot
AFK-R-BRB-1: I order you
EYE-R-DUM-2: Lifts his left foot
AFK-R-BRB-1: EYE, lift up your right foot!
* EYE-R-DUM-2 lifts up his right foot and falls over *
Wilson: time out
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 searches for eye and afk on the train he might have got in *
Wilson: cat is using my keyboard as a sratching post
Wilson: better
AFK-R-BRB-1: EYE, I order you to find us a robot repair shop
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Asks a nearby gaurd fior the location of the shop *
A guard: Not sure what... how do you say... mean com...er citizen
A guard: vhat do you mean, robot ?
EYE-R-DUM-2: Are you sure you don't know?
A guard: I have seen no robots comr... comradeer...
AFK-R-BRB-1: to guard: where could we find some sort of mechanical parts supply? *smiles sweetly*
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 walks in to the compartment where AFK and EYE reside, stumbling lightly *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: EYE! AFK! Tell me what you two have been doing?
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: That's a questioning order!
A guard: vhat is this you speak of, the parts of meechanical
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Turns to ALLUR *
EYE-R-DUM-2: We have been doing nothing
EYE-R-DUM-2: Only being happy and following orders
* JAY-R-EFK-2 is clean, and goes back out onto the platform to find Allur gone *
Wilson: some security guards are paying the three of you way too much attention
Wilson: something isn't right
JAY-R-EFK-2: ...well, he certainly isn't going to get any underwear from me in the future
Wilson: rolling moxie checks
* AFK-R-BRB-1 looks at guard questioningly--"What do you mean with this "commradeer", citizen? *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: You cannot do no...wait, what orders? I didn't give you any orders yet.
A guard: it vas a simple slip com..citi...citizeer
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 points at the guard *
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Did you give my members any orders?
EYE-R-DUM-2: I was following default orders to find the bot in the VAN sector
AFK-R-BRB-1: to guard: That sounded awfully like 'comrade', citizen
EYE-R-DUM-2: Remember Roy-R-B's orders
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ALLURBASE-O-BTU has attempted to login!
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A guard: Actions: ALLURBASE-O-BTU rolls a 20, he believes these guards are computer loyalists, EYE-R-DUM rolled a 17 and fails to notice anything about the guards, AFK rolls a 4, pm incoming.
AFK-R-BRB-1: only communists use the word comrade, but I am in rather a hurry to a *robot repair shop*, if you catch my meaning.
A guard: De jig is up capitialist pigs!
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: AFK, stop making innuendos and...a what?
*** COMBAT ROUND BEGINS ***
Wilson: they are drawing weapons
Wilson: what do you do?
Wilson: wait for your turn
EYE-R-DUM's turn was skipped.
JAY-R-EFK's turn was skipped.
AFK-R-BRB's turn was skipped.
ALLURBASE-O-BTU's turn was skipped.
*** COMBAT ROUND COMPLETE ***
(Remember to Unfreeze your players to resume normal play.)
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Pulls laser his pistol and shoots at a fake guard *
Wilson: just emote into the window
AFK-R-BRB-1 says, "allur--throw your grenade at them"
AFK-R-BRB-1: pulls lazer, shoots fake guard
ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1: Stay silent, AFK.
* ALLURBASE-O-BTU-1 Throws nearest object he can use as weapon at one of the guards *
AFK-R-BRB-1: ALLUR--by refusing to defend the party, you are jeopardizing th mission
* AFK-R-BRB-1 shoots at guard *
Wilson: rolling initive
Wilson: Allur base attempts to throw his laser pistol at the communists.
Wilson: Allurbase throws his pistol, which lands at the feet of the commies
Wilson: Eye shoots at the commies\
Wilson: He misses completely
Wilson: AFK-R-BRB shoots and hits one of the guards lopping off one of his arms
Wilson: the guards start firing back (minus the one that lost an arm)
Wilson: One commie bemused by Allurbase's antics bemusadly fires back hitting him and putting a smoking hole in his chest.
Wilson: The other commie shoots but nearly misses eye
* JAY-R-EFK-2 boards the arrived train, wondering how happy his friends currently are. *
Wilson: you may now emote your next round
Wilson: Jay has arrouiced
Wilson: arrived
* EYE-R-DUM-2 EYE deplys his JackioBot *
* AFK-R-BRB-1 fires at guards *
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh...there appears to be a fight going on between two groups of people I have never met before!
Wilson: Jay made me laugh, 2 pp
Wilson: hell
Wilson: 3 pp
* AFK-R-BRB-1 yells to guards, points to JAY--"Look, a computer loyalist!" *
Wilson: Jay does nothing
Wilson: Eye attempts to deploy is jackobot
Wilson: he is highly successful, the bot comes to life
Wilson: afk shoots another communist dead between the eyes
The commie mutant traitor: I die!
Wilson: the remaining guard shoots back
Wilson: EYE-R-DUM recieves a blast to the armor making a large hole
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Wilson: divine was feeling left out I think
Wilson: spam your actions!
JAY-R-EFK-2: I have a spare pistol if anyone needs it!
* AFK-R-BRB-1 fires at guard *
JAY-R-EFK-2: Either side!
* A Jackobot stands idly waiting for a command. *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Shoots at the remaining guard *
Wilson: Afk shoots wildly at the guard, but misses completely, hitting the jackbot removing one of it's scrubby arms.
Wilson: Eye fires at the guard in tandem with Jay, killing the guard with several laser blasts to the chest.
Wilson: combat is over
EYE-R-DUM-2: Is everyone alright?
* AFK-R-BRB-1 belatedly fires at guard again *
JAY-R-EFK-2: No! You just shot at a load of guards! Oh, and Allur may or may not be dead
Wilson: your team leaders clone lies on the floor
Wilson: clutched in the commies hand is some sort of paper
AFK-R-BRB-1: Jay--they were no guards!
AFK-R-BRB-1: they were commies!
Wilson: shit
Wilson: AFK-R-BRB fires off a couple rounds to make sure the guards are dead
Wilson: she misses wildly again hitting the bot one more time, damn, how unlucky!\
JAY-R-EFK-2: I don't think we can prove that now, seeing as you killed them - as far as anyone else is concerned, you just shot and killed some guards
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Grabs the piece of paper from the dead gaurd's hand\ *
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh, and you damaged that bot
JAY-R-EFK-2: repeatedly
AFK-R-BRB-1: look at their hats Jay!
AFK-R-BRB-1: they were commies!
JAY-R-EFK-2: This could be some kind of fancy-dress occassion
Wilson: rolling between jay and afk for the paper
AFK-R-BRB-1: you offered your gun to a commie!
Wilson: sorry eye
JAY-R-EFK-2: I offered my gun to what was quite clearly a GUARD
AFK-R-BRB-1: you offered to aid a commie in a fight against your own party
Wilson: EYE-R-DUM snatches the paper before afk does
JAY-R-EFK-2: I also offered the gun to you
AFK-R-BRB-1: take a look at the hats Jay
AFK-R-BRB-1: they are not regulation
AFK-R-BRB-1: at the very least
Wilson: yes these hats are strange
EYE-R-DUM-2: I have this paper I got form one of the commies, perhaps it is evidence
AFK-R-BRB-1: they are guilty of violating uniform regulations
AFK-R-BRB-1: those are commie hats
JAY-R-EFK-2: I don't see anything that makes them communist, however
AFK-R-BRB-1: you offered your gun to commies!
JAY-R-EFK-2: I also offered the gun to you and Eye
Wilson: they look a little like this
JAY-R-EFK-2: I did not want to be involved in a battle that was highly illegal, please just look at the pointless note
AFK-R-BRB-1: or at the very least, offered to aid criminals guilty of uniform violations
IMAGE: "hat" URL: http://www.transworldsurplus.co.uk/images/products/russian-hat-star.jpg

JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh please, that symbol could mean anything
EYE-R-DUM-2: Look at the Hammer and Sickle
EYE-R-DUM-2: They were clearly communists!
JAY-R-EFK-2: It could be support of some kind of labour-union
Wilson: no one knows anything about communism
Wilson: but you all gain 1 point of communist doctrine
JAY-R-EFK-2: In fact, I suspect it is some kind of alliance between smithies and farmers
AFK-R-BRB-1: then you are still guilty of offering to aid traitors
JAY-R-EFK-2: I saw YOU commiting the treason here, in attempting to kill guards
EYE-R-DUM-2: Do you wish me to subdue him Ma'am
AFK-R-BRB-1: I order you to subdue the traitor, EYE
JAY-R-EFK-2: that is a far greater treason than lapse in uniform
Wilson: want to read the paper eye?
* JAY-R-EFK-2 is a LARGE individual with TONS of DEX and a fair bit of str...good luck *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Reads the paper from the dead commies *
AFK-R-BRB-1: EYE--I order you to give me that paper
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Gives the paper to AFK *
JAY-R-EFK-2: You do realise she is not your superior?
JAY-R-EFK-2: Your superior is the man you have abandoned to read a bit of paper
AFK-R-BRB-1: I am assuming command in place of our fallen leader
JAY-R-EFK-2: That is not for you to decide
JAY-R-EFK-2: It is for the computer to decide
* AFK-R-BRB-1 reads the paper *
Wilson: the paper seems to be some sort of love letter
Wilson: sadly none of you know what love is/
Wilson: so for all intents and purposes, it is just a letter\
Wilson: it reads: Dear citizen, My programming will not allow me to convey the feelings of happieness when you are in my immediate location. Therefore I have decided to terminate you.
Wilson: your's, ted
JAY-R-EFK-2: Brilliant, you shot what appears to be SENSITIVE, POETIC guards...although it is a little confusing...and seems to describe odd emotions...The point is, you have most likely just commited cruelty as well as treason.
AFK-R-BRB-1: this is evidence of a murder!
JAY-R-EFK-2: I want no part in poor Ted's death
AFK-R-BRB-1: he terminated someone
EYE-R-DUM-2: Ted was treasonous
JAY-R-EFK-2: He said he had decided to
EYE-R-DUM-2: He had unknown feelings
Wilson: You are not sure that this guard is ted
AFK-R-BRB-1: you offered your weapon to a traitorous murderer
JAY-R-EFK-2: Murderer of who?
JAY-R-EFK-2: And when?
JAY-R-EFK-2: This may not even be his letter
JAY-R-EFK-2: it could be evidence
EYE-R-DUM-2: He also violated uniform laws
JAY-R-EFK-2: stop picking at straws - even if this poor fellow is Ted, it doesn't mean he HAS killed anyone
Wilson: on the back of the letter there is a printed location and time
JAY-R-EFK-2: also, you killed officers of the law, that is far worse than having spiffy hats
* AFK-R-BRB-1 sarcastically accuses Jay of being a lawyer--er, person who twists everything everyone says *
* AFK-R-BRB-1 read back of letter *
Wilson: VAN SECTOR 2PM FRIDAY, BEHIND THE OLD FUN CENTER
Wilson: you may rp now :p
AFK-R-BRB-1: I think we should investigate this
EYE-R-DUM-2: Perhaps we should go to this meeting place at 2pm on Friday
EYE-R-DUM-2: To see who shows up
AFK-R-BRB-1: EYE, I order you to determine what day and time it is now
JAY-R-EFK-2: Eye, forget that order, and go see if our leader is dead or not
EYE-R-DUM-2: It is friday at 10 am
JAY-R-EFK-2: That isn't an order, but I imagine Allur will eat you alive if he isn't dead and sees you not looking after him
AFK-R-BRB-1: I ordered him first--EYE, ignor the traitor
EYE-R-DUM-2: we have 4 hours to go behind the old fun center if we wish to make this meeting
* AFK-R-BRB-1 checks ALLUR for pulse *
AFK-R-BRB-1: he's got a faint
* AFK-R-BRB-1 checks eyes *
AFK-R-BRB-1: but his eyes are fixed and dilated
AFK-R-BRB-1: he
JAY-R-EFK-2: Well then, we can either toddle off to an unknown location and forget our mission, or help out are leader - he has a pulse, and that makes him the leader still, making him the priority
AFK-R-BRB-1: s definitely not fit to lead any more
JAY-R-EFK-2: If he's alive he still has his job
AFK-R-BRB-1: he's brain-dead, probably from an overdose
JAY-R-EFK-2: We can always see what the Computer says about doing your job, or we can just help out the dying man
EYE-R-DUM-2: We could try and take him to a doctor
Wilson: he has a large hole in his chest
EYE-R-DUM-2: Or we could put him out of his misery and then he would be revived anew as a clone
EYE-R-DUM-2: and back on his feet, ready to command
JAY-R-EFK-2: LUCKILY, a laser would quarterize any wound, thus preventing blood loss, therefore if there is no damage to major organs he could be revived
JAY-R-EFK-2: his 'status' is most likely due to pain and shock
Wilson: 2 pp for Jay
AFK-R-BRB-1: regardless off his status, he is unable to lead at this point
JAY-R-EFK-2: It depends on where he took the bolt, doesn't it? Eye, I don't believe euthanasia would be allowed by the Computer, either
JAY-R-EFK-2: He is still the leader
EYE-R-DUM-2: What should we do then?
JAY-R-EFK-2: He lives, he has a pulse
JAY-R-EFK-2: Take him to a doctor
JAY-R-EFK-2: Now
* AFK-R-BRB-1 shoots ALLUR so he can respawn and continue to lead *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Picks up ALLURBASE *
Wilson: btw allurbase is gone,
Wilson: he's not coming back i think
* EYE-R-DUM-2 wONDERS why he picked up a dead body, then sets the body down *
AFK-R-BRB-1: he will respawn somewhere and join us when he can
Wilson: afk puts an extra hole in Allurbase for good measure
JAY-R-EFK-2: ...you just shot our leader
EYE-R-DUM-2: So, what now?
JAY-R-EFK-2: our still living leader...
EYE-R-DUM-2: He's dead now Jay
AFK-R-BRB-1: feel free to stand around waiting for his orders, Jay
JAY-R-EFK-2: Once we get out of this sector, to one with a terminal, there'll be repurcussions for this, murder of the leader is stupid, let alone treasonous
AFK-R-BRB-1: or better yet, take him too the hospital
AFK-R-BRB-1: you are one to talk, traitor-aider
EYE-R-DUM-2: I say we go behind the Old Fun center
Wilson: okay this is a good place to leave off today
JAY-R-EFK-2: As soon as we're out of this sector, there is going to be a nice chat with the computer - Eye, as Allur's underling of choice, I suggest you lead
JAY-R-EFK-2: oops
Wilson: thanks for coming folks
JAY-R-EFK-2: sorry
EYE-R-DUM-2: Okay, it was fun
JAY-R-EFK-2: Yeah
Wilson: I'll post a log momentarily