Log III

Wilson: You've got a bunch of dead commies
Wilson: and your team leader
Wilson: roleplaying is more important than your foot
JAY-R-EFK-2: Won't he just respawn where Eye did?
Wilson: apply a tournaquet
Wilson: yea
Wilson: but
AFK-R-BRB-1: EYE, I order you to hide these bodies
EYE-R-DUM-2: but he's AFK
Wilson: he's wandered off in a daze
Wilson: seems to have forgotten abouth the mision entirely
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Looks for a place to hide the bodies *
JAY-R-EFK-2: You could always just spoof him to give some orders in the right direction
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh sorry are we IC now?
Wilson: yes
Wilson: IC
Wilson: except me
Wilson: who is only ic when he feels like it
* AFK-R-BRB-1 looks around for a place to hide the bodies *
EYE-R-DUM-2: I don't see anywhere to hide them ma'am
* A dying commie traitor gurgles and sputters. *
Wilson: it seems that one of these commies is still alive
Wilson: perhaps you should ask him some questions
Wilson: before he dies
* AFK-R-BRB-1 stands over dying commie, holding a gun *
EYE-R-DUM-2: Who was ted?
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Asks the commie *
JAY-R-EFK-2: You! ARE. YOU. A. COMMIE?
AFK-R-BRB-1: OK, you commie bastard
AFK-R-BRB-1: tell us about this note!
EYE-R-DUM-2: Who was ted and what's this meeting
A dying commie traitor: I vill tell you nothing
AFK-R-BRB-1: Tell me or I will start tickling you and I won't stop until you talk
EYE-R-DUM-2: tickling will make you happy
AFK-R-BRB-1: DO YOU WANT TO BE TICKLE TORTURED YOU COMMIE BASTARD?
EYE-R-DUM-2: Happiness is a capitalist idea
JAY-R-EFK-2: We could always, just, you know, not. He's got blood on him, it isn't very cleanly
A dying commie traitor: doesn't look like he's afraid of this "tickling thing"
EYE-R-DUM-2: If you are happy, you are a capitalist
EYE-R-DUM-2: if we tickle you you'll be capitalist
* AFK-R-BRB-1 has an idea! *
AFK-R-BRB-1: JAY, plug your ears!
* JAY-R-EFK-2 plugs his ears with his fingers *
AFK-R-BRB-1: EYE, sing that song, the one yuou were singing in the transport
EYE-R-DUM-2: never gonna give you up
AFK-R-BRB-1: don't stop until he tells us what we want
EYE-R-DUM-2: nver gonna let you down
EYE-R-DUM-2: never gonna run around and desert you
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Keeps singing the song *
* AFK-R-BRB-1 joins in *
* JAY-R-EFK-2 wonders why people are singing *
AFK-R-BRB-1: never gonna make you cry
EYE-R-DUM-2: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
AFK-R-BRB-1: never gonna say goodbye
* A dying commie traitor doesn't look impressed *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Kicks commie in the balls *
JAY-R-EFK-2: As brilliant as this think tank is, maybe you should just stick the gun in his wound
AFK-R-BRB-1: Damn! he must have had rickroll resistance training
* Wilson rolls *
Wilson: you miss his balls
* EYE-R-DUM-2 trys again *
* JAY-R-EFK-2 unplugs his ears *
Wilson: kick him squarely in the boot
JAY-R-EFK-2: You people are terrible
* AFK-R-BRB-1 kicks him in the stomach *
Wilson: you miss him again
* EYE-R-DUM-2 tyrs again *
AFK-R-BRB-1: Would you care to try something, JAY darling
* JAY-R-EFK-2 tries to identify where the commie is wounded *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Keeps trying *
Wilson: you hit him
Wilson: he grunts
* AFK-R-BRB-1 socks him in one of his bullet wounds *
AFK-R-BRB-1: TALK DAMMIT!
Wilson: Afk's masterful kick lands in his stomach making a geyser of blood spurt from his chest
EYE-R-DUM-2: Oh great
JAY-R-EFK-2: Just plug the wound with a gun
EYE-R-DUM-2: I think he's dying
AFK-R-BRB-1: I think I just identified where he is wounded...
JAY-R-EFK-2: Agonising without messy
Wilson: don't do more than one action at a time
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Plugs the wound with his gun *
Wilson: okay jay
Wilson: rolling your medical skill
Wilson: you succede in plugging the wound
Wilson: perhaps preventing more blood loss
JAY-R-EFK-2: Wow, you actually got the right hole
* JAY-R-EFK-2 mock applauds *
EYE-R-DUM-2: Shut up Jay
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh, I'm sorry, should I shut up with the only successful idea thus far?
A dying commie traitor: seems to be getting less talkative the more you torture him
AFK-R-BRB-1 says, "ok, commie, talk or we pull the plug on you, literally"
A dying commie traitor: rolling
Wilson: rolling
Wilson: ouch
Wilson: 19
* A dying commie traitor e attempts to spit at AFK *
AFK-R-BRB-1: OK, that's just gross
Wilson: but it is more like a dribble
JAY-R-EFK-2: How about we offer him medical aid in exchange for answers?
EYE-R-DUM-2: Sounds like a good idea to me
EYE-R-DUM-2: We'll fix you up if you give us information
AFK-R-BRB-1 says, "Hey commie, you want to live? You tell us about this note"
Wilson: who is trying to persuade him?
Wilson: you can't all do it at the same time
EYE-R-DUM-2: Me
AFK-R-BRB-1: Eye first, then me
JAY-R-EFK-2: Whoever has the highest stat would be intelligent
Wilson: EYE-R-DUM fails miserably
Wilson: you can rp your failure please
EYE-R-DUM-2: well fizzle
EYE-R-DUM-2: AFK would you like to try him to get to talk
Wilson: what did you accidently say to him
AFK-R-BRB-1: I try next
Wilson: ?
Wilson: make it funny :p
EYE-R-DUM-2: If only my power level was over 9000
Wilson: you've also rolled a 15, but had a lot of points
Wilson: in interogation
A dying commie traitor: seems to be slipping into unconciousness
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Deploys his Jackobot to spray commie with water *
AFK-R-BRB-1: to JAY: OK, smartie-pants, you give it a try
JAY-R-EFK-2: Uhh...okay?
* A Jackobot cleans up the commie mutant traitor. *
AFK-R-BRB-1: to JAY: ...waiting...
EYE-R-DUM-2: Yes Jay, tyr and do something to get him to talk
* JAY-R-EFK-2 is rolling with wilson, shush *
EYE-R-DUM-2: seems to be really in touch with his communist side today, he talks at length with the guard on things you're not even sure he knows what mean. Finally the guard realizes what a friend JAY-R-EFK has been to him all this time and decides to share a great secret.
* JAY-R-EFK-2 laughs at the failed spoof? *
Wilson: whoops
Wilson: my bad
JAY-R-EFK-2: Just so we're clear, I succeeded, not Eye, who FAILED, MISERABLY (just for the log)
EYE-R-DUM-2: Shut up JAY
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh, I'm sorry? That didn't sound very much like "I'm sorry I ever doubted you, how can I ever repay you?"
* AFK-R-BRB-1 gives JAY a hug and passive-aggressively steps on his foot *
* JAY-R-EFK-2 leans in to hear the commies secret *
* A dying commie traitor leans in close and whispers to JAY-R-EFK *
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh...Oh my!
EYE-R-DUM-2: What? What did he tell you?
* A dying commie traitor dies *
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh, nothing important, something about the cake being a lie
JAY-R-EFK-2: Which I find rather shocking...and anticlimactic
EYE-R-DUM-2: What is cake?
JAY-R-EFK-2: I don't really know...in fact, this was a complete waste of time...I hate everything/
AFK-R-BRB-1: you hate everything anyway, JAY
JAY-R-EFK-2: Yes, but now I REALLY hate everything
AFK-R-BRB-1: aw, do you need another hug?
JAY-R-EFK-2: Yes, but I'd rather you didnt step on my foot again
* AFK-R-BRB-1 give JAY a headlock, er, hug *
EYE-R-DUM-2: Wait. I think I heard the commie say sometuing about purple crests and necromencY
JAY-R-EFK-2: ...I seriously, utterly, completely hate everything.
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh, yes, he also went on about purple necromancy, or whatever you just said
EYE-R-DUM-2: But what is necromency?
EYE-R-DUM-2: Why did you lie to us JAY?
AFK-R-BRB-1: Maybe it's a kind of cake?
JAY-R-EFK-2: Because he said nothing but random drivel that didn't make any sense?
EYE-R-DUM-2: But neither cake nor necromancy make sense
JAY-R-EFK-2: Exactly.
EYE-R-DUM-2: So why did you tell us about just one and not both
JAY-R-EFK-2: In which case, I think we should follow this up by finding Ted
JAY-R-EFK-2: Because the cake being a lie is more shocking?
EYE-R-DUM-2: No it is't
AFK-R-BRB-1: funny, I heard something different
AFK-R-BRB-1: like...narcolepsy? and chess?
EYE-R-DUM-2: What is chess?
AFK-R-BRB-1: dunno
EYE-R-DUM-2: What is narcolepsy?
JAY-R-EFK-2: I heard necromancy - are you sure you eavesdropped correctly?
AFK-R-BRB-1: You DID here necromancy, then
JAY-R-EFK-2: Yes, necromancy, and cake
EYE-R-DUM-2: If both of us heard necromancy then AFK must be lying
JAY-R-EFK-2: well, necromancy, purple crests, and cake
JAY-R-EFK-2: or she merely listened incorrectly, no harm done
AFK-R-BRB-1: yes, no harm done
EYE-R-DUM-2: but you still lied to us
Wilson: hmm
JAY-R-EFK-2: Forget the lies! Remember the Ted!
EYE-R-DUM-2: Then let us go behind this fun center
JAY-R-EFK-2: Necromancy doesn't particularly sound nice, so can we at least follow this lead?
AFK-R-BRB-1: OK, then let's get going
AFK-R-BRB has been promoted to Orange clearance!
Wilson: Somehow AFK was promoted to team leader
EYE-R-DUM-2: Good, our leader is now clear
AFK-O-BRB-1: to the fun center!
EYE-R-DUM-2: Lead the way ma'am
AFK-O-BRB-1: what time is it?
JAY-R-EFK-2: Wait, promotion? By what?
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh...this is rather bad
JAY-R-EFK-2: That would suggest the Computer is indeed active here
JAY-R-EFK-2: Or that someone has manipulated the system in this sector
JAY-R-EFK-2: Either way, bad for you two, you dirty leader killing traitors
EYE-R-DUM-2: I didn
EYE-R-DUM-2 says, "t kill ALLURBASE"
JAY-R-EFK-2: I say for now we take advantage of this clearence and hurry on
Wilson: amen
AFK-O-BRB-1: Let's see, we had 4 hours till the meeting when we grabbed the note
EYE-R-DUM-2: Then let us go
AFK-O-BRB-1: then we pissed away an hour
AFK-O-BRB-1: that leave us 3 hours before the rendezvous
AFK-O-BRB-1: so lets get going...where's the funcenter?
Wilson: you can probably find a map around here somewhere
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Looks for a map *
* AFK-O-BRB-1 looks for a map *
Wilson: anyone else?
* Wilson taps his foot *
* AFK-O-BRB-1 orders JAY to look for the map too *
* JAY-R-EFK-2 chooses not to in an act of defiance *
Wilson: you both find maps
Wilson: jay are you following them?
JAY-R-EFK-2: Yes
JAY-R-EFK-2: Well, moving along with them with disdain
Wilson: quite defiant of you
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh yes, Anarchy in this place that isn't UK
AFK-O-BRB-1: Anarchy is treason, but you'll be an anarchist later, no doubt
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Looks for the fun center on the map *
AFK-O-BRB-1: so I'll get you later
AFK-O-BRB-1: in the mean time...
Wilson: the map says the happyfun center is about 30 min walk from your current location
JAY-R-EFK-2: And I'm sure you'll manage to kill yourself later, now that you're the leader
JAY-R-EFK-2: Lets just go
* AFK-O-BRB-1 goes *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Begoins walking toward the fun center *
JAY-R-EFK-2: I still have that spare handgun if any requires it at any point, just a reminder
Wilson: are you all headed out?
* JAY-R-EFK-2 goes *
JAY-R-EFK-2: *anyone
Wilson: okay frozen for description
Wilson: you are walking down hallways that all look the same. They have windows that overlook an industrial courtyard. The halls are narrow and all have a red stripe painted all the way down as far as the eye can see.
Wilson: the lights are flickering
Wilson: like something is using too much power and draining everything else.
Wilson: you may not rp
JAY-R-EFK-2: I'm bored. Make the hall go faster. And fix the lights. And don't think about the implications of the lights flickering.
JAY-R-EFK-2: SHIT
JAY-R-EFK-2: sorry
Wilson: JAY-R-EFK say something insane
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Trys to identify what is draining the energy *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Continues walking down the hall *
Wilson: two intsec guards walk by you
JAY-R-EFK-2: Lovely weather, isn't it?
Wilson: RP
Wilson: sorry
Wilson: not=should
EYE-R-DUM-2: What is weather JAY?
JAY-R-EFK-2: The thing that happens when the lights change?
EYE-R-DUM-2: You're makng up many interesting words today
An IntSec Guard: ignores the comment and keeps walking, apperantly Jay is too low on the pay scale to fine.
AFK-O-BRB-1: to guards: Please direct us to the fun center!
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh, just walk right on by then, ignore the little man! Fine, what a glorious state we live in, in which the hard working citizen is treated like dirt!...not that I mind.
* An IntSec Guard looks at AFK-O-BRB and keeps walking. *
AFK-O-BRB-1: we have important business and very little time!
EYE-R-DUM-2: What is dirt JAY?
Wilson: you know what dirt is
EYE-R-DUM-2: sry
JAY-R-EFK-2: You will be.
Wilson: it's traitorous to be dirty
Wilson: suddenly the lights go off!
Wilson: pm me your actions!
Wilson: rp your actions
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Looks around and pulls his gun just in case *
JAY-R-EFK-2: Could whoever that is please refrain from touching my bottom?
Wilson: you cannot see eachother
* JAY-R-EFK-2 fires his lazer to illuminate the corridor *
* AFK-O-BRB-1 pulls gun just in case *
AFK-O-BRB-1: Sorry, JAY, didn't mean to grab your butt
Wilson: a lazer shot fires off near Eye's ear
AFK-O-BRB-1: I thought you were EYE
EYE-R-DUM-2: Excuse me ma'am
* JAY-R-EFK-2 hearing no protest, Jay fires again to attempt to see further down as the bolt travels *
AFK-O-BRB-1: JAY, did you almost hit EYE with your lazer?
EYE-R-DUM-2: AFFHH my ear
EYE-R-DUM-2: You hit my ear
* JAY-R-EFK-2 has already fired...oops *
Wilson: remember no one saw anyone
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Rols around on the floor, writhing in pain *
* JAY-R-EFK-2 did not actually hit Eye *
* AFK-O-BRB-1 fires shot to llight up hall *
Wilson: another lazer blast
Wilson: this time bouncing off the ceiling
JAY-R-EFK-2: Anyone see anything?
Wilson: the lights come back on
Wilson: EYE-R-DUM is missing his ear
Wilson: and there's quite a lot of blood
Wilson: no one is sure who shot himk
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Stands up clutching where his ear used to be *
* JAY-R-EFK-2 fires again *
AFK-O-BRB-1: JAY, what are you firing at?!
Wilson: he may be lagging
Wilson: in which case
Wilson: oh lord
JAY-R-EFK-2: Yeah, sorry
Wilson: JAY-R-EFK momentarily startled by the lights fires off one more shot bouncing around the hallway and hitting himself squarely in his own ear
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh the horrifically painful irony!
EYE-R-DUM-2: Hah, justice
Wilson: the lights flicke
Wilson: eye
EYE-R-DUM-2: I hope these things don't go off again
Wilson: you don't know who shot you
EYE-R-DUM-2: sry
JAY-R-EFK-2: Could we refrain from shooting and keep low, please
Wilson: obviously an assassing must be somewhere in the hallway Eye
* JAY-R-EFK-2 tries to keep low to avoid any possible assailant hitting him *
AFK-O-BRB-1: lets just refrain from shooting altogether
Wilson: -g
AFK-O-BRB-1: and keep going
EYE-R-DUM-2: Someone is trying to kill ne
Wilson: you're both missing ears
Wilson: luckily lazer wounds self cauterize
AFK-O-BRB-1: damn, the lights are out again!
EYE-R-DUM-2: Ma'm no they aren't
Wilson: would you like to continue
Wilson: ?
JAY-R-EFK-2: They are merely flickering...however I would prefer it if we kept our eyes open as we proceed
AFK-O-BRB-1: Regardless, lets get out of here
AFK-O-BRB-1: this flickering is driving me nuts
EYE-R-DUM-2: Alright, let's go
* Wilson is really surprised no one caught fire... *
* JAY-R-EFK-2 follows AFK *
AFK-O-BRB-1: I never know if the lights are going to be working from one moment to the next
EYE-R-DUM-2: Lead the way ma'am!
* AFK-O-BRB-1 heads off down the hallway, gun at the ready *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Follows AFK, gun pulled *
Rootofall-R-EVL has attempted to login!
LOL-R-FOL has attempted to login!
* AFK-O-BRB-1 is on edge from the flickering lights *
Wilson: okay
Wilson: you spend the next 20 min walking through this endless corridor with no end in sight. When it just about feels like your are going to never get anywhere you arrive at a t-junction, one path left, one right. There are a couple signs here and an insec guard sleeping in the corner
Wilson: unfrozen,
* EYE-R-DUM-2 attempts to wake up the gaurd and ask for directions *
JAY-R-EFK-2: Wait, do we really want to wake up the guard?
* AFK-O-BRB-1 looks down left and right corridors *
JAY-R-EFK-2: Last time we passed an intsec the lights went out and lazer fire commenced
JAY-R-EFK-2: *insec
AFK-O-BRB-1: True...
* AFK-O-BRB-1 looks at guard with suspicion *
* JAY-R-EFK-2 lowers the volume of his voice to avoid waking the guard *
JAY-R-EFK-2: I say we just move on, either left or right
* AFK-O-BRB-1 looks at the signs for directions *
* JAY-R-EFK-2 also looks at the signs *
* AFK-O-BRB-1 whispers to EYE, "Leave that guard alone" *
* AFK-O-BRB-1 frowns in confusion *
EYE-R-DUM-2: Stops movindg toward gaurd
JAY-R-EFK-2: Lets go right to the happyfun center
AFK-O-BRB-1: Yep
JAY-R-EFK-2: And away from here...quickly, this place freaks me out a little
AFK-O-BRB-1: funcenter on the right
EYE-R-DUM-2: Pokes gaurd to try and get them to wake up
* JAY-R-EFK-2 hurries off down the right *
AFK-O-BRB-1: Eye, do that again and I'll shoot your other ear off!
An IntSec Guard: grumbles and sitrs
AFK-O-BRB-1: runs down the right corridor
EYE-R-DUM-2: Tell us the way to the fun center and I won't tell your CO you've been sleeping on the job
* JAY-R-EFK-2 picks up his pace, hoping to be far away by the time the Intsec is aware *
An IntSec Guard: blurryily points right
* An IntSec Guard and falls back asleep *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Hurries down the right corridor *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 running as fast as he can to catch up to the others *
* JAY-R-EFK-2 runs faster *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 runs even faster *
* AFK-O-BRB-1 runs like the wind! *
Wilson: five minutes later you arrive in the courtyard where an abandoned happyfun center now stands.
Wilson: highly delapidated
Wilson: there is some grafitti across the fron of the building
Wilson: who wants to read it
* JAY-R-EFK-2 moves away from the pollution *
Wilson: the front doors are closed
Wilson: but you see a couple crates and a hole in the roof
Wilson: you could get in there
* JAY-R-EFK-2 tries the front door...it is the mountain, and he is the hiker. *
Wilson: door is locked
Wilson: also orange clearance
Wilson: better not go in
JAY-R-EFK-2: Well...we do have orange clearence...we could always shoot it...
AFK-O-BRB-1: let's go through the roof
JAY-R-EFK-2: I like guns
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh? Oh...yes
JAY-R-EFK-2: We could do
AFK-O-BRB-1: you like handing guns to other people
JAY-R-EFK-2: Okay...
AFK-O-BRB-1: it's orange clearance--I'll go
* JAY-R-EFK-2 hands AFK his spare pistol *
AFK-O-BRB-1: thank you!
JAY-R-EFK-2: Wait...no?
JAY-R-EFK-2: Trickery! Entrapment!
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Takes out his robot repair kit *
* AFK-O-BRB-1 pockets JAY's gun and starts stacking crates to climb *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 /tries to repair his Jackobot *
* JAY-R-EFK-2 attemps to follow up the crates *
* AFK-O-BRB-1 climbs up to hole in roof and looks in *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Follows AFK and JAY *
Wilson: jay can't make it up
Wilson: you can't make it up either eye
Wilson: it's too much work
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh...balls
Wilson: you both rolled horribly
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Keeps attempting to repair his Jackobot *
Wilson: eye almost critically missed
* AFK-O-BRB-1 whispers, "EYE, go see if there's any other way to get in." *
Wilson: you two are currently still trying to climb up
Wilson: do you go check?
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Stops trying to climb up and looks for another way in *
* JAY-R-EFK-2 attempts once again to climb *
* AFK-O-BRB-1 reaches down to JAY, "Here, I'll help you up." *
* JAY-R-EFK-2 accepts AFK's hand *
EYE-R-DUM-2: I found a back door!
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Opens the back door *
* AFK-O-BRB-1 makes the shh gesture to Jay and points down the hole *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Walks inside the fun center *
Wilson: the commies inside are pointing their pistols at Eye
A commie mutant traitor: Vaht do you want comrade?
* A commie mutant traitor meanicingly glares at eye *
* JAY-R-EFK-2 queitly siddles up to AFK, eyes widening as he views the events below *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Puts his hands up and surrenders *
EYE-R-DUM-2: I want nothing, I am lost
Wilson: eye earns 4PP!
Wilson: the commies look at you carefully
* AFK-O-BRB-1 watches to see what guards will do *
A commie mutant traitor: i tink dis one has zeen to much, no?
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Draws his gun and shoots at one of the gaurds *
A commie mutant traitor: Combat!
A commie mutant traitor: announce your actions!
* JAY-R-EFK-2 is scared by the loud noises and falls back away from the hole *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Draws his gun and shoots at the gaurds *
* AFK-O-BRB-1 hides at edge of hole and keeps watching *
A commie mutant traitor: you shoot one of the commies between the eyes dropping him instantly.
Wilson: whoops
Wilson: the other three fire back
Wilson: miss, miss, hit
Wilson: you've just been shot in the arm
Wilson: you've lost all control in your right arm
Wilson: I suspect you're left-handed?
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Takes cover, clutching his right arm *
Wilson: NEXT ROUND
Wilson: announce actions
* AFK-O-BRB-1 reaches back to catch Jay who fell away from the hole *
* EYE-R-DUM-2 Attempts to shoot a commie then takes cover again *
AFK-O-BRB-1 says, "pull yourself together, man!""
Wilson: the commies and jay have initive
* JAY-R-EFK-2 appears to be having a mild panic attack *
Wilson: ouch
Wilson: the first commie shoots at Eye
Wilson: missing
Wilson: and hitting a wall behind the place where eye was standing
Wilson: eye stands up to fire back
Wilson: not realizing that the lazer is now returning from it's ricochet
Wilson: Zzzzzap
Wilson: Eye's head has been severed off
AFK-O-BRB-1 says, "that's gotta hurt"
Wilson: his body falls limply to the ground, his head landing near his outstretched arms
* AFK-O-BRB-1 fires at guards, then ducks back away from hole *
EYE-R-DUM-2 has passed away.
Wilson: ooh, nice shot afk
Wilson: you get revenge on one of the guards with a heroic shot to his back
Wilson: NEXT ROUND
* JAY-R-EFK-2 successfully pulls himself out of his panic *
Wilson: we'll count that as last round
* JAY-R-EFK-2 attempts to aid AFK and moves closer to the hole, firing at the nearest commie *
* AFK-O-BRB-1 fires at guard and ducks back from hole *
Wilson: commies go first, they have a negative penalty because you have cover
Wilson: huge miss
Wilson: one blast hits the ceiling and nearly kill the commie that shot it
Wilson: the next shot lands inches from your exposed head
Wilson: your= AFK
Wilson: afk just criticaled the other guard
Wilson: firing three percise laser blasts she removes both of the guards arms and one leg
Wilson: he stands there hopping on one leg before falling over
Wilson: jay fires
Wilson: he misses
* EYE-R-DUM-3 Steps out of the cloning tube and begins running toward the fun center, taking a right at the T *
Wilson: NEXT ROUND
* AFK-O-BRB-1 fires at guard, then ducks back from the hole *
* JAY-R-EFK-2 fires again *
Wilson: you two got initive
Wilson: Jay shoots and hits the last guard
Wilson: killing him with a fatal chest wound
Wilson: combat resolved
Wilson: Eye is back
Wilson: commence the rp
JAY-R-EFK-2: All in all 100% successful trip!
AFK-O-BRB-1 says, "don't kill Mr. Stumpy over there--we need information out of him"
* AFK-O-BRB-1 climbs back down from hole in roof and runs around to the door Eye found *
* EYE-R-DUM-3 Walks over to stumpy and asks him about the meeting *
EYE-R-DUM-3: someone else ask him
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh are we actually at the right place now?
AFK-O-BRB-1: Does anyone have any happyfun pills left?
AFK-O-BRB-1: or anything like that?
EYE-R-DUM-3: I have 25
EYE-R-DUM-3: fun pills
AFK-O-BRB-1: eye, give him 2 pills
* EYE-R-DUM-3 Pops two pills into the commie's mouth *
JAY-R-EFK-2: He's been maimed almost entirely, happy pills are great but come on, they can't work miracles surely?
* AFK-O-BRB-1 speaks to guard in a voice of motherly concern *
EYE-R-DUM-3: They will probably just make his speech nonsensical
JAY-R-EFK-2: Oh, good.
AFK-O-BRB-1: "Oh! my dear, you fell down an hurt yourself! We should see if Ted can help fix you up! Where is Ted, sweetheart, so we can help you."
The commie mutant traitor: ted i know no ted
JAY-R-EFK-2: Where is the necromancer, comrade?
The commie mutant traitor: your pills, you take them too eh?
AFK-O-BRB-1: Oh, well then, is there anyone else around here? Any other guards or anyone that can help?
AFK-O-BRB-1: Or maybe robots?
Rootofall-R-EVL has attempted to login!
The commie mutant traitor: ve have nothink
JAY-R-EFK-2: Where is your common room, comrade?
The commie mutant traitor: just chess and table
The commie mutant traitor: dis is our only room
JAY-R-EFK-2: Well that's not too helpful...
Rootofall-R-EVL has attempted to login!
* AFK-O-BRB-1 examines chessboard and table *
EYE-R-DUM-3: What is chess?
The commie mutant traitor: is game
* JAY-R-EFK-2 also examines the two objects *
* EYE-R-DUM-3 picks up a rook *
JAY-R-EFK-2: I've never heard of chess, but the pieces are pretty
* AFK-O-BRB-1 examines the chess pieces *
* EYE-R-DUM-3 Closley examines the table *
JAY-R-EFK-2: I'd actually quite like to have this for my own personal use, if no one objects
JAY-R-EFK-2: Although...we may need him for the rules
EYE-R-DUM-3: To commie "Why is this table made of metal?"
Wilson: there is a cloth covering the table
* AFK-O-BRB-1 pulls cloth off tabme *
AFK-O-BRB-1: table, even
Wilson: aha!
Wilson: the robot is revealed
Wilson: it's cubic in nature
Wilson: and must weigh about 2 tons
* EYE-R-DUM-3 Bends down and examines the bot *
AFK-O-BRB-1: EYE, can your jackobot lift something this heavy?
EYE-R-DUM-3: I'm afrraid not
JAY-R-EFK-2: NO, you shot it's arms off if I recall correctly
JAY-R-EFK-2: *No
AFK-O-BRB-1: to guard: what about PATRIC-O-DOUL? Where is he?
EYE-R-DUM-3: Which reminds me
The commie mutant traitor: i not know dis
* EYE-R-DUM-3 Takes out repair kit and tries to repair Jackobot *
AFK-O-BRB-1: to guard: who brought you this table?
* AFK-O-BRB-1 looks for control panel on robot *
The commie mutant traitor: ve found outside
AFK-O-BRB-1: to guard: where outside?
The commie mutant traitor: in back of the happyfun center
ALLURBASE-O-BTU has attempted to login!
JAY-R-EFK-2: I'll check it out
Rootofall-R-EVL has attempted to login!
* JAY-R-EFK-2 quickly tries to walk outside *
AFK-O-BRB-1: EYE, follow him!
JAY-R-EFK-2: You're welcome to
* EYE-R-DUM-3 Follows, atttempting to repair his bot as he goes *
* AFK-O-BRB-1 finds a button and presses it once EYE and JAY have left *
JAY-R-EFK-2: Eye, please find a way of blocking this entrance, before Ted wakes up
* EYE-R-DUM-3 Smiles, his bot is repaired *
EYE-R-DUM-3: NVM, sry
Wilson: okay
Wilson: cliffhanger halo 2 ending
Wilson: we're going to pick up here next week
AFK-O-BRB-1: ok
EYE-R-DUM-3: Same time
JAY-R-EFK-2: Mmkay
Wilson: and that will probably be the final game of this mission
AFK-O-BRB-1: remember to take the private chats out of the log this time before you post
Wilson: hehe yea
JAY-R-EFK-2: Yes please, lets not have a repeat of Teafo trying to publicly get me branded as a traitor
Wilson: will post shortly
JAY-R-EFK-2: Good game everyone
Wilson: thanks for coming
EYE-R-DUM-3: We should do another mission, this was fun
AFK-O-BRB-1: k
Wilson: i have some plans
AFK-O-BRB-1: maybe not so much for Wilson, but yeah
Wilson: i'll let you guys know
EYE-R-DUM-3: k, see you guys on here next week
Wilson: no i have fun
AFK-O-BRB-1: bye